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The Article wrote:L/Cpl Katrina Hodge, 21, from Tunbridge Wells, will take over from the previous Miss England who stepped down after her arrest over an alleged nightclub brawl.


If they try to take it from her for getting deployed, I suggest she and her unit perform an occupation of the judging HQ. Or sell me the movie rights...]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099006.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099006.page GMT Miss World has a gun!
Her.

We live in the same town.

Her Dad is a knobend.

Essentially, said bint in question got a medal for stuff which is well, her job. Woo. fething. Hoo.

I drive a Taxi for a living. Do I get a medal for doing so.

No. I get paid for doing my job.

And her Dad is a total and utter knob for coming to see me in my old job (I sold Spectacles) and expecting a hefty discount on a pair of Rimless Varifocals (£450+ at a minimum) because his daughter did her job.

Now don't get me wrong, I could never be a soldier, on account I am cut from totally the wrong cloth, and had the girly in question asked for a discount, I'd have considered it.

But her Dad can knob right off. I don't penalise the parents of junkie scum, so why should I reward the parents of a soldier?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099088.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099088.page GMT Miss World has a gun!
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:I drive a Taxi for a living. Do I get a medal for doing so.

No. I get paid for doing my job.
You're probably not as good looking, though.

And her Dad is a total and utter knob for coming to see me in my old job (I sold Spectacles) and expecting a hefty discount on a pair of Rimless Varifocals (£450+ at a minimum) because his daughter did her job.


Did you tell him to GTFO?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099099.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099099.page GMT Miss World has a gun!
In fact I suggested if he wanted low quality toot for a bargain price, he might like to try Specsavers, who rather than supply the more expensive, but infinitely more suitable polycarbonate varifocal lenses, would supply acrylic lense which are inherently weaked by the drilling process involved in rimless specs, and would be pretty much guaranteed to be buggered beyond use in a few days.

Like I said, he's a knob.

Whereas I wouldn't say no to knobbing his daughter. I reckon she could sling me round the room a few times. After all.......

If it doesn't hurt.....it doesn't count.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099103.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099103.page GMT Miss World has a gun! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099167.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099167.page GMT Re:Miss World has a gun! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099542.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1099542.page GMT Re:Miss World has a gun!
BrookM wrote:I fething hate the word "HERO" these days. Everybody in a uniform is one these days, what a load of gak.


Please remember that 99% of serving soldiers do not see themselves as hero's, they are just doing their job. It is the media who are using the term hero and believe me it gets annoys the soldiers a hell of a lot more than it annoys civvies.

@ Maddoc, many people in all walks of life recieve recognition they do not deserve, from the crappy gold stars at McDonalds through to long service certificates for people who push brooms around warehouse's for 20 odd years.

Soldiers medals are not always given out for special achievments or bravery, most of the time they are given out in regocnition for service in a particular operation or conflict. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100245.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100245.page GMT Re:Miss World has a gun!
squilverine wrote:@ Maddoc, many people in all walks of life recieve recognition they do not deserve, from the crappy gold stars at McDonalds
As someone who has worked in a McDonalds, they do deserve it. 99% of people working in a McDonalds are Smart, Well Mannered people who happen to have the misfortune of being born in the Wrong country. At the one where I worked (quite happily for 4 years till a new head manager came along and fethed things up royally) we had Engineers, Lawyers, Teachers and lots of other guys working there simply because they could not get a job in their respective field because of their nationality.

Considering these people deal with the scum that is 99% of the public, in a really gakky job for little pay, they need all the help they can get to not go postal on a weekly basis.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100280.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100280.page GMT Miss World has a gun!
(Of course, I'm a former Fast Food guy myself.)]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100290.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100290.page GMT Re:Miss World has a gun!
Gwar! wrote:
squilverine wrote:@ Maddoc, many people in all walks of life recieve recognition they do not deserve, from the crappy gold stars at McDonalds
As someone who has worked in a McDonalds, they do deserve it. 99% of people working in a McDonalds are Smart, Well Mannered people who happen to have the misfortune of being born in the Wrong country. At the one where I worked (quite happily for 4 years till a new head manager came along and fethed things up royally) we had Engineers, Lawyers, Teachers and lots of other guys working there simply because they could not get a job in their respective field because of their nationality.

Considering these people deal with the scum that is 99% of the public, in a really gakky job for little pay, they need all the help they can get to not go postal on a weekly basis.


Sorry mate, I wasn't trying to say that the guys at Maccy D's don't deserve them, I was just using it as an example of the type of rewards that are given out for effectively doing not much more than you are required to do in your contract, I worked for a large pub chain for a while and recieved a "bronze star" for keeping my finger nails clean ffs! ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100300.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100300.page GMT Miss World has a gun!
I'm not George Bush though, so I got a shot at a Nobel peace prize.

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squilverine wrote:
@ Maddoc, many people in all walks of life recieve recognition they do not deserve...crappy gold stars at McDonalds



hey up yours buddy

i deserve my stars]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100382.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100382.page GMT Re:Miss World has a gun!
jamessearle0 wrote:
squilverine wrote:
@ Maddoc, many people in all walks of life recieve recognition they do not deserve...crappy gold stars at McDonalds



hey up yours buddy

i deserve my stars


Wear them with pride my man!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100393.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100393.page GMT Miss World has a gun! I couldn't give a gak - it's called 'Fast Food', so 'chop-chop'!


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p.s. By the looks of it, the last Miss England was a bit of a minger - the new one looks nicer.
Even if her dad IS a knobjob.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100713.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/264465/1100713.page GMT