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**tneva82**

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/04/01/build-steely-muscle-and-develop-an-iron-will-with-the-latest-warhammer-fitness-innovation/

Not what i was expecting today.

**Snrub**

Definitely up there with Citadel War-ter and the How to Roll Citadel Dice book.

**Shadow Walker**

"400mm Citadel Round Base not included."

**lost_lilliputian**

As someone who has used a double handed sledge hammer to belt rubber tyres for training (and also block splitters for 'chopping' wood) I approve of this!

Btw yes I know this was a joke for April Fools Day but I like it hehe

**SamusDrake**

I'll take a dozen!

**tneva82**

Shadow Walker wrote:
"400mm Citadel Round Base not included."

I shudder at the warping issues though. 160mm is irritatingly often less than flat...

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

It’s a low effort compared to last years perfect trolling.

**Tsagualsa**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
It’s a low effort compared to last years perfect trolling.

Your idea to reuse yesteryear's video, go 'no, lower' but in a high-pitched voice, then zooming in on a tiny Space Marine would have been absolutely the peak of it, but alas, it was too pure for this world

**Snrub**

What was last years April Fools?

**Tsagualsa**

Snrub wrote:
What was last years April Fools?

Squats

**Snrub**

Ah. So actual GW exercise regimen inbound then?

**Rolsheen**

Yeah definitely a lackluster April Fools compared to older ones.

**Flinty**

I thought it was cute, especially the small print at the end.

**Snrub**

May cause excessive injury if used incorrectly. May cause excessive injury if used correctly.

**Flinty**

Do not taunt happy fun ball

**Nevelon**

Flinty wrote:
Do not taunt happy fun ball

A commercial ahead of it’s time.

**Voss**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
It’s a low effort compared to last years perfect trolling.

That's because it was an joke, rather than trolling. So, actually funny.

**Adeptekon**

Gitsplitter workout.

**SgtEeveell**

Flinty wrote:
Do not taunt happy fun ball

Hammer. Do not taunt Happy Fun Hammer.

**Daedalus81**

Rolsheen wrote:
Yeah definitely a lackluster April Fools compared to older ones.

I dunno. It gave me a ton of laughs. The white scar exercise, the need to exercise because of fewer books for 10th, the disclaimers....gold!

**NAVARRO**

They should do more of this.

**CragHack**

They should put more people into balancing/writing rules than creating nonsense like that.

**Shadow Walker**

NAVARRO wrote:
They should do more of this.

Yeah, this one and 60 shades of grey (or whatever it was called for Contrast) were good laughs.

**tneva82**

CragHack wrote:
They should put more people into balancing/writing rules than creating nonsense like that.

You realize that a) even if they wanted balance the workload for this makes no real effect to balance b) gw makes more profit from imbalance than balance and thus it's feature, not a bug.

You seem to be under misconception that gw is charity but here's newsflash, they are in for profit.

**Adeptekon**

tneva82 wrote:

You seem to be under misconception that gw is charity but here's newsflash, they are in for profit.

True as with any self-respecting business and isn't a non-profit.

**Daedalus81**

CragHack wrote:
They should put more people into balancing/writing rules than creating nonsense like that.

Can you guys turn off for like one day? Forbid someone makes a joke to let people laugh.

**Adeptekon**

Daedalus81 wrote:
CragHack wrote:
They should put more people into balancing/writing rules than creating nonsense like that.

Can you guys turn off for like one day? Forbid someone makes a joke to let people laugh.

Free hammers for all!

**Breotan**

Would have been funnier if they had licensed the song from Peter Gabriel for the workout bits.

**Adeptekon**

Breotan wrote:
Would have been funnier if they had licensed the song from Peter Gabriel for the workout bits.

Now that's old hammer.