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2017/10/19 17:23:23
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Norn Queen
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You've been captured by a rather nasty Dark Eldar cabal and they have some tasty after-hours plans for you and your fleshy bits.
Luckily you've found a single use comms relay in your cell.
What single character from the 40k universe (any faction) do you call to rescue you and why?
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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2017/10/19 17:28:14
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Confessor Of Sins
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Gulliman, Draigo or Grimnar, because they will bring enough plot armor to ensure my safety.
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 Ouze wrote:
Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
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2017/10/19 17:49:03
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Sly Marbo
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2017/10/19 17:50:02
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Freaky Flayed One
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Nightbringer, I just hope he doesn't look at me during the rescue.
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2017/10/19 17:51:06
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Rampaging Furioso Blood Angel Dreadnought
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 Ratius wrote:You've been captured by a rather nasty Dark Eldar cabal and they have some tasty after-hours plans for you and your fleshy bits.
Luckily you've found a single use comms relay in your cell.
What single character from the 40k universe (any faction) do you call to rescue you and why?
Saw a similar thing on FB and someone answered: the Nighthaunter... gotta say, damn good answer. He might do worse things to you once you've 'been freed' though.
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2017/10/19 17:53:09
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Slannesh
if im going to die i might as well take literally everyone else with me.
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 Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2017/10/19 17:53:22
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Norn Queen
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Ha, that was me mentioning NightHaunter 
Shamelessly stolen thread idea by the way 
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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2017/10/19 17:59:51
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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My ex. To inform her that this was going to be a relaxing vacation by comparison.
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2017/10/19 18:00:57
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Marbo
''Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah''
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2017/10/19 18:03:51
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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 curran12 wrote:Gulliman, Draigo or Grimnar, because they will bring enough plot armor to ensure my safety.
Bad idea. Never hang out with people with plot armour. Since they are invulnerable, you have a high chance of getting hurt or killed during the desperate escape in order to increase tension and drama. Never be the redshirt in a group.
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2017/10/19 18:12:04
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Wicked Warp Spider
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That's unfair. Can the Cabal at least ask for help from Harlequins and Craftworlders?
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2017/10/19 18:12:24
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Cegorath.
He might help me.
But even if he doesn't, he'll make sure my death is at least comical, not just dark.
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2017/10/19 18:22:10
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
Tampa, Florida
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Colonel Schaffer and the Last Chancers. This is the perfect mission for them.
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2017/10/19 18:23:00
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Humorless Arbite
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Gabriel Seth.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Gabriel_Seth
Even if he kills me during the rescue, I'd die quickly and in an awesome manner.
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2017/10/19 18:26:39
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
Manchester, UK
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Whoever that girl and dog were who walked through Tzeentch's maze.
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2017/10/19 18:33:58
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Humorless Arbite
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We're all idiots.
The answer is, you phone the Emperor. xD
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2017/10/19 18:41:03
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
Manchester, UK
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He's on the toilet though...
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2017/10/19 18:45:10
Subject: Re:You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Is any of this relevant? The Harlequins would show up at the end and rescue you regardless of who you called. This is the only way GW knows how to move a story forward.
#HarlequinexMachina4Lyfe
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2017/10/19 18:46:22
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Well on the assumption that the individual contacted would actually rescue you (and not put you in further jeopardy), gotta be Vect, less torture whilst waiting for the rescue team to arrive.
Assuming he's not answering, Cawl next. There seems nothing that guy is incapable of.
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2017/10/19 18:54:03
Subject: Re:You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Norn Queen
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2017/10/19 18:58:10
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Papa Nurgle.
He is the ONLY one who would go out of his way to save any of us.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2017/10/19 19:03:48
Subject: Re:You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Creed. He can sneak you out with the power of TACTICAL GENIUS. or, y'know, just bring his stealthy titan legion
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Owz it work.
Coz I sez it doz, dats why |
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2017/10/19 19:59:28
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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God Emperor when he has a body and at his peak most prime ability in mind body and spirit. Jeez guys I thought that would be obvious.
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2017/10/19 20:00:09
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Aku. He pays for collect calls.
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
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2017/10/19 20:29:22
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
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^-this-^
Any other choice is foolish
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2017/10/19 22:07:15
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Clousseau
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LOL Definitely Slaanesh.
No one from the Imperium is going to come help you. You are so insignificant on an individual level. They'd be like, bummer, this dude is hosed.
But, you call Slaanesh?
"Hey buddy. 'Member all those Eldars you were lusting after? Get a bead on my coordinates. I'm in their hidden city. Happy hunting!"
Maybe I make it out. Maybe not. But this probably gives me the best odds. And even if it takes Slaanesh too long to get there, I can die knowing their entire civilization is basically fethed.
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 Galas wrote:I remember when Marmatag was a nooby, all shiney and full of joy. How playing the unbalanced mess of Warhammer40k in a ultra-competitive meta has changed you 
Bharring wrote:He'll actually *change his mind* in the presence of sufficient/sufficiently defended information. Heretic.
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2017/10/19 22:09:46
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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 Marmatag wrote:LOL Definitely Slaanesh. No one from the Imperium is going to come help you. You are so insignificant on an individual level. They'd be like, bummer, this dude is hosed. But, you call Slaanesh? "Hey buddy. 'Member all those Eldars you were lusting after? Get a bead on my coordinates. I'm in their hidden city. Happy hunting!" Maybe I make it out. Maybe not. But this probably gives me the best odds. And even if it takes Slaanesh too long to get there, I can die knowing their entire civilization is basically fethed.
If im going down i might as well become a daemon prince while doing so  well maybe i guess it depends on how many dark eldar are there to be nabbed.
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2017/10/19 22:18:25
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Clousseau
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 Desubot wrote: Marmatag wrote:LOL Definitely Slaanesh.
No one from the Imperium is going to come help you. You are so insignificant on an individual level. They'd be like, bummer, this dude is hosed.
But, you call Slaanesh?
"Hey buddy. 'Member all those Eldars you were lusting after? Get a bead on my coordinates. I'm in their hidden city. Happy hunting!"
Maybe I make it out. Maybe not. But this probably gives me the best odds. And even if it takes Slaanesh too long to get there, I can die knowing their entire civilization is basically fethed.
If im going down i might as well become a daemon prince while doing so well maybe i guess it depends on how many dark eldar are there to be nabbed.
Yeah good point, i'm assuming this is in Commarmarmarhaghaghgh.
If it's just a ship or something, I'd call Draigo. Pop in, slaughter everyone, gate me back home.
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Galas wrote:I remember when Marmatag was a nooby, all shiney and full of joy. How playing the unbalanced mess of Warhammer40k in a ultra-competitive meta has changed you
Bharring wrote:He'll actually *change his mind* in the presence of sufficient/sufficiently defended information. Heretic.
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2017/10/19 23:22:08
Subject: You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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Getting to you is the hard part, by far. Even if your rescuer hypothetically laid claim to a functioning webway portal after a battle or something, your rescuer would still have to navigate the city to find the exact cell you are in, an almost futile task, even with an army. That pretty much narrows our options down to people who can appear out of thin air right where you are. Draigo and Celestine are therefore our best candidates.
Then, it comes to getting you out. Draigo can Gate of Infinity you out, and to somewhere safe for you at that. Celestine would have to escort you to a webway exit, which is less than ideal, since 1: it doesn't necessarily lead somewhere safe and 2: the Dark Eldar can use the gate to chase after you. Celestine can get out by dying; you can't.
Therefore, I think Draigo is your best bet.
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Guardsmen, hear me! Cadia may lie in ruin, but her proud people do not! For each brother and sister who gave their lives to Him as martyrs, we will reap a vengeance fiftyfold! Cadia may be no more, but will never be forgotten; our foes shall tremble in fear at the name, for their doom shall come from the barrels of Cadian guns, fired by Cadian hands! Forward, for vengeance and retribution, in His name and the names of our fallen comrades! |
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2017/10/20 00:13:48
Subject: Re:You've been captured. Who ya gunna call?
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Sly Marbo.
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