<![CDATA[Latest posts for the thread "Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it."]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/54.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it.
Up to yesterday, all was going swimmingly. I'd paid my rent, balanced out my 50/50 money for the company, as from today to wednesday, pretty much every penny I earnt would be for me (minus Diesel of course).

What could possibly go wrong? I was putting the work in, and reaping the rewards. Keeping myself positive on the slow days, and ragging it on the good days. Well, it has gone wrong. Spectacularly so. Fate has dealt me an atomic wedgie, but not before ensuring my Boxers were lined with broken glass coated in Tabasco sauce.

The tosser I share a Taxi with? Has written the fething car off. Stacked it. Or as he put it 'had a road traffic accident'.

This sucks. This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before. So much for my very long weekend of drinking, smoking, fighting and whoring (was off to my first LARP event).

And now I literally have no money for myself, barring the £25 cheque which has hopefully cleared. Which doesn't help. Entry to the event itself is £90.

So, suitable punishments? I mean this ultimate event was inevitable I suppose. In the three and a half months I've been driving that Cab, worst I've done to it is a flat tyre which happened very quickly. But Malcolm? In the 6 weeks he's had it? 2 Burst tyres, load of dents down the drivers side (including a particularly impressive bit of work by the rear door, which caved in the sill, but left the door undamaged. HOW?) smashed one of the rear lights, and knackered the brakes. Oh yeah, and the two flats he got? Both had to be sorted out during my shift, as the Tyre Centre is closed when he has the car.

I'm thinking that punishment from Scorpion King, you know, buried up to your neck and then let the ants eat your eyes.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/923996.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/923996.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924001.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924001.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it.
So once again, through no fault of my own, I'm sat here, awake at an ungodly hour considering I'm not making money (when you make money, no time is ungodly) twiddling my thumbs and am simply too furious to go back to sleep, and not quite ready to take the Dog for a calming walk. Really not amused right now.

Oh, and to inform me? He calls at 2a.m. in the morning, then leaves a voicemail message on my mobile. Thats it. One attempt. After all, me not being able to work is hardly something I really need to know (oh yeah, out of phone credit as well).

I think I'm going to have a little cry now.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924007.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924007.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it.
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Malcolm can also knob off if he thinks I'm letting him anywhere near my next sweet ride. He's a tosser who destroys cars and livelihoods!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924019.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924019.page GMT Re:Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924125.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924125.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it. MOT, Tax and Insurance worries.

On the bright side, someone is lending me £200 to attend the LARP event, and I shold have new wheels for Monday. GRR!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924311.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924311.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it.
Do it now.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924327.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924327.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it.
Cheese Elemental wrote:Kill the bastard.

Do it now.


I just figured out who you are CE, you're that bastard ventriloquist's dummy from 'Magic'...



]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924359.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924359.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:Kill the bastard.

Do it now.


I just figured out who you are CE, you're that bastard ventriloquist's dummy from 'Magic'...

I learned everything I know from Uncle Chucky and Grandad Jigsaw.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924366.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924366.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924878.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924878.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924882.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924882.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924884.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924884.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924904.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/924904.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it.
Stupid world. Stop picking on us!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/925932.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/925932.page GMT Re:Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/925948.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/925948.page GMT Well it's morning, but there's sod all good about it.
Cheese Elemental wrote:
MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:Kill the bastard.

Do it now.


I just figured out who you are CE, you're that bastard ventriloquist's dummy from 'Magic'...

I learned everything I know from Uncle Chucky and Grandad Jigsaw.


Sigged.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/926479.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/253477/926479.page GMT