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WS BS S T W A LD SV

7 0 7 7 7 93 12 -

Wargear:
Combat boots and fatigues

Special rules

Round house kick:
Twice during Chuck Noris's player turn, and three times during his opponent's turn, Chuck may attempt to perform a roundhouse kick. He must first take a Psychic test*. If passed all all enemy units, and any household pets take a S10 hit until they are destroyed.g

God in human form:
Any wounds allocated to Chuck are Ignored. The dice used when determining Chuck's wounds must also be melted down.

*Having LD 12, Chuck will pass all Psychic tests, however he may still roll a snake eyes, or Double twelve, resulting in Perils of the warp, which he is immune to.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1151006.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1151006.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats WS should be 11.

THOUSAND.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1151013.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1151013.page GMT Re:Chuck Noris Stats BS what were you thinking, have you not watched any of his other Vietnam movies, or the delta force movie. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1151523.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1151523.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1151678.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1151678.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats
Considering that we are talking about chuck Norris, I would say he seems a bit underpowered. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1151703.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1151703.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152125.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152125.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152129.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152129.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152644.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152644.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

Skinnattittar wrote:Chuck Norris fights for Justice and Honor. He is his own army and needs no point cost.

Yeah, seeing as by T2 most armies would have no dice, just a giant pile of multi-colored goo :(]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152712.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152712.page GMT Re:Chuck Noris Stats ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152725.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152725.page GMT Re:Chuck Noris Stats GW will never validate these rules.

They said they'd never make rules for the Emperor

.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152783.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152783.page GMT Re:Chuck Noris Stats

Gold tooth Jerry wrote:no BS what were you thinking, have you not watched any of his other Vietnam movies, or the delta force movie.

YES, I HAVE, BUT HES MUCH MORE GLORIOUS IN CLOSE COMBAT.
BESIDES, HIS ROUND HOUSE KICK REQUIRES NO BS TO USE......]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152868.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152868.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats BS. Say Chuck sees Bob standing there 100 feet away. He just roundhouse kicks a wormhole into existance, sending his foot into it, into an alternate dimension where Bob is standing right where his foot is.

The alternate Bob is hit so hard by the kick, he is erased from the multiverse, ending the real-world Bob that was standing 100 feet away.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152944.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1152944.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

Xenith wrote:Thread fail. You spelled Chuck Norris incorrectly.

Some people don't have the guts to properly utter Chuck Norris' proper name, for fear of angering him directly if they do not fully appreciate what Chuck Norris is. They are most wise in that decision.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1153057.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1153057.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats
Im trying to decide to do wither the chopping hands config, or just one chopping hand and the other holder a remote controlled necron carrying 2 barrels of whiskey and snake venom (i love modeling).

He is also mounted on a dreadnought base as that will be his kill zone.

For his rules though, he should be fast (move 12 inches, assault 12 inches), relentless (so he could use his roundhouse kick) and also have eternal warrior.

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The 'all powerful guy' joke has been exploited on too many already:
Chuck Norris
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin
Bear Grylls
Bakkies Botha
Tendai 'the beast' Mtawarira
Kenny Williams
Sly Marbo
The Guy from Punisher Warzone
Castrogiovanni

The list is endless. Norris is dead.

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adielubbe wrote:Chuck Norris sucks so much. Please move on. That joke is so old.
Norris deserves no stats, he is a has-been.

The 'all powerful guy' joke has been exploited on too many already:
Chuck Norris
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin
Bear Grylls
Bakkies Botha
Tendai 'the beast' Mtawarira
Kenny Williams
Sly Marbo
The Guy from Punisher Warzone
Castrogiovanni

The list is endless. Norris is dead.

It's true. Much like the "Now and Zen" brand shirts, Chuck NorRis was funny and now the jokes are just.. Meh. Hey, look. Another Chuck NorRis joke. Move along...

The jokes are truly old...

I will bet a stack of cash someone replies to this with a Chuck NorRis joke.

Rico.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1153465.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1153465.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

Skinnattittar wrote:Wounds inflicted upon Chuck Norris? That seems mighty optimistic. You don't hurt Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hurts you...

Young sir forgets, that the master was once a student.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqxnhmeMdJ4

(Chuck should only ever have one wound, Bruce took the rest, with that said though, Chuck should only ever loose that wound by rolling a natural 7 on a d:6.)]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1153548.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1153548.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats
@ the dissenters : Its not to make you roll up laughing, but smirk and roll your eyes. It's called "being silly," much like the idea of spending hours painting little warriors and then playing games with them. It's all quite silly, really.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1153665.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1153665.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1153963.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1153963.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

paulguise wrote: Its good for chuckle (no Chuck joke intended).

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1154000.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1154000.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1154658.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1154658.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats
ws,bs,s,t,w,i,a,ld,sv- N/A

Special rules: Victory]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1159675.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1159675.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1159732.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1159732.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

Ripister wrote:I dislike you for starting this thread. End of Story.

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EzeKK wrote:

Ripister wrote:I dislike you for starting this thread. End of Story.

Ohh BOOO HOOOO. Cry me a river.
If you don't like this thread, then you didn't have to read it.
If you don't like me, then tough. I'm lordrevege and I say that Dakka is a place for people to get together and talk about 40k (or another tabletop games) not for people like you, who have nothing better to do then complain and whine. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1159940.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1159940.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1162577.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1162577.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1162964.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1162964.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats 40k simply by poking all the other players causing them to die]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1172435.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1172435.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats
Yes. Chuck Norris- too much to cover in just one forum post. See Wiki.
No. Vin Diesel- Stumbled after the girl died and accendently became leader of the NECROs...would have cried but his eyes were fracked up.
No. Steve Irwin- Died.
No. Bear Grylls- Eats own poo. NEXT!
No. Bakkies Botha- Who the **** is this? NEXT!
No. Tendai 'the beast' Mtawarira - busy writing death poem. NEXT!
No. Kenny Williams- Didn't he write country western songs? NEXT!
No. Sly Marbo- Sly? Seriously? A nickname like 'Sly'? NEXT!
No. The Guy from Punisher Warzone Almost died, and had entire family die. Cried about it.
No. Castrogiovanni- Has name with castration in it. NEXT!
]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1175948.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1175948.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats lol. The other SA lock's better, he's just massive. The last one's an Italian rugby player.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1178122.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1178122.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1178155.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1178155.page GMT Re:Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1178719.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1178719.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

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EVEN Nowhere isn't safe from Chuck Norris.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1179626.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1179626.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats 40k is safe ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1180190.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1180190.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

Brock Lesnar could end Norris - FACT!!!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1180363.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1180363.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1181484.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1181484.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

jamunition wrote:Who is Chuck Norris?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1181599.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1181599.page GMT Re:Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1184895.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1184895.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1186750.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1186750.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

shas'o vera wrote:not even nowhere is safe from chuck norris

Hahhhahahhha]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1205038.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1205038.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats
he should have adjustable heads and stuffs.

they should also make a kevin Rudd fanatics squad, for aussies.

I feel a thread comming on...]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1208573.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1208573.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

lordrevege wrote:PTS 777
*Having LD 12, Chuck will pass all Psychic tests, however he may still roll a snake eyes, or Double twelve, resulting in Perils of the warp, which he is immune to.

I lol`ed

And his stats are rigged, they are supposed to be 10

Also, he should be the entire army. Chuck Norris fights for himself

Chuck Norris went to Virgins Isles. When he left, they had to re-name it Isles

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StarGate wrote: HEy whats Under Chuck Norris Beard???

A roundhouse kick to your face.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1210504.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1210504.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats

StarGate wrote: HEy whats Under Chuck Norris Beard???

Only another fist...]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1210984.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1210984.page GMT Chuck Noris Stats http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1212850.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/267836/1212850.page GMT