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2017/07/10 13:35:02
Subject: Florida man... (or "Damn nature, you scary")
Automatically Appended Next Post: Remember Florida is attempting to up its game and compete with the radioactive muties in New Mexico. So far we have:
*Killer monkeys
*Killer manatees
*Killer crocs
*Killer sea snakes
*Killer pythons (illegals taking jobs from hard working American snakes and alligators!)
*Killer Floridians.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/07/10 13:51:40
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2017/07/10 13:58:11
Subject: Florida man... (or "Damn nature, you scary")
KTG17 wrote: Well, might as well, since we are killing off all the panthers, bears, and deer in the state.
They'll never take down Manbearpig!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2017/07/11 11:17:57
Subject: Florida man... (or "Damn nature, you scary")
They may be lunch for the gators, and the pythons that are taking over!
Sure a fun place.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2017/07/11 12:17:59
Subject: Florida man... (or "Damn nature, you scary")
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2017/07/11 23:18:52
Subject: Re:Florida man... (or "Damn nature, you scary")
Barbara Franz, one of nine people rescued from drowning Saturday by a hastily formed human chain near the M.B. Miller County Pier, is awake and recovering in the surgical intensive care unit.
PANAMA CITY BEACH — The woman who suffered a massive heart attack during a dramatic beach rescue over the weekend was awake Tuesday but faces a long road to recovery.
Barbara Franz was one of nine people rescued from drowning Saturday by a hastily formed human chain near the M.B. Miller County Pier. Franz, 67, is still in the surgical intensive care unit, according to her daughter, Roberta Ursrey, who also was pulled from the water Saturday after a rip current trapped them in 15 feet of water. The family has set up a GoFundMe account to help cover some of Franz’s expenses.
“She is stable, but she will remain in the hospital for a while,” Ursrey said on the campaign’s website.
Jessica Simmons, who helped rescue Ursrey and her family, said Franz was unable to keep her head above water when she found her, and her eyes were rolling back. During the ordeal, Ursrey said her mother actually died for several minutes and remembered seeing her husband, who died in December, before being resuscitated in the ambulance.
“She remembers seeing her husband, and him telling her it wasn’t her time,” Ursrey told The News Herald on Monday.
In addition to a heart attack, Ursrey said her mother suffered from an abdominal aortic aneurysm, and the fundraiser website says she also has pneumonia that doctors are working to clear up. Once she’s ready to be released, Ursrey wrote that her mother will require home health care and physical therapy.
Though still weak, and despite her ordeal, Ursrey said her mother isn’t afraid of getting back in the water.
“She’s ready to go back to the beach,” she said.
To help the family, go to www.gofundme.com/snag3-help-with-my-moms-medical-expenses.
2017/07/12 13:25:19
Subject: Re:Florida man... (or "Damn nature, you scary")
The monkeys were brought to Silver Springs in the 1930's when the Tarzan movies were being filmed there. They also had zebras, giraffes, and all kinds of other stuff running around out there up until the late 90's or early 2000's.
When the theme park failed, it became a state park. The larger animals were all relocated, but the monkeys proved too crafty and were just kind of left.
I mean really....what could happen right?