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superprism2 wrote:many of my subjects are just pratical jokes because im testing my audience you se. If you forgive me please reply.



Please, please, please you proper grammar and punctuation!

I see no need for you to test your audience, Dakka is normally a friendly site.

The better, more useful questions you ask, the better, more useful answers you got.


By the way, I too want to know what the purpose of the rusty spoon was.

Cheers,

Jack.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/883550.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/883550.page GMT Jokes http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/883583.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/883583.page GMT Re:Jokes http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/883651.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/883651.page GMT Jokes "I see you've played knifey spooney before!"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/883672.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/883672.page GMT Re:Jokes

I dont understand what where you doing?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884772.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884772.page GMT Re:Jokes http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884784.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884784.page GMT Jokes

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but I do have to admit even though that was not true what I meant it was still quite funny how you all reacted. But I wont do it again so no need to worry and I'm sorry.


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And why are you talking about spoons?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884790.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884790.page GMT Jokes http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884812.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884812.page GMT Jokes http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884826.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884826.page GMT Re:Jokes http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884924.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/884924.page GMT Jokes
She said "A" and little Johnny shot his hand right up. Now, little Johnnywas the son of a sailor so she decided it would be best not to pick him to answer.

Little Susy answered with "apple"
"Good" said the teacher, "now the letter B"
Again little Johnny shot his hand up and the teacher decided not to call on him.

Now it went on till the letter "R". Little Johnny shot his hand right up. The teacher was puzzled, she couldn't think of anything bad that began with the letter R and decided to let him answer.

Little Johnny jumped up excitedy and screamed "RATS, BIG F**KING RATS WITH D**KS THIS LONG!!"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/885942.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/885942.page GMT Jokes http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/886166.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/886166.page GMT Jokes
Flachzange wrote:Is this another turtle pie post?

Who cares, I'm claiming it for the Great Pie in the Sky and the Omnidessert.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/886487.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/886487.page GMT Re:Jokes ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/886492.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/886492.page GMT Jokes
That's what you get for invoking the name of Turtle Pie.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/886509.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/886509.page GMT Jokes http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/886518.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/886518.page GMT Re:Jokes
Well thats a little Frustrating

banworthy frustrating ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887108.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887108.page GMT Re:Jokes http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887198.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887198.page GMT Re:Jokes
to get some turtle pie]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887367.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887367.page GMT Re:Jokes
kid:
I wanna sundae

Counter-lady:
Would you like your nuts crushed?

kid:
You want your boobs blown off?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887386.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887386.page GMT Re:Jokes
wheres my tractor
]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887411.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887411.page GMT Re:Jokes
Response: I don't know?

A: So you're the one. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887418.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887418.page GMT Re:Jokes
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/tatooine_is_a_tough_crowd_star.php]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887423.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/887423.page GMT Jokes
superprism2 wrote:many of my subjects are just pratical jokes because im testing my audience you se. If you forgive me please reply.

*golfclaps*

And the best way of gauging the crowd is to post useless topics and make silly statements that are both silly and imflamatory, then try to retract those statements thinking that dakkaties aren't clever enough to see through it???

Hmmm, I'm going to do the sensible thing here and let my mouse drift over here to the little "Ignore" button *CLICK*]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/889980.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/889980.page GMT Jokes
Cheese Elemental wrote:
Flachzange wrote:Is this another turtle pie post?

Who cares, I'm claiming it for the Great Pie in the Sky and the Omnidessert.


What about Rust Spoon?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/890005.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/250975/890005.page GMT