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Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






So this popped up on my FB feed, and gave good giggles - even Dan 'yes, that one' Abnett joined in.

Example?

Jurassic Parking - Scientists attempt to teach cloned Dinosaurs how to drive.

Flashing Gordon - Former Prime Minister is pursued by men in dirty raincoats with only one thing on their mind.

And remember, keep it clean, or at least leave it to the innuendo.

   
Made in au
[MOD]
Making Stuff






Under the couch

Ironing Man - a billionaire playboy becomes an unlikely hero after designing a very special steam press...


 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Iron Manning - Bernard Manning is sealed inside an Iron Maiden. Nobody is bothered or tries to help.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Returning of the Jedi - With his mentor having suddenly passed away, last remaining Jedi Luke Skywalker attempts to secure a refund on the new robes he bought Yoda as a thank-you present.

The Empire Strikes Backing - Incensed to the point of insanity at the destruction of his expensive new battle station, Emperor Palpatine holds second-rate singers solely responsible.

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Made in us
Ragin' Ork Dreadnought




Monarchy of TBD

Nighting of the Living Dead.

After an isolated zombie outbreak surprisingly removes a major terrorist cell, the braindead creatures are knighted by the Queen. The movie chronicles the desperate efforts of their public relations team trying to get the zombies to photo ops and smooth over their social faux pas.

Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.

 
   
Made in gb
Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant




Wales

The Cursing of the woman in black:
A mysterious ghost of a woman who angrily shouts "ARSE!" at night, startling many who see her.

Hard Boiling:
Chow Yun Fat stars in this high octane adventure about a chef hunting the best cooked eggs in Honk Kong.

50 Shades of Graying:
A coming of age tale about a man who decides which shade of 'just for men' to use to impress his tinder date.

The Thin Red Lining:
Drama set during WW2, where a group of women try to get the material in order to finish a dress in ration hit Britain.

The Running Manning:
Join Bernard Manning in this documentary about his battle to lose weight while saying racist jokes.

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374th Mechanized 195pts 
   
Made in gb
Is 'Eavy Metal Calling?





UK

Wondering Woman: One Amazon's quest to find out what it's all about.

The Dark Knighting: Buckingham Palace, the lights go out, and Her Majesty is holding a sword... What could possibly go wrong?

Batting Man and Robin: The story of an unlikely friendship between a cricketer and a small bird.

And to go a bit old school...
The Hounding of the Baskervilles: A dangerous beast in the moors, a family with secrets to keep, and an overly keen detective who just will not leave them alone!

 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Supermanning: a 20' tall, 5 tonne racist 'comedian' terrorises everyone.

Starring Wars: a low budget romp through some of human kinds worst atrocities it's ever committed against itself.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Manning of Steel: A fat, unfunny racist comedian tries to help with the plight of Welsh industrial industry, by telling 'colourful' jokes - particularly ones about Welshmen

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Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Slightly tangential but it made me LOL (from Radio 4):

Le Carré On Spying.

The Sandings of Iwo Jima
US marines hit the beach and get stuck into a tough campaign of preparing a whole resort worth of cabins for a good coat of paint.

The Corpseing Bride
Serious delays on set when the romantic interest can't get her lines out for laughing.

Zardozing
The post-apocalyptic future turns out to be quieter and more boring than expected.

The Highlanding
A group of immortals vie to build the most splendid loft conversion. Hilarity ensues!


I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in au
[MOD]
Making Stuff






Under the couch

Topping Gun: Two pilots, one bottle of chocolate sauce. Something to do with volleyball.


 
   
Made in gb
Fresh-Faced New User




The jungle booking. The story of a hotel clerk trying to implement a filing system in the jungle.
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Beauty and the Beasting: a beautiful military Captain deals out unwarranted punishment on her recruits.

   
Made in au
[MOD]
Making Stuff






Under the couch

Free Willying: the story of an unlikely friendship between a whale and a boy who refuses to wear underpants.


The Fellowship of the Ringing: a band of adventurers must carry the One Coin to the last payphone in Mordor.


The Returning of the King: the lost king of Gondor is finally bringing back his library books...

 
   
Made in gb
Is 'Eavy Metal Calling?





UK

The Greying: Stranded in the wild, hunted by wolves, Liam Neeson attempts reconcile his action hero career with his age...


 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Thoring,
One gods quest to defrost the dinner before Odin wakes up hungry from the Odin sleep.

The Rininging
One spirits quest to furful its dream of becoming a bell ringer.

Transformer, Darksode of the mooning.
One autobots quest to furfil a collge dream to moon the planets most powerful people.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Is 'Eavy Metal Calling?





UK

Sensing and Sensibility: high society, romance and telepathic abilities in 19th century England.

Platooning: In the hell of war, one man has to organise a large group of men into several smaller groups of men.


 
   
Made in gb
Courageous Space Marine Captain






Glasgow, Scotland

Nightmare on Elming Street: Freddie Kruger takes a wrong turn and ends up in the rougher neighbourhood . Chaos ensues in this classic horror spoof.


Jurassic Parking: Amidst the chaos of a real life dinosaur attack, one man must save the city... and teach his daughter to parrallel park! Rated R for profanity.



Star Trekking: Across the Universe: Captain Kirk and Spock return for a new entry in the iconic sci-fi franchise. The Enterprise finds itself on a friendlyundiscovered world, where they find themselves rendered into a puppet body. Voiced by Sir Patrick Stewart and a hologram of the late great Leonard Nimoy.




I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!

Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Rocking balboa

Now retired the legendery boxer must battle the busy black Friday sale to get a rocking chair for his porch and defeet old rival clubber Lang for the final chair in the sale.


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Courageous Space Marine Captain






Glasgow, Scotland

The Ironing Lady: Documentary on the secret life of Britains first female Prime Minister. As cuts to milk in schools lead to calcium deficiency, Thatcher desperately works to earn enough money to buy a new broomstick:by ironing shirts!

I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!

Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka





West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA

Keptin America: All Americans flee to Canada, leaving all of the US as a giant prison. Once sent there, no one may ever leave...........

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"By this point I'm convinced 100% that every single race in the 40k universe have somehow tapped into the ork ability to just have their tech work because they think it should."  
   
Made in gb
Executing Exarch





Baywatching

Life long pals Otis and Marvin spend their days sittin' in the morning sun, sittin' when the evening comes, watching the ships roll in and
then watch them roll away again

"AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED." 
   
Made in au
Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests






Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.

U-571ing... uhh...

I think I may have got this wrong...

Industrial Insanity - My Terrain Blog
"GW really needs to understand 'Less is more' when it comes to AoS." - Wha-Mu-077

 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Godzilla - King of Monstering: 12 storey tall Lizard attends a LARP event, and discovers a knack for portraying NPC creatures with a rarely seen dynamic flair.

   
Made in gb
Is 'Eavy Metal Calling?





UK

Licensing To Kill: Behind every murderous 00 agent, there's a team of hard-working desk clerks making sure all his ludicrous antics don't cause major diplomatic incidents or criminal investigations...


 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Oxfordshire

Die Harding

The biopic of a US presidents untimely demise as his administration succumbs to corruption.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Ooh, Bond films!

Skyfalling ... After receiving a bump on the head from a falling acorn, our hero Chicken Licken sets out to warn the king of the coming apocalypse.
Goldfingering ..... err....
Octopussying .... not sure but it's probably going to be directed by someone Japanese.

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Made in nl
Aspirant Tech-Adept






Dr. Strange-ing
Hmm.. Welp, explaining this one is a bit... Dirty doctor...

The Green Mile-ing
A bunch of folk making miles... the green way. AKA. roadtrip in a Prius.

 jhe90 wrote:

The Rininging
One spirits quest to furfil its dream of becoming a bell ringer.

Let me fix that for you.
The Ringing
One spirits quest to cure its tinitus.

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Poor ignorant guardsmen, it be but one of many of the great miracles of the Emperor! The Emperor is magic, like Harry Potter, but more magic! A most real and true SPACE WIZARD! And for the last time... I'm not a space plumber.

1K Vostroyan Firstborn
2K Flylords
600 Pts Orks
3K Ad-Mech 
   
Made in au
Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests






Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.

K-Pax-ing...

Nope. Still not getting this...

Industrial Insanity - My Terrain Blog
"GW really needs to understand 'Less is more' when it comes to AoS." - Wha-Mu-077

 
   
Made in gb
Is 'Eavy Metal Calling?





UK

Avengers Assembling: Earth's Mightiest Heroes face 3 new and terrifying villains- Airfix, Lego and Ikea...

Acting of Valour: Follow the front-line exploits of the US Navy SEAL's amateur dramatics society.

 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






The Wicker Manning: A Druidic cult in modern day Britain celebrate their ancient Gods by constructing a large, obese wooden racist.

   
Made in au
Stalwart Tribune





Maze running

The prequel that explains how they got the maps and just mainly focuses on the Asian guy
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Salting: Angelina Jolie plays a woman running a gamut of health issues due to her taste for heavily salted foodstuffs.

   
 
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