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				<description><![CDATA[ Just saw this on the BBC News website.<br /> <br /> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8015981.stm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://news.bbc.co.<span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(134);'>uk</span>/1/hi/health/8015981.stm</a><br /> <br /> What a sad state of affairs. And as for 'thinking they are sisters' what a load of tosh! I know ropey old twange when I see it, and that woman fits the bill. Mind you, her Daughter isn't exactly much to look at really, is she?<br /> <br /> Has heavy makeup and peroxide hair, let alone the chavvy white jeans ever actually looked good on anyone ever? <br /> <br /> Blech! Nowt worse in life than Mutton dressed as lamb. Though in this case, the overall effect is so utterly unconvincing, I think 'Mutton dressed as Spam' is a better description!<br /> <br /> And now to attempt to help our American friends understand this thread.<br /> <br /> Mutton Dressed As Lamb is a reference to a woman (or indeed a man I suppose) trying to look a lot younger than they actually are.<br /> Mutton Dressed As Spam is a reference to a woman (or indeed a man I suppose) trying to look a lot younger than they actually are, and somehow just making it worse. A bit like seeing someones new oil painting left out to try, touching up a bit you think isn't quite right, and instead just smearing it all over the canvass into a brown streak, before running away lest the painter find out.<br /> Nowt is a term for 'nothing'.<br /> Chav's are Britain self imposed underclass, generally noted for a lack of education, a fondness for Burberry clothing, and a shocking taste bypass operation performed when still young.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Hehe, She looks like a ropey older version of her skanky looking daughter. Money well spent?  <img src="/s/i/a/baf5f2e54c6b17d5c5d39aecadfa1272.gif" border="0">]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ There's certainly a back street Plastic Surgeon thinking so!<br /> <br /> Mind you, if she's spent £12,000 on it, I do wonder what she looked like before, and whether or not we could use the Before/After photos to illustrate the Dictionary entry for 'Can't polish a turd']]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Who says you cant buy class?  <img src="/s/i/a/baf5f2e54c6b17d5c5d39aecadfa1272.gif" border="0"> ]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Ouch doc, hitting hard with your views here i see <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> ok, they dont look like sisters, and she wasted 12k if she wanted to look younger.<br /> <br /> on a side note, you a bit quick to judge arent you?<br /> you dont know these people yet you are happy to judge them straight away.<br /> <br /> and as for "chavvy" i take offence to that <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:33:34]]> GMT</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Who cares? If you ARE a chav, noone gives two gaks what you think you chavy peice of chavy chav.<br /> <br /> Secondly, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:</cite>Mutton Dressed As Lamb is a reference to a woman (or indeed a man I suppose) trying to look a lot younger than they actually are.<br /> Mutton Dressed As Spam is a reference to a woman (or indeed a man I suppose) trying to look a lot younger than they actually are, and somehow just making it worse. A bit like seeing someones new oil painting left out to try, touching up a bit you think isn't quite right, and instead just smearing it all over the canvass into a brown streak, before running away lest the painter find out.<br /> Nowt is a term for 'nothing'.<br /> Chav's are Britain self imposed underclass, generally noted for a lack of education, a fondness for Burberry clothing, and a shocking taste bypass operation performed when still young.</div></blockquote>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU! YA AINT SUPOSE <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(421);'>TO</span> TRANZLATE FOR DEM YANKEE FELLAHZ!!]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ yea Gwar, im a chav <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> at the mo im wearing my <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(349);'>DC</span>'s, a pair of combats (urban <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">) and a <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(349);'>DC</span> hoodie.<br /> <br /> thats soo chav isnt it <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> <br /> <br /> and to be honest, i rate chavs higher than most.<br /> funny how people shout chav alot, yet wouldnt have the balls to say it to someone in the street <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(84);'>lol</span>]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:42:11]]> GMT</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>JD21290 wrote:</cite>Ouch doc, hitting hard with your views here i see <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> ok, they dont look like sisters, and she wasted 12k if she wanted to look younger.<br /> <br /> on a side note, you a bit quick to judge arent you?<br /> you dont know these people yet you are happy to judge them straight away.<br /> <br /> and as for "chavvy" i take offence to that <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"></div></blockquote><br /> <br /> I do have a defense here! I'm an aspiring Stand Up Comedian, so I'm working on my catty comments. <br /> <br /> Though I do concede a couple of well placed smilies would have made my tone a bit clearer! <img src="/s/i/a/5d13fa41280d6fdef786d41bc175d3f6.gif" border="0"> ]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I would, but then I am an Internet Tough Guy.<br /> <br /> Plus I have a Pistol (Seriously, registering a Gun in here in Ireland is even easier than the US)]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>JD21290 wrote:</cite>yea Gwar, im a chav <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> at the mo im wearing my <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(349);'>DC</span>'s, a pair of combats (urban <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">) and a <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(349);'>DC</span> hoodie.<br /> <br /> thats soo chav isnt it <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> <br /> <br /> and to be honest, i rate chavs higher than most.<br /> funny how people shout chav alot, yet wouldnt have the balls to say it to someone in the street <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(84);'>lol</span></div></blockquote><br /> <br /> I do! They shout 'Goff' at me, so I yell back an obscenity, usually followed by 'now say that to my face' at which point they run away. Honestly. Teenage Thugs just aren't what they used to be! <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Nah I am glad you were serious. <br /> <br /> I wish the Tories were still in power. People would be poorer but at least these donkey-caves would be in jail.<br /> <br /> Oh well, not long to go. If Labour win the next election I will call Shenanigans/Rigging.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ doc, you would be better off working as a grave digger <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> atleast they dont have to put up with your jokes <img src="/s/i/a/baf5f2e54c6b17d5c5d39aecadfa1272.gif" border="0"><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Gwar, so your one of these people that spends all day pissing people off over the net, but when you go out into the real world you cross the road if theres a group of kids walking towards you right?<br /> <br /> i own 2 guns, well, kind of, i use them <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> SA80, which is a piece of gak, but its standard issue, and the ever changing glock (which is being replaced soon due to budget cuts)]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="uncited"><div>I do! They shout 'Goff' at me, so I yell back an obscenity, usually followed by 'now say that to my face' at which point they run away. Honestly. Teenage Thugs just aren't what they used to be!</div></blockquote><br /> <br /> <br /> 0_o<br /> then they arent "thugs" they are gobby little bastards <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> come for a drink in soho at some point, might be a nice eye opener to you <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(84);'>lol</span>]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Soho? You trying to queer me up???? <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:</cite>Soho? You trying to queer me up???? <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"></div></blockquote>Damn right we are.<br /> <br /> Now get yo fat ass back here.  <img src="/s/i/a/5d13fa41280d6fdef786d41bc175d3f6.gif" border="0"> ]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ no, but a country boy like you needs to see a real town <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> london is pretty different from the backwards villiages you know, allthough, you would have to put up with drinking spirits or chemicle crap since stuff like goblin is pretty non existant here.<br /> <br /> erm, doc, with the length of your hair im amazed the kids didnt shout queer instead of goth <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I grew up in Edinburgh, so I'm used to City drinking!<br /> <br /> Anyways....anyone else have pics befitting the title?]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Enjoy<br /> <img src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_VJ3hKzPm0S8/Rij35TMsebI/AAAAAAAAAek/a1N36Zrx5fg/s400/image002.jpg" border="0" />]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ so you would be happy drinking absenth instead then? <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> better than stella or carling <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(84);'>lol</span><br /> <br /> <br /> if you want mutton dressed as lamb just google paris hilton, lindsay lohan and other such people.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Absinthe? Pussy. Only a Chav would drink such a weak crappy drink. <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ sorry, i wont argue with someone who drinks babysham <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>JD21290 wrote:</cite>sorry, i wont argue with someone who drinks babysham <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"></div></blockquote>Please. You dunno my family roots. I Have Italian On my fathers and Russain on my mothers. I have real home made Russian Liquor in my freezer (still wont freeze even at -22C :() and get some nice Italian Hard HARD spirits now and again.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ havent tried it, so cant comment on that one <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> other than absenth though ill only really drink jack daniels (or southern comfort) and rum (gotta be white rum)]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>JD21290 wrote:</cite>havent tried it, so cant comment on that one <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> other than absenth though ill only really drink jack daniels (or southern comfort) and rum (gotta be white rum)</div></blockquote>Ok, now I have lost all love for you.<br /> <br /> Black Rum &gt; Yo Momma!]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ for a start, ive never tried black rum, i dont often try new drinks after the 1st time i tried bacardi (aka - paint stripper)<br /> for a second, my parents died a while ago, so it will have to &gt; my brother.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Ah... Crap. Now I cant insult you any more <img src="/s/i/a/dec8d79950a36218cfae9200a43fa59f.gif" border="0"><br /> <br /> But yes bacardi = Paint Stripper.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Chav?<br /> Long or short "a"<br /> <br /> How can they afford burberry?]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ of course you can <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> all happened when i was 8, so its water under the bridge now.<br /> <br /> <br /> not sure zip, but love it when all the snobs call them chavs (pronounced charve)]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ It's not said Chaive if thats what you mean, so yeah its a short a I am guessing (that's the "ah" sound rather than the fonzy "Ehhhhy" sound yes?)<br /> <br /> What what? Charve? I have never heard such idiocy in my live, an I am Upper middle class ffs!]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ "My mother's Russian, and my father's Italian. So when i see a bottle of Vodka, I don't know whether to drink it, or shove it up my ass!"]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Stewart Lee for the win!]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ "Mutton Dressed As Lamb"?<br /> <br /> You know what, I don't even believe that these <i>are</i> British expressions.<br /> <br /> I think you just make them up. I bet if I go to Brittan tomorrow and tell people I'm taking the piss on a chav they'll have no idea what I'm saying.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Nah, its all real, honest. <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ ork, if you tell someone your taking the piss on a chav they will possibly give you weird looks <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> <br /> if you tell them your taking the piss out of a chav they will laugh.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> or, if you really wanna have a bubble you call em a crown and tell em to stop bein bengals <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>JD21290 wrote:</cite>or, if you really wanna have a bubble you call em a crown and tell em to stop bein bengals <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"></div></blockquote>Yeah, I throw it'd be a granite to call him a realtor and granel the spider about his mom's relish too.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ adding random words into a sentance does not make rhyming slang <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> <br /> bubble - laugh<br /> bengal - chancer / they are pushing thier luck<br /> crown - spanker (filter will possibly kill this one)]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ They're not random words!<br /> <br /> Every American knows what I'm talking about. We just don't share our secret words with foreigners.<br /> <br /> If you had quince a tholrem you'd have penguined the gothum already.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Lawd above! Well, i' is official, Orke 'as gone totally mad. , innit.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>Orkeosaurus wrote:</cite>They're not random words!<br /> <br /> Every American knows what I'm talking about. We just don't share our secret words with foreigners.<br /> <br /> If you had quince a tholrem you'd have penguined the gothum already.</div></blockquote><br /> <br /> <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(267);'>QFT</span>!]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I like quince jam. It's nearly impossible to find in the shops, though.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ AAAAAARGH!  MY EYES! MY EYES!  Mad Doc, I hate you for bringing this sickness upon me!]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>JD21290 wrote:</cite>if you want mutton dressed as lamb just google paris hilton, lindsay lohan and other such people.</div></blockquote><br /> <br /> So let me get this straight, you think its snobbish to call call the woman in the story mutton dressed as lamb.<br /> <br /> But think the title is perfectly acceptable for a group of women still in their 20's?Presumably just because they are famous.<br /> <br /> Smells like troll mischief to me!]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>LuciusAR wrote:</cite><blockquote><div><cite>JD21290 wrote:</cite>if you want mutton dressed as lamb just google paris hilton, lindsay lohan and other such people.</div></blockquote><br /> <br /> So let me get this straight, you think its snobbish to call call the woman in the story mutton dressed as lamb.<br /> <br /> But think the title is perfectly acceptable for a group of women still in their 20's?Presumably just because they are famous.<br /> <br /> Smells like troll mischief to me!</div></blockquote>That's only if you consider being snobbish a bad thing. I think it's a great thing to be. After all, if you are a snob you cannot be chav by definition,l and I'd much rather be a snobby gentleman than a chav, wouldn't you?]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="uncited"><div><br /> But think the title is perfectly acceptable for a group of women still in their 20's?Presumably just because they are famous.<br /> <br /> Smells like troll mischief to me! </div></blockquote><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> comming from someone who defended the staff in another thread simply to gain attention this is pretty funny.<br /> you hear and see alot about the people i said, and you can see how they act and what kind of person they are.<br /> <br /> what i said to doc was simply because he had 100% no idea what these people were like.<br /> <br /> <br /> now, finished with your gakky and pointless comments?]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[  Ach...I don't know about "chavs" or "mutton & lambs" but the ladies pictured in the <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(280);'>OP</span>'s link are most definatly Swamp goblins...bleh..off to boil my eyes now.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>JD21290 wrote:</cite>funny how people shout chav alot, yet wouldnt have the balls to say it to someone in the street <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(84);'>lol</span></div></blockquote><br /> <br /> Funnily enough, that's because the chance of being mugged/stabbed/beaten is pretty damn high.<br /> <br /> At least in my area. You don't make two eyes at anybody in the street.<br /> <br /> <blockquote><div><cite>Kilkrazy wrote:</cite>I like quince jam. It's nearly impossible to find in the shops, though.</div></blockquote><br /> <br /> Waitrose is your friend.<br /> <br /> <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(434);'>sA</span>]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Good tip! I'll pop over there this morning.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="uncited"><div>Funnily enough, that's because the chance of being mugged/stabbed/beaten is pretty damn high.<br /> <br /> At least in my area. You don't make two eyes at anybody in the street.<blockquote class="uncited"><div><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> thats my point, gotta love nerd rage on here <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0"><br /> some people get the chance to think they are solid, yet as soon as they are in the big wide world they are scared of thier own shadows.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I'm not scared of chavs.<br /> <br /> I'm going to go to Britain and be all like "Excuse me sir, are you a chav? You just looks so damn chavvy to me I'd be really surprised if you weren't a chavving crown who's being a bengal! Now, excuse me while I take the piss on you."]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ It's take the piss out of you. <img src="/s/i/a/39ea8e0dbfb45dcc6b802cd0e198dba3.gif" border="0">]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>Orkeosaurus wrote:</cite>I'm not scared of chavs.<br /> <br /> I'm going to go to Britain and be all like "Excuse me sir, are you a chav? You just looks so damn chavvy to me I'd be really surprised if you weren't a chavving crown who's being a bengal! Now, excuse me while I take the piss on you."</div></blockquote><br /> Are you Borat?]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ He'll be Borat if he goes in the wrong pub and says that.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ my town needs a pub<br /> all we have is place with 3 bar stools and a drive through window]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ The fact that America has Alcohol Stores with DRIVE THROUGH WINDOWS just doubles my already strong urge to never set foot there.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ they do? <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(84);'>lol</span><br /> what a great way to promote drink-driving 0_o<br /> <br /> whats next? the drive through meth lab?]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I thought Milton Keanes had those already?]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ you know, while i'm sure some people in the area would love to give their lab a drive through, every time they try they probably blow the place up.<br /> <br /> bonus info-the drive through booze and go is roughly across the street from a nursing home.<br /> and its rather close to a house with some derelict looking carnival rides in the back yard]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>Gwar! wrote:</cite>The fact that America has Alcohol Stores with DRIVE THROUGH WINDOWS just doubles my already strong urge to never set foot there.</div></blockquote><br /> <br /> Hear hear!  Oh wait, I'm stuck here, during finals week, the single booziest few days this little college town ever has to go through each year.  As my and my fiancee's bicycles have had more than one beer bath thanks to our upstairs neighbors getting unruly, I can only ask this...why does 'living it up' in college mean 'getting drunk to the point of being completely uncivilized and them making a complete tit out of one's self, to the expense of anyone within a parsec of one's awful parties'?  If I didn't have classes to go to, I'd lock myself into my apartment and batten all hatches until they all leave.<br /> <br /> And I made the mistake of looking at that link as a strange, strange little optimistic thought whispered 'Hey, it can't possibly be that bad.'  Yet another thing on the list of things I can't ever unsee.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>Bottle wrote:</cite>I don't see what's so bad about Paris Hilton. I think she's pretty cool.</div></blockquote><br /> This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. Period.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Whilst I might very well despise Paris Hilton and all she stands for, the fact remains I would happily traverse her secret garden with extreme prejudice.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I have standards, thank you very much.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>Cheese Elemental wrote:</cite>I have standards, thank you very much.</div></blockquote>What he said.<br /> <br /> Also, Cheese, do you like, commute across the pacific a lot? Cause your posts show up as you being in the US at 07:45:44 and in Australia at  22:28:46<br /> ]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I giant raspberry to this entire thread. I'm surprised that Golden Eye Scout and Green Blow Fly haven't  swarmed all over it's obvious lack of merit. <br /> In before lock!]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>Gwar! wrote:</cite><blockquote><div><cite>Cheese Elemental wrote:</cite>I have standards, thank you very much.</div></blockquote>What he said.<br /> <br /> Also, Cheese, do you like, commute across the pacific a lot? Cause your posts show up as you being in the US at 07:45:44 and in Australia at  22:28:46<br /> </div></blockquote><br /> Weird stuff happens with the school computers.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ You should watch out, your school might be in America, which would lead to you be being massacred.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ You're never going to let me forget that are you?]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I hate you with every fibre of my being.]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Apr 2009 03:42:23]]> GMT</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Maybe we should let this thread die and continue this via <span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(634);'>PMs</span>.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>Cheese Elemental wrote:</cite>Maybe we should let this thread die</div></blockquote> <img src="/s/i/a/baf5f2e54c6b17d5c5d39aecadfa1272.gif" border="0"><br /> <br /> And nothing of value was lost.<br /> <br /> (Well, except that handy post on how to insult chavs.)]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Yeah, telling them you're going to take the piss on them is going to help when you go to England.]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Well, I have to give them a warning!<br /> <br /> I'm not scared of chavs. I'm not entirely sure what one is, so why would I be scared it!<br /> <br /> (I'm guessing they look sort of like this: )<br /> <img src="http://vnmedia.ign.com/nwvault.ign.com/NWN2/creatures/MM35_PG133.jpg" border="0" />]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote><div><cite>Orkeosaurus wrote:</cite>Well, I have to give them a warning!<br /> <br /> I'm not scared of chavs. I'm not entirely sure what one is, so why would I be scared it!<br /> <br /> (I'm guessing they look sort of like this: )<br /> <img src="http://vnmedia.ign.com/nwvault.ign.com/NWN2/creatures/MM35_PG133.jpg" border="0" /></div></blockquote>Thats what the females look like...]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I'm also guessing Bogans and Hoons look something like this:<br /> <br /> <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uXfsVml2kO8/SWYDmE7HZQI/AAAAAAAAAEE/lXkpK2JgCdg/s320/heffalumps.jpg" border="0" />]]></description>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Bogans are generally unkempt-looking, often have 5 o'clock shadow, and live in run-down houses with chipped paint and creaky grey wood.<br /> <br /> Of course, there are 'good' bogans, the sort of outback blokes who run farms and stuff. They're pretty nice guys.<br /> <br /> Hoons are mostly 18-25 year old guys who think that driving up and down the road at 1 o'clock in the morning honking their horns and swearing loudly is fun. Nobody likes them, and there are no 'good' hoons.]]></description>
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