garret wrote:Of course america wont rule the world. The world will be combined into one empire ruled by ME. and my communist regime

garret wrote:Of course america wont rule the world. The world will be combined into one empire ruled by ME. and my communist regime

GoFenris wrote:True Communism or the bastardized stuff that's already been toyed with? Oh, and you wouldn't 'rule' it, per se, just enforce the people's will. Geez, learn the proper terminology. And you call yourself an Emperor? C'mon man, Leader, the people's leader; Comrade Garret. Your title would be the same as everyone else's.

Orkeosaurus wrote:What? We invented nukes and cheeseburgers, and all you can come up with "we have super powerful lips"?

Bah. Don't make me spam that Spangly Jesus picture again! America is flashier than a flash git wot gots da flashiest snazzgun and a coat covered in... uh.. flash.

Green Blow Fly wrote:Why should the US even want to rule the world? It's not worth it really if you stop and think about it.

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Orkeosaurus wrote:What? We invented nukes and cheeseburgers, and all you can come up with "we have super powerful lips"?

Bah. Don't make me spam that Spangly Jesus picture again! America is flashier than a flash git wot gots da flashiest snazzgun and a coat covered in... uh.. flash.

Cheese Elemental wrote:We don't have gators, we have crocs, which beat the gak out of your weenie gators. We have Funnel-web spiders too, which can be fatal in less than 15 minutes. Old man, we got stingrays. We got bogan hordes, we got kookaburras, we got snakes, scorpions, and footy fans.

SilverMK2 wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:We don't have gators, we have crocs, which beat the gak out of your weenie gators. We have Funnel-web spiders too, which can be fatal in less than 15 minutes. Old man, we got stingrays. We got bogan hordes, we got kookaburras, we got snakes, scorpions, and footy fans.

You also have a load of animals apparently made when God knocked over his bits box, spilt glue over the mess and went "Ah, stuff it, that will do"

I think they may have been named with the same reckless abandon too

SilverMK2 wrote:
You also have a load of animals apparently made when God knocked over his bits box, spilt glue over the mess and went "Ah, stuff it, that will do"

Cheese Elemental wrote:We don't have gators, we have crocs, which beat the gak out of your weenie gators. We have Funnel-web spiders too, which can be fatal in less than 15 minutes. Old man, we got stingrays. We got bogan hordes, we got kookaburras, we got snakes, scorpions, and footy fans.

Cheese Elemental wrote:We don't have gators, we have crocs, which beat the gak out of your weenie gators. We have Funnel-web spiders too, which can be fatal in less than 15 minutes. Old man, we got stingrays. We got bogan hordes, we got kookaburras, we got snakes, scorpions, and footy fans.

kronk wrote:We don't want to rule the world. We'd rather the rest of the world bugger off so that we can:

1. Drink beer.
2. Watch Football.
3. Practice making baby Americans.

Thank you.

garret wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:We don't have gators, we have crocs, which beat the gak out of your weenie gators. We have Funnel-web spiders too, which can be fatal in less than 15 minutes. Old man, we got stingrays. We got bogan hordes, we got kookaburras, we got snakes, scorpions, and footy fans.

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I brt you can even tell the difference between the 2.

Cheese Elemental wrote:We don't have gators, we have crocs, which beat the gak out of your weenie gators. We have Funnel-web spiders too, which can be fatal in less than 15 minutes. Old man, we got stingrays. We got bogan hordes, we got kookaburras, we got snakes, scorpions, and footy fans.

GoFenris wrote:

garret wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:We don't have gators, we have crocs, which beat the gak out of your weenie gators. We have Funnel-web spiders too, which can be fatal in less than 15 minutes. Old man, we got stingrays. We got bogan hordes, we got kookaburras, we got snakes, scorpions, and footy fans.

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I brt you can even tell the difference between the 2.

Sure we can:


Croc


'Gator

See, one faces left, the other faces right.

Ever consider that we had such beasts and more, but that we've KILLED them all ..and then deep fried them and served them in various sauces.

n0t_u wrote:So Superman and the green glowing guy are like Super Bob then? Since they all face right.

Gitzbitah wrote:..................................................................................................................................................

For ease of internet reading, this is sarcastic/satirical.

Flachzange wrote:ehhhhhhhhhhhh, sorry but thats where you are mistaken. You THINK you invented this one (as it goes with a lot of other things), however, that one was a joint-venture between the states, denmark, the uk and I believe several other nations

Gitzbitah wrote:Oh it will nose me to death! Someone give this badger a peace prize.

notprop wrote:

Gitzbitah wrote:Oh it will nose me to death! Someone give this badger a peace prize.

Well he is black and white at the same time, so he's certainly in the running!

Just remember you Yankies can carry on all you like but the always Badger nose.

Frazzled wrote:
Gators superior Crocodiles inferior. Our gators eat Cajun boudin and red beans and rice. They are jet propelled. Your wussy Crocs, who are afraid of an unstable economy, cannot catch them and if they do they get the business end of a red bean fuelled blowtorch.

Gwar! wrote:This thread needs more furry.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:And yes, the Badger is the best to offer. Why?

Not because our wildlife is shockingly wussy (seriously, I never have to worry about being eaten, ever.) but we're so rock. Why do you think Britain has no real killer wildife? Because it's full of British people. We scared them off. They shat it, ran away across the old land bridge between France (blech) and Blighty (hooray!) sinking it just to make sure. That's why everywhere else in the world still has Wolves, Bears, Scorpions etc. It's not Britain, so they don't have to run. And note, the further south you go, the more vicious the wildlife gets. All because they were the last to stop running and realise they'd somehow, miraculously made it out of Britain alive.

Hence the Empire. Stuff your natural resources, you had wildlife that left unfinished business in Blighty, and we decided it's high time we, erm...caught up. I mean, who knows what animals in Britain are actually venomous or poisonous. Nobody can tell, because they are too scared to use for fear of the consequences....

Cheese Elemental wrote:We have the most venomous snake in the world, boys. The mighty Taipan!

The average venom yield is 44 mg, 110 mg being the largest recorded, and the venom has a mouse LD50 of 0.03 mg/kg. Its venom is 200-400 times more toxic than most rattlesnakes and 50 times as toxic as a cobra. The Inland Taipan has neurotoxic venom that could potentially kill an adult human in 45 minutes. There have been no documented human fatalities; bites were treated using antivenom. As of 2009, all bites positively identified as having been caused by the Inland Taipan have occurred in herpetologists handling the snake although there are many case reports of bites likely caused by the species.

Texas has gakky snakes, Fraz. Just be thankful we have antivenom and they don't live anywhere else in the world.

Seven of our other snakes are in the world's top ten most dangerous.

Fateweaver wrote:We are an arrogant peoples....

Fateweaver wrote:Propaganda is for wimps, my guns speak loudly enough when I want to enforce my ideals on someone.

Launching a nuke at China will speak a lot louder than dropping leaflets out of a Chinook declaring we only have it's [China's] best interests at heart.

Orkeosaurus wrote:What? We invented nukes and cheeseburgers.

GoFenris wrote:

Fateweaver wrote:Propaganda is for wimps, my guns speak loudly enough when I want to enforce my ideals on someone.

Launching a nuke at China will speak a lot louder than dropping leaflets out of a Chinook declaring we only have it's [China's] best interests at heart.

Ixnay on the unsgay! We can't continue to win Nobel Peace Prizes if we talk like this. C'mon man don't get yourself renditioned! Think first, think. Frazz has Asia, I'm handling Europe and you're supposed to be working on Oceania. You can't slip up like this, not again. Next time I'll leave you in the cell at Groom Lake.


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Cheese Elemental wrote:...Taliban are proving a problem for vastly superior forces.

Well, first of all, our supposed vast Military Superiority is structured around open, no holds barred warfare. The reality in Afghanistan is not that. Besides, guerrilla warfare is also well suited to frustrate and stymie organized military. Who really knows what would happen in open warfare. Each conflict is its own event.

Cheese Elemental wrote:And when you launch a nuke at China, they'll just launch one right back.

Damn straight. The way it should be. Nuclear Stalemate not nuking each other.

Fateweaver wrote:Yeah, we are the punch-you-in-the-face-in-the-open type of military. Not the type that sneaks around corridors and hallways.

Cheese Elemental wrote:I think we need to accept that people don't fight openly in the present day. A good modern general should try to minimise losses and use guerrila tactics.

Fateweaver wrote:Nuke from orbit. Best solution as far as saving US Soldiers lives. Feth collateral damage and innocent civilians.

Nothing prettier than a mushroom cloud at 0600 hours.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Fateweaver wrote:Nuke from orbit. Best solution as far as saving US Soldiers lives. Feth collateral damage and innocent civilians.

Nothing prettier than a mushroom cloud at 0600 hours.

Your lack of any ethics whatsoever sickens me.

Fateweaver wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Fateweaver wrote:Nuke from orbit. Best solution as far as saving US Soldiers lives. Feth collateral damage and innocent civilians.

Nothing prettier than a mushroom cloud at 0600 hours.

Your lack of any ethics whatsoever sickens me.

Maybe so but the Eldar of 40k have it right.

"We will gladly sacrifice the lives of millions of mon-keigh if it means saving just 1 of our own kind."

Fateweaver wrote:But they feel as if 1 Eldar life is worth more than a million human lives. Me, and I will get flamed for it, feel the same way.

Feth the damn civil liberty unions and bleeding hearts. 1 US soldier is worth more than 1M Iraqi's.

Funny how in WW2 we dropped not 1, but two nukes on Japan. Fast forward to today and they love us. Hmmmm. Odd.

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:Cheese burgers are a slight variant of "Hamburgers" which are german in origin, infact, invented in the town of Hamburgh.

Shadowbrand wrote:Who wants to rule the world? anyway.

And I think Cheese has China mixed up with North Korea.

Shadowbrand wrote:I have ethnics..

Shadowbrand wrote:I do find one thing funny about america though, they try alot to be like us Canadians.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:I do find one thing funny about america though, they try alot to be like us Canadians.

You know what they say: America is Canada's boots.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:I do find one thing funny about america though, they try alot to be like us Canadians.

You know what they say: America is Canada's boots.

Shadowbrand wrote:@fenris Why don't you join us, sure the first winter will suck but cmon.

GoFenris wrote:A bit of US Military trivia. Did you know the modern US's overall military structure and doctrine (right down to platoon, squad and team) is based from the World War II German military structure? As a fighting force, they were highly respected.

Lord-Loss wrote:You views are sickening Fateweaver.

Fateweaver wrote:Nuke from orbit. Best solution as far as saving US Soldiers lives. Feth collateral damage and innocent civilians.

Nothing prettier than a mushroom cloud at 0600 hours.

Cheese Elemental wrote:We have the most venomous snake in the world, boys. The mighty Taipan!

The average venom yield is 44 mg, 110 mg being the largest recorded, and the venom has a mouse LD50 of 0.03 mg/kg. Its venom is 200-400 times more toxic than most rattlesnakes and 50 times as toxic as a cobra. The Inland Taipan has neurotoxic venom that could potentially kill an adult human in 45 minutes. There have been no documented human fatalities; bites were treated using antivenom. As of 2009, all bites positively identified as having been caused by the Inland Taipan have occurred in herpetologists handling the snake although there are many case reports of bites likely caused by the species.

Texas has gakky snakes, Fraz. Just be thankful we have antivenom and they don't live anywhere else in the world.

Seven of our other snakes are in the world's top ten most dangerous.

Fateweaver wrote:
I don't think we'd really rule it so much as conquer and spread and destroy all others. We'd want the world to ourselves without sharing; would need more room to keep populating; and wouldn't want to worry ourselves with civil unrest and some nation like Africa trying to rise up and rebel requiring us to waste ammo to show them who's boss.