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Most annoying/silly/unconventional army lists.

roadkill — GMT

Post your armylists that are first and foremost *different* here, with a brief outline of the tactics that would be use to great (but probably not-so-great) effect.

Please note these lists do-not have to be effective at winning games just make people think your mad at the tabletop.

Also try to keep the lists legal.

list:Ork Kamekaze Attack.

Hqs
Mek boy with shokk attack gun & eavy armour, Old zogwort,

Elites
14 tankbustas + nob with powerclaw with 3 bomb squigs, 14 kommandos & snikrot & 2 scorchas, 10 Kombi skorcha MANZ with battlewagon & deff rolla.

Troops
55 boyz + 5 Nobs equipped with big shootas and PowerClaw mounted in trukks with reinforced ram & 1 deffdred with grot riggers & 2 skorchas.

Fast Attack
5 deffkoptas & 5 bigbomms, 12 warbikes with powerclaw, 20 stormboys and boss zagstruk

heavy support
9 flashgits with kaptain badrukk, painboy, orderly, & more dakka, 3 kannons, 3 killa kanz with scorchas.

This armies tactics are designed around brutally maximizing the chance for freak occurrence to occur & dieing horribly and losing badly in the process (in style!).

-The 5 trukks advance really fast attempting to tank-shock things & kareen-off in random directions before blowing up & unloading the boyz (hopefully somewhere near the enemies).

- Zogwart & the Mekboy use their attacks hopefully causing some serious pain (or at-least annoying/worrying the enemy).

-The MANZ wagon & bikes charge for the bulk of the enemy, while the stormboys & kommandos use their abilities to appear on top of the enemy, ruining any nice neat battle plans & generally causing chaos.

-The tankbustas, flash gits & kannons, shoot into the mix at the start of the battle, taking their best shots, hopefully killing something juicy.

- The deffkoptas are here to drop bombs on the enemy when he is busy with other things!

-The Dred and Kanz are used to tie up (in the most annoying way) squads that can no-longer hurt them, they also add a bit more armour to shoot at! and they can burn things nice with their flamers.

Incase your wondering the list as presented weighs in at about a whopping 3700 points. So its fairly large,
However if you thin all of the expensive elite, fast & heavy squads its easy to get to down the reasonable 2000 points mark.

If you win or lose(most likely) at-least you can be thankful that you are probably responsible for killing atleast 1/2 as many orks/wartrukks as your opponent.

Most annoying/silly/unconventional army lists.

CaptainCommunsism — GMT

okay, here's my bonkers abaddon-list (IE, if he'd take a full standard army, this is what i think it'd be like: [general purpose]
Abaddon the despoiler (275)
greater daemon (100)
chaos terminator lord with mark of khorne, bloodfeeder, and combi weapon. Total: 160.

10 terminators (300) all champions (100) 8 combi weapons (40) icon of nurgle (50) 2 reaper autocannons (50) 10 lightning claws (100)
total: 640 points. yep. these are his bodyguard.

10 terminators (300) all champions (100) 8 combi weapons (40) 2 heavy flamers (10) icon of khorne (30) 8 lightning claws (80) 2 chainfists (30) total: 590.

10 chosen (180) icon of nurgle (50), 5 plasma guns (135) champion (10) with power fist (25) mounted in landraider (assuming it infiltrates with them...) total: 400

2 squads of plague marines
20 men each (460), 2 plasma guns(30), champion (15) with power fist (25) total: 530, each. (1060)
1 squad of noise marines
20 men. (400) 18 sonic blasters (90) 1 blastmaster (40) champion with doom siren and power weapon (15 + 15 + 15)
total: 575.
1 squad of thousand sons.
19 thousand sons (437) aspiring sorceror (60) with bolt of change 25. total: 522
1 squad of khorne berserkers.
20 khorne berserkers (420), champion with power weapon and meltabombs. (35)
total: 455.
1 squad of chaos space marines.
20 chaos space marines: 300. champion (15) with power fist (25) plasma pistol (15) icon of chaos glory (10) lascannon (35) and plasma gun (15)
total: 415.

fuckload of daemons: (20 per icon)
140 daemons: 1820

10 bikes (330) champion (15) with plasma pistol (15) and power fist (25) 2 meltaguns (20) icon of nurgle (50) total: 455.

20 chaos raptors (400) aspiring champion (15) with plasma pistol (15) and power fist (25). 2 melta guns (20) Icon of khorne (30) total: 505.

20 chaos raptors, same as above: 505.

3 chaos spawn (120)

3 obliterators (225)
1 defiler with twinlinked lascannon (20) and havoc launcher (5) total: 175.

landraider (220) with daemonic possession (20) and havoc launcher (15) total: 255.

total: 9252
funtastic. yes, it would suck. cut out the daemons for maybe... 4 brass scorpions? or a couple of warhounds? cut out a bit more and fit in a warlord?

Re:Most annoying/silly/unconventional army lists.

Regwon — GMT

Chaos LR Spam 2000pts

Sorcerer 145pts
Terminator Armour
Wind of Chaos

3 Terminators 345pts
Heavy Flamer
Landraider
Demonic Possession

3 Terminators 345pts
Heavy Flamer
Landraider
Demonic Possession

3 Terminators 345pts
Heavy Flamer
Landraider
Demonic Possession

5 CSM 80pts
Flamer

5 CSM 80pts
Flamer

Landraider 220

Landraider 220

Landraider 220

Most annoying/silly/unconventional army lists.

MarvinGayeIsMyDaddy — GMT

HQ
Tooled up Archon

Troops
6 x 10 Dark Eldar Warriors w/ 2 DL

Heavy
3 x Ravager

6 Scoring Units
21 Dark Lances
1000 pts

Re:Most annoying/silly/unconventional army lists.

roadkill — GMT

I think the army Stelek posted belongs in here.

Can't Kill Me (Necron List)
Lord w/Veil + Res orb, attached to 19 Warriors.
Lord w/Res orb, attached to 19 Warriors.
3 Monoliths.

Basically this army uses its nigh-impenetrable monoliths & resurrection orbs to bring back to life anything you manage to kill.

It wastes turns at the start by deep striking in and wastes the whole game because it avoids you & trys to stall to the game ends.

heres the link to the thread http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/215097.page

Re:Most annoying/silly/unconventional army lists.

orchewer — GMT

Close Combat Guard

Doctrines:
- Priests

HQ
1) Command Squad (149)
- Junior Officer: Honorifica Imperialis, Power Weapon, Bolt Pistol, Melta Bombs, Frag Grenades
- 4x Veterans: Power Weapons, Bolt Pistols, Melta Bombs, Frag Grenades
- Chimera: Turret-mounted Heavy Flamer, Hull-mounted Heavy Flamer, Extra Armour (90)

Special Weapons Support Squad: (45)
- 1x Demolition Charge

2) 5x Priests: 1x Holy Relic, 5x Eviscerators, 5x Rosarius (480)

TROOPS
1) Platoon HQ: Junior Officer- Power Weapon, Melta Bombs, Frag Grenades, 4x Flamers (75)
Squad 1: Flamer (66)
Squad 2: Flamer (66)
2) Platoon HQ: Junior Officer- Power Weapon, Melta Bombs, Frag Grenades, 4x Flamers (75)
Squad 1: Flamer (66)
Squad 2: Flamer (66)

FAST ATTACK
1) 10x Rough Riders (110)
- Hunting Lances
2) 10x Rough Riders (110)
- Hunting Lances
3) 10x Rough Riders (110)
- Hunting Lances

Comes in around 1500.

Re:Most annoying/silly/unconventional army lists.

Tarval — GMT

Emperors Tears 1850 list, Five men in each squad. FOC list at 17 units.

There are a lot of 10 and 15 point weapon that you can change out. If you want you can move the missle launcher to the Elite section so that you will have a far amount of STR 9 weapon in your list. Normally I run my command squad with 2x plasma and Elites as 3x missle lanchers. Then put the four lascannon in your tact with the two remaing plasma guns.

This format has to many option and tactics behind it to list.

HQ--312

1 Captain, Bolt Pistol, Power weapon,
command squad 2x Missle Launchers, Vet, Power weapon.

Chaplin, J-pack, Bolt Pistol, Melta Bombs.

ELITES--315
Vet squad, Lascannon, Skill: TH
Vet squad, Lascannon, Skill: TH
Vet squad, Lascannon, Skill: TH

TROOPS--515
Tact, Lascannon
Tact, Missle Launcher
Tact, Missle Launcher
Tact, Plasma Gun
Tact, Plasma Gun
Tact, Plasma Gun

FAST ATTACK--383
Assault squad, Vet, Power Fist, Flamer
Assault squad, Vet, Power weapon, Melta Bombs, Flamer
Assault squad, no packs, Vet, Power weapon, Flamer

HEAVY SUPPORT--325

Dev squad, 2x Heavy Bolters
Dev squad, 2x Heavy Boltters
Dev squad, 2x Missle Launcher

Re:Most annoying/silly/unconventional army lists.

Rockit — GMT

Tyranids Warrior Madness, 1850pts.

55x small blast templates (S5, 24" range) every turn.
No scoring units.
The plan? roll as many scatter die (45 of them with RE-ROLLS, 10 normally scattering) every turn as possible, wreaking mayhem accross the battlefield without any point in playing other than relishing in laying blast templates everywhere. Breaking even (draws) are the best possible solution unless you can score a wipeout with all you blasts... so that's the goal if you care to win, blast them off the table.

Now that's MADNESS!

~HQ~
Warrior Brood (x9) TL-Deathspitter (270pts.)
Warrior Brood (x9) TL-Deathspitter (270pts.)

~ELITES~
Warrior Brood (x9) TL-Deathspitter (270pts.)
Warrior Brood (x9) TL-Deathspitter (270pts.)
Warrior Brood (x9) TL-Deathspitter (270pts.)

~TROOPS~
Rippers (x5) (50pts.)
Rippers (x5) (50pts.)

~FAST ATTACK~
Warrior Brood (x5) Wings, Deathspitter (200pts.)
Warrior Brood (x5) Wings, Deathspitter (200pts.)

(added 'tactics')

Most annoying/silly/unconventional army lists.

Seamus O'Shank — GMT

^ Don't try and fight a mech army with that. Actually, don't try and fight an army with even one vehicle above AV 11 in it.