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Here are a few of my favourites, grouped into loose categories. I wonder if you can guess what each group is referring to?

1. Stabbing The Cat; Feeding The Ducks; Burping The Worm; Wrestling With Cyclops; Hands To Glans Combat.

2. Pink Oboe; Blue Veined Custard Chucker; Spam Javelin; Purple Headed Womb Broom; Old Chap; Bed Flute; Skin Flute; Wife's Best Friend; The Pirate Of Mens Pants; Meat And Two Veg; Giggle Stick; Gut Stick.

3. Crash The Youghurt Truck; Tip The Filthy Concrete; Cough Your Filty Youghurt.

4. Mole At The Counter; Vicar's Breath; Turtle's Head; Touching Cloth; Bombay Duck; The Monkey's Toe.

Right, off you go. And don't forget to turn the air blue!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/687393.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/687393.page GMT Euhpenisms! Does this count?


2 girls 1 cup.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/687402.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/687402.page GMT Euhpenisms!
LunaHound wrote:
Does this count?


2 girls 1 cup.


no.


Obtain a copy of the Viz profanisaurus... ie:


CLOSING TIME DONNER. - A well worn grotter that looks like a rushed and messily prepared Turkish cat sandwich. 'Lady Emma was powerless to resist. His eye burned into hers like a marble. His muscular arm enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away in a gale of passion which measured a good five on the Beaufort wind force scale. She felt a thrill of forbidden pleasure as the Admiral pulled down her bloomers. 'Take me, Felatio,' she cried. 'Take me now!' 'Bloody hell, love,' said Lord Nelson, peering at her fanny through the wrong end of his brass telescope. 'What have you been up to whilst I've been away at sea engaging Napoleon's war fleet at Aboukir Bay in the Battle of the Nile? Your blurtch looks like a closing time donner." (from the Wife of the Ageing British Hero by Barbara Cartland).
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That good enough for you, Mad Doc? ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/687440.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/687440.page GMT Euhpenisms!
But a step in the right direction.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/687442.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/687442.page GMT Euhpenisms!
sA]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/687677.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/687677.page GMT Euhpenisms!

Edit: sorry to be picky, but there's no 'n' in euphemism. I feel like a womb-ferret typing that.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/688183.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/688183.page GMT Euhpenisms!
Greebynog is in the lead in the sweary stakes! That one registered a 3 on the perplexed Vicar-O-Meter! Another way to write his one is as follows.


HAving dropped the kids off at the school, I decided to pop round my girlfriends to see how her father was. Upon arriving, it transpired the poor girl had fallen to the communists, so I decided to kick her back door in. Having done so, I was offered a badly packed Kebab, but I cannot say I'm terribly fond of the Cranberry Dip, so I decided the best course of action was a course of firky foodling.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/688196.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/688196.page GMT Re:Euhpenisms!
Spoiler:
Played Warhammer 40k!!!
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I tell it like I see it. Euphemisms are a sign of what is wrong with people.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/688320.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/688320.page GMT Euhpenisms! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/688386.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/688386.page GMT Euhpenisms! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/688407.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/688407.page GMT Re:Euhpenisms! ok, so that's not very good...

How about star wars lines?

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.""
You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
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Am I on the right track.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/689335.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/237980/689335.page GMT