<![CDATA[Latest posts for the thread "40k Haiku"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/69.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net 40k Haiku 2. Expand it by Expressing Feeling, Make Observation, Record Action

Three Lines
-5 syllables
-7 syllables
-5 syllables

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Tournament Today
Lots of guys think they will win
My Guard whoop that a$$

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We have rules dispute
Rules Judge comes to our table
You feel stupid now

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I play to win games
You play your fluffy army
You get your a$$ beat

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Space Marines suck balls
My Orks against your Marines
I win easily

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Catachan Devil
The Silent Kill in the Dark
We are the Jungle

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Working on more..............]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938304.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938304.page GMT Re:40k Haiku Da WAAAGH!!! guarantees a win
Can't kill all of us


]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938320.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938320.page GMT 40k Haiku The Wolves of Fenris Arrive
Death Swiftly Follows]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938498.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938498.page GMT 40k Haiku Negotiated freedom,
All to smell your funk.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938551.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938551.page GMT 40k Haiku I think I just got cancer
Leaves thread very quickly
]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938557.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938557.page GMT 40k Haiku Riding his battlewagon
Going to kick @ss.

First I roll some dice.
Some of your models are dead.
Now you roll some dice.

When I write haiku
I count fingers constantly
and talk to myself.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938600.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938600.page GMT 40k Haiku Five-seven-five is the key
It's not just random

World Eater force
Give them all the mark of Khorne
KILL MAIM BURN MAIM KILL

Sad rules lawyer
shouting at your monitor
go outside and play]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938629.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938629.page GMT 40k Haiku Gaming group was skeptical if its good
They got their a$$ beaten ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938639.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938639.page GMT Re:40k Haiku And planted his chain-axe
In the Warboss's head

I can't write haiku
So I'm sorry
If that sucked.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938657.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938657.page GMT Re:40k Haiku It is now my turn
Time for a bit of pay back
Stupid F******* Dice!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938847.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/938847.page GMT Re:40k Haiku Even if you are an orc
He will eat your soul.

Far off bikes rev up
Space Marine bikers ride up
then, the badness

Through years of playing
one question plagues at my mind:
How's a Warboss poop?

Games Workshop loves Alien
Watched it one too many times
Thus, the Tyranids.

The Inquisition:
Defeating outside evil
with greater evil.
]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939074.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939074.page GMT 40k Haiku Grots help the warboss to poop.
Try not to picture.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939077.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939077.page GMT 40k Haiku Saint of Church of Turtle Pie
All Hail Turtle Pie]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939096.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939096.page GMT Re:40k Haiku
Ancient horror's awakening.

Death to the false emperor!! ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939105.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939105.page GMT Re:40k Haiku
The ancient horror

Because he doesn't like competition ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939147.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939147.page GMT 40k Haiku
Begins my neck ache,
Working on these small details...
Painting guard does suck.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939163.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939163.page GMT 40k Haiku
FoxPhoenix135 wrote:Wayyy too many syllables on the last line there deathbot.


See earlier:

Deathbot wrote:
I can't write haiku
So I'm sorry
If that sucked.

]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939174.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939174.page GMT Re:40k Haiku They need some motivation.
Why are they evil?

Kill the alien.
Burn heretics, purge unclean.
For the Emperor!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939395.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939395.page GMT 40k Haiku
Deadshane1 wrote:1. Set the scene
2. Expand it by Expressing Feeling, Make Observation, Record Action
Three Lines
-5 syllables
-7 syllables
-5 syllables

I play to win games
You play your fluffy army
You get your a$$ beat


Woo lemme try!

Im hado core gamer
( under construction for better sentence )
I sleep well tonight
]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939412.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939412.page GMT Re:40k Haiku
I get hard on beating kids


family forum ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939416.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939416.page GMT Re:40k Haiku
Orkestra wrote:
I get hard on beating kids


family forum

I know but its quoting the thing from
You get your a$$ beat
:<]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939419.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939419.page GMT 40k Haiku
I'm hard core gamer
When I beat kids in battle,
I sleep well tonight

?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939421.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939421.page GMT 40k Haiku
Orkestra wrote:Maybe...

I'm hard core gamer
When I beat kids in battle,
I sleep well tonight

?

Woot k that works!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939423.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939423.page GMT 40k Haiku Nothing inappropriate,
Naughty Lunahound. |P


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Woah, massively ninja'd.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939424.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939424.page GMT 40k Haiku you write haiku too slowly,
train your forum-fu.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939427.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939427.page GMT Re:40k Haiku GW
B.O of smelly gamers
Hurry RUN AWAY!

waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh
waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh
waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh

( Ork Waagh Haiku )]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939431.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939431.page GMT 40k Haiku Insomnia go away,
I need some sleep.

Many new armies,
Can't make up my mind.
I'll stick to my 'Nids.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939436.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939436.page GMT 40k Haiku
You envy my Haiku skills.

Your bases is mine.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939440.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939440.page GMT 40k Haiku just might be an epic thread,
someone go make it.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939444.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939444.page GMT Re:40k Haiku
LunaHound wrote:waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh
waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh
waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh

( Ork Waagh Haiku )
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

(Tyranid Haiku)

11010
0110111
00110

(Necron Haiku [Pronounced "One" and "Oh" or "Nought"])

Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Throne of Khorne
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(A friendly Chaos Haiku)]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939446.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939446.page GMT 40k Haiku Crush thy foe beneath thy treads
Thy mighty Russ roars.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939452.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939452.page GMT 40k Haiku My fave one is Orkestra's,
The third one he did.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939453.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939453.page GMT 40k Haiku Glimps of HUGE black ball on wall
i fell down the stairs

( last night when i saw a spider while running to get water )
]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939478.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939478.page GMT 40k Haiku probably not the best plan.
Try and take it slow.

The Grimdark future,
Mankind hovers on the brink,
there is only war.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939496.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/939496.page GMT 40k Haiku Best Game Games Workshop has made
Of course they drop it



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More price increases
I'm giving up the hobby
Ohhh, Space Wolf codex!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/940619.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/940619.page GMT 40k Haiku is so cool, of course
it costs 60 dollars...

]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/940872.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/940872.page GMT Re:40k Haiku they're kind of overrated
but this is one

fighting ork menace
shokk attack gun rolls 6-6
no more Abbaddon

Baneblade bursts through flank.
But how? A great tactical
genius, eh? CREEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!

Does every line in a haiku need to be a different sentence?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/941663.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/941663.page GMT 40k Haiku Plenty of sales and discounts
I spam links to them]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/941949.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/941949.page GMT 40k Haiku During the morning today
I wrote this sad things

Tredheads do always
make me very sad ork, sad face
because of AV 13

My friend is very evil
Nightbringer ruins days
and I hate AV 14

And of course I can't count English syllabies or whatevertheywerecalled

Cheese Elemental wrote:Maelstrom games good service
Plenty of sales and discounts
I spam links to them

The best haiku of this thread.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/942059.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/254289/942059.page GMT