<![CDATA[Latest posts for the thread "Someone hide the can opener...."]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/54.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net Someone hide the can opener.... Elton John is claiming Jesus was Gay

So, before the more nutty members of soceity get hold of this, I thought we might like to lampoon Mr Dwight, for clearly being a Fruity old Fruitcake who, despite in the same article claims that 'Fame attracts nutters' manages to make himself sound just as nutty as those he claims to fear.

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He's nuts in that truly eccentric British way where it's impossible to be offended by it.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349843.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349843.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....
God I cannot wait to read the Westboro webpage following this. £10 says they declare a Jihad on him! And £20 says Mr Phelp's head will asplode in misplaced homophobic rage!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349850.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349850.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....
Edit to censor. Apparently a certain compound word avoids the dakka filter.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349854.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349854.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....
Pastor Fred, he wishes Gay's dead.

Fruitloop that one. And just know he's so far in the closet he has rental accomodation in Narnia.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349856.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349856.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....

(I'm insanely liberal on gay rights, but I belong to a fairly fundie Christian church. The cognitive dissonance is staggering)]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349858.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349858.page GMT Someone hide the can opener.... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349860.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349860.page GMT Someone hide the can opener.... The more women for the rest of us.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349889.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1349889.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....
loki old fart wrote:The more men that fancy other men.
The more women for the rest of us.


You can have em ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1350508.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1350508.page GMT Someone hide the can opener.... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1350633.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1350633.page GMT Re:Someone hide the can opener....
In the interview, the singer also said he did not like being a celebrity any more because "fame attracts lunatics".

"Princess Diana, Gianni Versace, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, all dead. Two of them shot outside their houses. None of this would have happened if they hadn't been famous. I never had a bodyguard, ever, until Gianni died," he said.


The number of celebrities shot by fans compared to the number that were not seems to skew his argument a bit. In fact, I can think several non-famous people who have been shot. Wait, does he know that non-celebrities can die as well, often in unfortunate ways? That might explain it. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351679.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351679.page GMT Someone hide the can opener.... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351748.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351748.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....
I wonder what his next "controversy" will be?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351780.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351780.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....
Monster Rain wrote:I'm noticing that Elton John likes to say something stupid every couple years.

I wonder what his next "controversy" will be?


That he's shagged Katie Price? Well everyone else has...]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351840.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351840.page GMT Someone hide the can opener.... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351851.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351851.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:He's having Peter Andre's lovechild?


That would be one fething ugly child.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351856.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351856.page GMT Someone hide the can opener.... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351863.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351863.page GMT Re:Someone hide the can opener....

Her first one wasn't much of a looker either really.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351914.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351914.page GMT Someone hide the can opener.... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351925.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1351925.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....


But it does seem like someone is saying to her: 'Don't reproduce, whatever you do'. Have you SEEN the clip of her OTHER kids?

Harvey's the looker of the bunch. Poor little bugger.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1352129.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1352129.page GMT Someone hide the can opener.... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1352146.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1352146.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....
she had her moments (but I can't post most of those on dakka for reasons of nippleage) but as is the fate of everyone initially famous for their looks, it all goes pear-shaped* very very quickly


*was going to say tits-up, but considering the subject...]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1352684.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1352684.page GMT Someone hide the can opener....
chaplaingrabthar wrote:Jordan/Katie Price pic:

she had her moments (but I can't post most of those on dakka for reasons of nippleage) but as is the fate of everyone initially famous for their looks, it all goes pear-shaped* very very quickly


*was going to say tits-up, but considering the subject...


I'd say pair shaped. (groan),

Blackadder]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1384811.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/280245/1384811.page GMT