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2017/09/23 02:15:21
Subject: Out of Context Match Quotes
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Regular Dakkanaut
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The name of this game is simple, a lot of odd things are said during a match, sometimes joke, sometimes things akin to "I would like to stab your Nob" or more mature than that, or hell less mature than that.
Post below the best quotes you can make up, or you have heard in real life, I have a few to share but I'll start with one to make it fair.
"If you're doing something to make a Daemonette say 'I need an adult' You really need to take stock in your life"
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2017/09/23 04:04:55
Subject: Out of Context Match Quotes
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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All quotes posted below are things that were said in the store or while arranging games.
“No, night elves are. They have the most beautiful women. You'd have like... a million babies, and- ”
“But that's a SLAVIC tank!”
“Well, this is going to hurt no matter what, but at least this way we can both have fun."
"Death by orgasm? It’s the Orc way!"
EDIT: Just woke up, and had a dream that I got banned for this post.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2017/09/23 14:45:49
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/09/23 16:24:46
Subject: Out of Context Match Quotes
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Implacable Skitarii
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In reference to a Doom Scythe getting shot down by my army "Aw, I thought the croissant would do better."
And to me forgetting an Autocannon Team and using a spare clear flying stand "Invisible Wonder Woman Gun"
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2017/09/23 16:31:17
Subject: Out of Context Match Quotes
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Been Around the Block
Maine
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"How much is a bag of dicks? $3.99 a pound?"
"They are sold by weight, not volume; some settling may occurr"
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2017/09/23 17:42:03
Subject: Re:Out of Context Match Quotes
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Regular Dakkanaut
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After getting the No Mercy chosen for the current round of a tournament
"Call this round a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks, because this round is Basic"
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2017/09/23 17:59:10
Subject: Re:Out of Context Match Quotes
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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"I could always try a tactical suicide"
"I'll beat you to death with my collection of disco sticks"
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2017/09/23 18:49:59
Subject: Out of Context Match Quotes
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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5th ed.
"Here comes the......ohhhh. Wait a moment, I errrr."
Wazzing points cost DG terminators and Abby have a huge deepstrike mishap.
Sad face.
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Please note, for those of you who play Chaos Daemons as a faction the term "Daemon" is potentially offensive. Instead, please play codex "Chaos: Mortally Challenged". Thank you. |
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2017/09/23 18:50:30
Subject: Out of Context Match Quotes
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"I don't think my HMO will cover this"
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CaptainStabby wrote:If Tyberos falls and needs to catch himself it's because the ground needed killing.
jy2 wrote:BTW, I can't wait to run Double-D-thirsters! Man, just thinking about it gets me Khorney.
vipoid wrote:Indeed - what sort of bastard would want to use their codex?
MarsNZ wrote:ITT: SoB players upset that they're receiving the same condescending treatment that they've doled out in every CSM thread ever. |
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2017/09/23 19:03:44
Subject: Out of Context Match Quotes
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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"No that monkey was driving a Truck. What do you mean my monolith mishaped?"
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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