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I posted this as part of a thread on 'the worst army-list possible' in the GW forums.

HQ:
1) Shas'o: (484)
- Command and Control Node, Positional Relay, Stimulant Injector, Hard-wired blacksun filter, Hard-wired multi-tracker, Hard-wired target-lock, hard-wired drone controller, 2x Marker Drone
1x Bodyguard Shas'vre:
- Advanced Stabilization System, Shield Generator, Targeting Array, Hard-Wired black sun filter, Hard-Wired multi-tracker, Hard-Wired target-lock, Hard-Wired drone controller, 2x Marker Drone
1x Bodyuguard Shas'vre:
- Ejection System, Failsafe dentonator, Iridium Armour, Bonding Knife, Hard-Wired black sun filter, Hard-Wired multi-tracker, Hard-Wired target-lock, Hard-Wired drone controller, 2x Marker Drone
2) As above. (484)

Elite:
1) 3x XV8 Crisis Suits (358)
Shas'vre:
- Advanced Stabilization System, Targetting Array, Shield Generator, Hard-Wired black sun filter, Hard-Wired multi-tracker, Hard-Wired target-lock, Hard-Wired drone controller, 2x Marker Drone
2x Shas'ui:
- Advanced Stabilization System, Targetting Array, Drone Controller, 2x Marker Drone
2) As Above. (358)

Troops:
1) 6x Firewarriors: (154)
- 6x Pulse Carbines, Photon Grenades, EMP Grenades, Markerlight, Shasui with Drone controller + 2x Marker Drones
2) 10x Kroot, inc. 1x Shaper; 2x Krootox Rider (161)

1,999 points.

I defy anyone to come up with a crappier Tau list =).

Am Iallowed to use Kroot, or does it have to be strictly Tau?

The weaponless battlesuits are a nice touch.

I don't have a codex handy.  What's the equipment upgrade limit on Pirhanas?  It might be amusing to take 15 of them w/ 2x seekers each and load up on upgrades such as:  Flechette Launchers, Blacksun Filter etc.  Make sure you don't buy any +BS upgrades and don't buy markerlights either.

IIRC.  The crappiest army in existence is:

9x Flamers of Tzeench
9x Flamers of Tzeench
Chaos Lieutenant w/ Mark of Tzeench w/ Minor Psychic Powers until the points run out.

Wyches on foot w/ full grenade options and no wych weapons w/ succubi with full fluff wargear (i.e. trophy rack, greusome talisman, soulseeker amunition, etc... etc...) led by a naked wych archite with lots of arcane wargear is also pretty ridiculous.

I would replace one of those HQs with the following:

Ethereal with hard wired drone controller. 2 gun drones.

Now he's no longer an independent character and once he dies the entire army has to check.



I would use the extra points to add another crisis team as you showed above.

We had a night where we took the worst list we could do, gave the list and our army to our opponent, and had to fight using their worst list. The point was to win by the biggest margin, the one losing the worst would be declared the worst army. Watching your opponent's face when you use an autocannon to kill his ethereal and his army runs off the field turn 1 is great.

lol

dark eldar,

dracon, nightmare doll, jetbike, combat drugs, web way portal. everything else in the portal.

before the game, use the doll to get the choice of table edge and hopefully take a wound. start of the game, take every drug option and sexplode. if you survive that, crash the jetbike into terrain and try and die on a tree. don't deploy the web way, auto-lose, win!

That's just mean. Funny, but mean. But the guy using the army generally wouldn't have known to do that. But damn that would be a funny way to do that.