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So, Recently (as in about an hour ago) I replied to an introduction thread with a comment referencing the "Third Rule of Orkiness". I meant this as a joke of the moment, but after further reflection decided that I'd need more; in case he asked about rules one and two. After much pondering, though, I realized it wasn't half bad as an actual descriptor for orky life.

They are as follows

FIRST: ORKS IZ BEST! (This can be changed to "Green iz best" if in the company of particularly troublesome Grot Secessionists)
SECOND: ITZ A KRUMP OR BE KRUMPED WORLD, SO ALWAYZ BRING A CHOPPA
THIRD: ANYTHING CAN BE LOOTED
FOURTH: THERE IZ NEVER ENUF DAKKA
(UHH... WOTZ AFTER FOURTH... OH ZOG IT) LAST: DONT BE A GIT


Let me know what you all think!

4 rules is 4 too many rules for anything but a Stormboy to aspire to

I like it, and couldn't help but listen to them in my mind with the DoW ork's voices xD

Brilliant. I too had the distinctive voice as I read these in my head.

I think it may be impossible to read this and not hear an ork reading it aloud in your head.

A WAUGH DIVIDED... IS SLOGGIN GOOD FUN!"

GREEN IZ BEST