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2018/06/25 18:05:15
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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How do?
Yes, it’s a blatantly obvious twist on a classic topic.
If someone somehow found a way to translate the hyper violent insanity of 40k to the big screen......who shouldn’t be given those reigns?
And likewise, which movie star (different from actors) should be a write-off in terms of casting straight off the bat?
Well. To get us started, here’s some low hanging fruit. So low hanging, unlike you, I don’t feel I need to explain why. (This bit came out wrong! Intended to tick off obvious ones that everyone will just get, rather than demanding you explain your opinions. Apologies if offence caused)
Uwe Boll
Michael Bay
Tom Cruise. Because somebody would go and cast the short arsed get as a Space Marine.
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2018/06/25 21:09:11
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Hallowed Canoness
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Michael Bay would be perfect, it's exactly his type of movie, he can make it a lot of money and lots of explosions!
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"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
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2018/06/25 21:15:05
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Imperial Knight
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Hollywood in general.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2018/06/26 01:55:33
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Did Fulgrim Just Behead Ferrus?
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David Lynch, because he would make the 40K movie I need, not the one I want.
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"Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds: Fire, walk with me." - Twin Peaks
"You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman." - Twin Peaks |
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2018/06/26 02:02:07
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Angelic Adepta Sororitas
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the guy that did the warcraft movie would prob do a great job
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2018/06/26 05:12:31
Subject: Re:Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Honestly I would want a small scale movie focusing on the inquisition, a young up and comer who is assigned more extensive training by an inquisitor, go around investigating corruption within the community, address the issues in a way that is lore accurate, maybe a scene where the rookie
is forced to torture a potential cultist as a way of testing the rookie and to show the audience how messed up the Inquisition is, have a final action set piece where all these high ranking officials are secretly tied to a chaos cult, but mostly the movie should play out like a detective movie where
the characters are looking for evidence of corruption and trying to interpret said evidence, lots of talking, trying to find info.
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2018/06/26 05:23:21
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Ship's Officer
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Tannhauser42 wrote:David Lynch, because he would make the 40K movie I need, not the one I want.
Well yeah Lynch made the shoddy Dune movie, plus he seemed kind of overwhelmed by the time constraints and limitations during the filming of the newer twin peaks season. A production of a 40k movie would have to be pretty immense to even pull of the aesthetic and story properly. Lynchs movies have also felt kind of campy and lower quality production. I like his stuff because he can pull off a weird vibe, but I don't think he could remotely pull off something like 40k on the scale i'm thinking of.
I can't really tell you guys who I wouldn't want to direct or star in a 40k movie cause the list would be immense. I can tell you that if anyone could pull it off it might be Neil Blompkamp, reason I say that is cause his movies already have similar technology and aesthetics. People on twitter have already pestered him about it. Where he might struggle is the script/dialogue and story, not the visuals. Tbh a lot of the better directors out there probably wouldn't take a chance on a big budget 40k movie. I think someone will do it eventually, and it'll suck...and then we'll all try to forget it ever happened.
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2018/06/26 05:28:48
Subject: Re:Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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With 40k do you do hammy acting cause it's an absurd world to begin with or do you play it straight? I kind of love the campy voice acting in the Dawn of War games, so I always associate 40k with a certain level of cheese.
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2018/06/26 06:20:58
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Kenneth Williams would be awesome as the Immortal God-Emporer.
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2018/06/26 06:23:02
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Norn Queen
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In a reverse of this i would love to see Michael Cera in power armor playing basically the same character from super bad. What a smash hit comedy that would be.
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These are my opinions. This is how I feel. Others may feel differently. This needs to be stated for some reason.
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2018/06/26 08:03:54
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Kilkrazy wrote:Kenneth Williams would be awesome as the Immortal God-Emporer.
I don't think you need to see the Immortal God-Emperor in a 40k movie it would be wasted screen time to show a corpse who can't make any actions, he would be better referenced through dialogue or an opening crawl.
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2018/06/26 08:07:09
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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Crikey anyone but Michael “blow gak up” bay... he would ruin it and it would be all bolter porn and no story ergh.. no thanks
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2018/06/26 08:46:15
Subject: Re:Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Executing Exarch
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Rian Johnson, as he'd subvert expectations by remaking that Riddick movie that desperately wanted to be a franchise starter
Anyone that's ever been in GoT, I'm sick of the lot of them, anyone called Tom, Bryce Dallas Howard, Johnny Depp and Summer Glau (pretty pixie of franchise death )
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"AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED." |
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2018/06/26 09:00:28
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Legendary Dogfighter
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Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:Michael Bay would be perfect, it's exactly his type of movie, he can make it a lot of money and lots of explosions!
Quickest way to kill a film franchise...
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2018/06/26 09:03:52
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Douglas Bader
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40k would already be a dead franchise because it's a terrible IP for a movie. We might as well get some CGI spectacle out of it, in the unlikely event that any studio is dumb enough to touch it.
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There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices. |
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2018/06/26 09:28:45
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Locked in the Tower of Amareo
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Cheesecat wrote: Kilkrazy wrote:Kenneth Williams would be awesome as the Immortal God-Emporer.
I don't think you need to see the Immortal God-Emperor in a 40k movie it would be wasted screen time to show a corpse who can't make any actions, he would be better referenced through dialogue or an opening crawl.
Well you could have psychic communication with him seeing it's possible to talk with the Emperor.
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2018/06/26 09:48:05
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Executing Exarch
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Kilkrazy wrote:Kenneth Williams would be awesome as the Immortal God-Emporer.
that indeed would be a splendid Carry On (gold stars for other posters not getting it)
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"AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED." |
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2018/06/26 12:31:47
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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tneva82 wrote: Cheesecat wrote: Kilkrazy wrote:Kenneth Williams would be awesome as the Immortal God-Emporer.
I don't think you need to see the Immortal God-Emperor in a 40k movie it would be wasted screen time to show a corpse who can't make any actions, he would be better referenced through dialogue or an opening crawl.
Well you could have psychic communication with him seeing it's possible to talk with the Emperor.
Can you even have psychic communication with the Immortal God-Emperor? Thought psykers were used as disposable power source for his Golden Throne which maintains and directs the Astronomican Automatically Appended Next Post: Peregrine wrote:
40k would already be a dead franchise because it's a terrible IP for a movie. We might as well get some CGI spectacle out of it, in the unlikely event that any studio is dumb enough to touch it.
You're probably right at it being likely terrible, although if they were to attempt something I would hope it would be more interesting than just action schlock.
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2018/06/26 12:37:46
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Hallowed Canoness
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Transformer didn't kill the Transformer series.
Transformer 2 didn't kill the Transformer series.
Transformer 3 didn't kill the Transformer series.
Transformer 4 didn't kill the Transformer series.
Transformer 5 didn't kill the Transformer series.
Transformer 6 isn't out yet but if it kills the series, it will be because it wasn't directed by Michael Bay .
I used to not like Michael Bay, but then I watched that video and it changed my mind forever!
NSFW language I guess?
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"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
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2018/06/26 13:20:10
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Peregrine wrote:40k would already be a dead franchise because it's a terrible IP for a movie. We might as well get some CGI spectacle out of it, in the unlikely event that any studio is dumb enough to touch it.
I agree that the lore is too dense for a movie. I think it would make an excellent animated miniseries though - a 10 episode run with a beginning, middle, and end.
Of course, that would also require funding that would not be possible to generate.
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2018/06/26 13:25:44
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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I would rather have Michael Bay than Rian Johnson. While I thought Transformers got stupid after the first movie (which was fun), Rian Johnson ruined Star Wars for me. The man should never be allowed to direct anything more than an elementary school play.
Can we get the guy who did Mad Max to direct it? That would be awesome!
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
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2018/06/26 13:36:19
Subject: Re:Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Cheesecat wrote:With 40k do you do hammy acting cause it's an absurd world to begin with or do you play it straight? I kind of love the campy voice acting in the Dawn of War games, so I always associate 40k with a certain level of cheese.
It depends.
If the concept is bolter p**n, then ham it up.
If the concept is something more personal to ease audiences into the 40K universe, such as an Eisenhorn story (HINT: This would be their best path to success), then they should play it straight.
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2018/06/26 14:36:21
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
Transformer didn't kill the Transformer series.
Transformer 2 didn't kill the Transformer series.
Transformer 3 didn't kill the Transformer series.
Transformer 4 didn't kill the Transformer series.
Transformer 5 didn't kill the Transformer series.
Transformer 6 isn't out yet but if it kills the series, it will be because it wasn't directed by Michael Bay .
I used to not like Michael Bay, but then I watched that video and it changed my mind forever!
NSFW language I guess?
Yet much as I enjoy most of the Transformers movie, he did singularly miss the point. Also, his action shots allow no glory. All too fast, too close up. Just becomes a blur of CGI.
Indeed, the only one I truly didn’t enjoy is the first Dinobot one. As a collection of vignettes, it’s quite competent. But as a whole? It’s a right mess.
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2018/06/26 15:08:27
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Hallowed Canoness
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I don't know, I haven't seen any. But he sure seems to be good at making money with his movies. And Pain and Gain was okay .
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"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
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2018/06/26 15:31:34
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Norn Queen
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Anyone who has directed anything Holywood has made, period.
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2018/06/26 15:34:00
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Hallowed Canoness
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Even Rodriguez?
So, would you rather hire some Korean film-makers? Japanese? Bollywood? Iranian?
Or the Italians? ITALIANS!!!
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"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
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2018/06/26 15:39:19
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I'd love to see some studio like Blumhouse or whoever made Dredd tackle 40k. The budget would be minuscule, but they make up for it with atmosphere and writing. An Inq vs GSC film in the bowels of a hive that literally moves upward as the Inq unravels the conspiracy all the way to the top would be pretty glorious.
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2018/06/26 17:28:16
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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I'm glad that we quickly moved past the absurd premise in the title/ OP (when there's probably only a handful who could do it right, let's talk about the hundreds of thousands who...couldn't?!?) to trying to figure out what is likely impossible to achieve anyway!
So, didn't Luc Besson almost get it (partially) right in the 5th Element, in many ways?
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2018/06/26 17:34:02
Subject: Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Omnipotent Necron Overlord
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No Ryan Johnson (he sucks)
No Tom Hardy (Great Bane - bad Abbadon)
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If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.
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2018/06/26 18:59:14
Subject: Re:Who shouldn’t direct or star in a potential 40k movie?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Director: Quentin Tarantino
Stars: CharlizeTheron & Gina Carano as a lesbian Callidus assasin couple.
Plot: An outpost of the SOB has been corrupted by the vile influence of Slaanesh. Our two brave heroines must unravel the mysteries of this lustful sanctuary as they dive deeper and deeper and deeper into it´s unholy depths. There they will learn that love really hurts...
What to expect?
Movie shot in glorious black/white. Main protagonists don´t eat anything in the movie. Instead they drink the 40K equivalent of wodka and smoke lho sticks in a lascivious manner. They kick ass in their beloved high-heels so be prepared to see lots of dislocations, knee strikes, SGPs and triangle chokes. Ah, one thing has also to be included: Frequent discharges of various firearms.
And what part does play Quentin? He is the gimp of the sister superior and his face serves as her footrest.
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