Nina - here we are again at the Arena of Deth for another thrilling battle, the MASTERS OF MAJIK (note, that's with a J and a K for extra MAJIK!)

Chet - That's right Nina!

Nina - Our first compeditor needs no introduction, the son of the devil, the mentor of Arthur, the legendary MERLIN!

Chet - and right on his heals is the grey wizard of Middle Earth, Gandolf!

Nina - And behind him is the master of Hoggswarts, Dumbledore!

Chet - Is it just me or is this looking a lot like a Klan meeting, I mean are all grand wizards white guys in robes?

Nina - Um... this guy's Egyptian.  He's Dr Fate.

Chet - And then we have flamboyant batchleor who lives in New York's Greenwich Village with his loyal man-servant Wong, none other than the Sorcerer Supreme... Dr. Strange!

Nina - Um, are you trying to imply something there?

Chet - What, imply some question about the sexuality of a man in tights with a gold-trimmed red cape and minidress?  No way.  Anyhoo now from the distant planet Warhammer we have... Teclis!  A frail man/elf/whatever he sustains himself with mighty magiks!  (with a K but not a J)

Nina - From the same world we have the mightiest of the Undead, the undying lord of evil NAGA-

Chet - Bwa-ha-ha!  I didn't know skeletons could be lame!

Nina - CHET!  I'll have you know he is one of the mmmm-mighiest -bwa-ha-ha I'm sorry I just can't say it... let's move on...

Chet - Next up, from the -

NAGASH - Excuse me!  Excuse me!  I object to your comments!  I kick ass!  Look, here's me defeating Khorne!

Chet & Nina - (stunned silence)

Nagash - Maybe now I'll get some respect!

Chet & Nina - (stunned silence, cricket chirps, tumbleweed blows by, finally...) BWA-ha-ha!  OK moving along...

Nina - From a galaxy Far Far Away we have the master of the mystic force MASTER YODA!

Chet - HEY! He shouldn't be here, he doesn't use magic, he uses the Force which is based on Midiclorines and science and stuff...

Nina - Moving along... we have Elric of Melni... Melna... Melborne!

Chet - Waitasec, is he physcially frail but sustained by powerful majics?

Nina - Yes.

Chet - He's such a rip-off of Teclis!  He's going down fast.  Next up is  Raistlin the black, the most evil sorcerer on the Planet Dragonlance!

Nina - You know what they say Chet, Black is beautiful!  And speaking of black, here's the Black Mage!

Chet - Don't we have a better picture?  This one's all pixiliated.

Nina - No, for some reason he always looks like that.

Chet - His Majjickk is mighty indeed. 

Nina - Now we have Eldrad Ulthran!  Farseer of Ulthwe!

Chet - Holy @#$%!  Is he wearing a bong on his head? 

Nina - Um, maybe.  Last but far from least, Magical Trevor!

Chet (singing) Everyone loves Magical Trevor, cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever... 

Nina - Has anyone else noticed there's not one woman on this list?

Chet - Well d'uh, it's Masters of Mahjick, not Mistresses!  Now let's vote!

Merlin 10
Gandalf 10
Dumbledore 10
Dr. Fate 10
Dr. Strange 10
Teclis 10
Nagash 10
Master Yoda 11
Elric 10
Raistlin 10
Black Mage 10
Eldrad Ulthran 10
Magical Trevor 9-

I've never even heard of this guy.  Does that mean he's really bad...  or really good? 

GtheW: Nah, just gonna hang with the Horse dudes, maybe cast a spell or two.  I'm sure two midgits can handle the most important job in the world on their own.

Merlin 10
Gandalf the White 8-
Dumbledore 6
Dr. Fate 10
Dr. Strange 11
Teclis 8
Nagash 9
Master Yoda 12
Elric 12
Raistlin 10
Black Mage 12
Eldrad Ulthran 9
Magical Trevor 5

PS check out DM of the rings:

http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612

All he did throughout the books is light off some fireworks and piss & moan about Pippin.

Okay, it's just criminal that Nagash is still on here.