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Story is starts off with 1 unknown man adventuring a planet that has just been discovered and where no one else has been before.. This planet is unknown yet so we can all explore this planet together.

What is known so far about this planet - Nothing.




Story - He arrived by drop pod and landed on a mountain, He stopped. When did I become a woman?, she asked. Then he realized he was hallucinating and is definitely male.The suns came up, Then it dawned on him that, he was still dreaming and might not ever wake up!, Then he finally woke up after a hearing strange sounds, "Who goes there?", as he reaches for his pulse laser...he looks up and smiles for a satellite picture again, then he falls over and smashes his face on rock, He saw the ground rush up, then it hit him, He had forgotten to turn the off the stove. Bummer!, Remembering where he was, he looked around for any signs, of life, so he began walking north with his pet rock named Humperdinklage which he keeps in his breast pocket. As he was walking he decided that it was time to turn off the turn signal on his rocket ship, But instead he accidentally pushed the eject button which immediately sent him flying 20 feet. His leg needed medical attention, so he mailed it home to have it looked at by the whole neighborhood while the family proudly displayed it on their mantle, as a shrine to their lost family jewels. By now the news of this nonsense had reached Some idiot some where on some random planet some where.

He stopped. When did I become a woman?, she asked.

Then he realized he was hallucinating and is definitely male.

The suns came up. Then it dawned on him that

he was still dreaming and might not ever wake up!

Then he finally woke up after a hearing strange sounds

"Who goes there?", as he reaches for his pulse laser...

he looks up and smiles for a satellite picture again.

then he falls over and smashes his face on rock

.
He saw the ground rush up, then it hit him.

He had forgotten to turn the off the stove. Bummer!

Remembering where he was, he looked around for any signs

of life, so he began walking north with his pet

rock named Humperdinklage which he keeps in his breast pocket.

As he was walking he decided that it was time

to turn off the turn signal on his rocket ship.

But instead he accidentally pushed the eject button which immediately

sent him flying 20 feet. His leg needed medical attention,

so he mailed it home to have it looked at

by the whole neighborhood while the family proudly displayed it

on their mantle, as a shrine to their lost family

jewels. By now the news of this nonsense had reached

Some idiot some where on some random planet some where

, was very very quiet, because it was Rabbit hunting season.

And so once again our faithless hero decided it was

time for lunch. He puzzled, trying to decide if pubs

were in existence on this planet that has rabbits roaming

the streets, begging for meth and whistling old show tunes.

He stopped deciding, and he instead jumped up and down

, shaking free from the grip of a toothless hobo who