Phloop wrote:Semi-related to pooping and other actions done by the genitals, why do Orks wear clothes other than for protection? Modesty?

GoFenris wrote:Those aren't pants or shirts you see them wearing but actually a complex form of successful parasitic fungus that just look like clothes. Certain subtle enviromental conditions determine color.

Also Orks, like plants, process waste out into the air alongside their reproductive spores. They expel the waste gas and particulate out of small muscular sphincter pumps on their chest (which, coincidently, look just like nipples). This cycle ensures that the fledgling spores have ample fertilizer to ensure proper growth and development, even on harsher worlds.

The "cess pools" spoken of are from rotting squigs, grots and Orks that weren't tough enough to survive. These pools also help fertilize an area for reproduction.

The whole thing is called the "Orkoid Recycling Chloro-Carbon and Oxygen Cycle" or Orc-Coc. C'mon, this is textbook Imperial grade school learning. Did you guys get "left behind"?

Oh, so why do they have butt-cracks you ask? Well, duh, it allows the running motion of the hips to be more fluid.

feralsteel wrote:I forget which book exactly but it was one of ragnar blackmanes books.
They were hiding in some brush outside of an orc encampment when a drunken ork stumbled over to their bush and proceded to piss on them.
So yes they do piss...
As for which book this was I cannot remember but shortly after that happened they made jury rigged disguises of the orks and raced them in their own buggies.
Believe it was the one where the ork warboss would'be wtfpwned ragnar had it not been for the teleporter beacon as well