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In a dark dismal hallway there sits a lone blinking light. As you come up to it a large metal box says Coca-Cola on the side.
There is no coin slot but there is a little door that simply says "deposits"
However, when you deposit a pound coin and a penny it gives you a Queen riding a Penny Farthing instead of a Coke

In fine print it tells that it's the
"Dysfunctional Vending Machine: Caution, anything put into the machine comes back defective! Use at your own risk"


How the game works is that someone will put something into the machine...
and the next person posts what the other person receives.
Then that person posts about what they put in the machine (at least two or more unrelated items)

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I put in a red lipstick, a tutting Librarian, a polkadot umbrella and an iPod]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1141039.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1141039.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a red lipstick, a tutting Librarian, a polkadot umbrella and an iPod


You get out garry glitter.


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I put in a rat, small rock and an airsoft gun.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1141050.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1141050.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine
i put in a chicken a dog and a memory stick]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1141054.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1141054.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine
Vulkan_He'stan wrote:I put in a chicken a dog and a memory stick


You get Korean Kentucky Fried Chicken variety box.

I put in a thermometer, a bikini and a prosthetic leg.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1141209.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1141209.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine

i put in a box of orks a xbox and a tv]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1142975.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1142975.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine
Vulkan_He'stan wrote:i put in a box of orks a xbox and a tv


You get a choppa for krumpin da umies.



I put in 14 space marines, two human skulls, a chicken, a baneblade, water, a burnt match, a couple of litres of vodka mixed with chocolate nesquik, a rabbit and exactly 18 pennies that had been smashed with a sledgehammer in an old heinz beans can.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144253.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144253.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine
n0t_u wrote:
Vulkan_He'stan wrote:i put in a box of orks a xbox and a tv


You get a choppa for krumpin da umies.



I put in 14 space marines, two human skulls, a chicken, a baneblade, water, a burnt match, a couple of litres of vodka mixed with chocolate nesquik, a rabbit and exactly 18 pennies that had been smashed with a sledgehammer in an old heinz beans can.


You get Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez as Adeptus Garbagus, poor drunken out of shape servitors whose station in life is to hose out the remains of the Emperor's finest from their shattered suits of armor so that the techmarines can try and salvage them.

I put in dried-out cool-whip, a plastic godzilla action figure, a cellophane printer paper wrapper, a defunct CRT computer monitor and an old cat that has chewed off most of its fur because it's senile.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144273.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144273.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine HD-DVD copy of Waterworld.

I put in the latest and most expensive FW model, a C&D letter from GW, and the new Bloodbowl game for Xbox.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144278.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144278.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144280.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144280.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
Manchu wrote:I put in the latest and most expensive FW model, a C&D letter from GW, and the new Bloodbowl game for Xbox.


You get a normal tactical marine, it cannot be painted at all and will be stuck grey forever.




I put the dysfunctional vending machine inside itself.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144284.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144284.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
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I put the soundtrack to Highlander, a copy of KillKrazy's avatar, and a live smurf in the machine. (This one is a test!)]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144291.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1144291.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a hershey's kiss, a pug dog and 3 kilograms of granite.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1145161.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1145161.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
Waaagh_Gonads wrote:

I put in a hershey's kiss, a pug dog and 3 kilograms of granite.


You get a fiance, who is an obese russian that looks like she enjoys head-butting small mammels.

I put in:
Lip balm, a cup of tea, some underarm ointment and an ox]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1145179.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1145179.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
Waaagh_Gonads wrote:You get out Mel Gibson in 'Braveheart'.

Correct! I would have also accepted "the Tau."

As to this . . .

adielubbe wrote:Lip balm, a cup of tea, some underarm ointment and an ox

Boy George, of course.

Let me see: two jousting knights, a box of girl scout cookies, and Wrexasaur's /b/ folder]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1145364.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1145364.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine

I put in a wooden duck, a miniature toy trumpet, and a Robin Hood costume.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1145410.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1145410.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a two twigs, a rock, and duck tape.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1145480.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1145480.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
i put in a bottle of vitamin water, a maths equation and nelson mandela.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1146492.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1146492.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine

i put in a rubber duck a nuke and a copy of cod 6]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1146697.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1146697.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine

I put in a Land Raider, some sunglasses and a camcorder.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1146898.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1146898.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine


I put in a box of jeans, the hamburgular, Keanu Reaves and the Emperor of Mankind.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1147682.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1147682.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a laptop, a wartrukk and strawberry chewing gum]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1149765.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1149765.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a dead body, a guitar, and a fire engine.
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i put in a dog a fat ork a cheesestealer and a winegum]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1149778.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1149778.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a condom


*It's local awareness week in my area, so play along please]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1149828.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1149828.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a chainsword, a bottle of champagne and a dirty magazine.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1159087.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1159087.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine I put in Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain Asmodai, Manchu and myself.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1159240.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1159240.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine

I put in DakkaDakka]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1164161.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1164161.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in some bacon and a pencil sharpener.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1165306.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1165306.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in my creepy ex, some deodorant and a Shoota.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1165323.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1165323.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1169279.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1169279.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a Sega Mega Drive, $1000000000000000000 and a 2 day subscription to WD]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1171484.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1171484.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a used size 10(US) right shoe, a large supreme pizza, and a 4 pound box of warhammer bitz.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1173030.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1173030.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
Demogerg wrote:You get a transmission for a 1985 honda civic.

I put in a used size 10(US) right shoe, a large supreme pizza, and a 4 pound box of warhammer bitz.


You get a space smurf and a space emo elf wearing pink tongs and holding hands

I put my soul, a Ultramarine with a plasma cannon and a Squigoth]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1173165.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1173165.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in some nail clippers, a mutated toe(+1 internet if someone gets the reference), and an XV88 "Broadside" Battlesuit.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1173920.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1173920.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a pair of Nikes, a bottle of beer(empty), and a cell-phone]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1174359.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1174359.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine


I put in a heavy bolter, some Vaseline(used) and a stick.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1174370.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1174370.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a sandwich, a Leman Russ Battle Tank and Brad Pitt]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1175133.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1175133.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put adielubbe, a condom and some dark eldar]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1175168.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1175168.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine

i put in a duck a slugga and a lascannon ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1175267.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1175267.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a snowboard, a shot of tequila and Jeremy Clarkson]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1175454.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1175454.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put a pr0n video, a Lictor and some waffels]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1177237.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1177237.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine

I put in a styrofoam cup, some gravel, and spit.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1177481.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1177481.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in some Industrial Towers and Space Corridors.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1179481.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1179481.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in South Africa, an ipod nano and The Mighty Boosh]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1179624.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1179624.page GMT Re:the dysfunctional vending machine
i put the FLGS an duck and a packet of chrisps]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1179660.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1179660.page GMT the dysfunctional vending machine
I put in a horde of rat-men, a pot of Warlock Purple paint and two lollipops.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1180432.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267229/1180432.page GMT