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So you've been defeated.....

mwnciboo — GMT

So you've been defeated by an enemy force? What term do you use to describe your defeat?

Were you "Steam Rollered" by a Imperial Guard Tank force?
Were you "Consumed by the Hive" ?
Were you "bloodied" by the Blood angels?

Inspiration for this came from my FLGS when a young man of approx 12 years old, annihilated his Ork opposition with his Crimson Fist Army and in the rapture of victory shouted these immortal words (with absolutely no comprehension of the alternative context)....

"YOU GOT FISTED!"

I swear I nearly passed a kidney.....

Post your howlers here for others to appreciate!

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Kurgash — GMT

I got bugs in my system!

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wuestenfux — GMT

Mobbed-up by Orks?

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Keldon_Uk — GMT

Humped by the hive mind?

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Captain Shrike — GMT

slamed by slanesh

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JSK-Fox — GMT

YOU GOT PURPLE NURGLED! (Nurgle)
I guess your army is left in the 'Dark'. (Dark Angels)

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Ratbarf — GMT

Shamed by Slaanesh.

Flashed by the creepers in dresses. (Dark Angels)

KHAAAAN! (White Scars)

I just got turned in to very gauche furniture. (Khorne)

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Morgrim — GMT

Passage to Commorragh.

"Come, we have such delights to show you..."

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Skarshak — GMT

Absolutly written off by those oh so pesky Nids!

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mwnciboo — GMT

Skull F***ed by Khorne?

Gang R*ped by Slannesh?

Stomped by the Green skins?

Talked to death by the Bloody Word Bearers! (Seriously Lorgar is worse than a bloody politician.....Word Bearers just really make my d*ck itch.....)

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Deff Rider Warboss — GMT

Terminated by Terminators

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wuestenfux — GMT

Skinned by Berzerkers.

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Kasrkin Jack — GMT

You got bea-CREEEEEEEEEED!!

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Sasori — GMT

Kasrkin Jack wrote:You got bea-CREEEEEEEEEED!!

The fist one is still the best, but this was pretty awesome. I was laughing hard for quite a bit.

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Lemming eater — GMT

Flayed by flayed ones?

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Shadowbrand — GMT

You got fried by the sisters of battle.

You gonna get tenderly loved by the dark eldar tonight.

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Lord of battles — GMT

Your yard was just dumped on by the wolves!

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Jollydevil — GMT

Well, i usually go with "wow, you suck man."

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Skinned by the green skins works too though.

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Hoodwink — GMT

Just look at your opponent after winning with nids and simply say....

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Or "Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me chewing on your bones"

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Skizzik_NZ — GMT

Creamed by Khorne...(mmmm)

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Captain Shrike — GMT

Deff Rider Warboss wrote:Terminated by Terminators

or YOU JUSS GOT TERMINATED BEOTCH

I'm gonna use it seeing as my 2500pt army list has 25 termies, not including lysander

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Lord of Kaith — GMT

"Good game" usually.

Or, if they were a bad player, I say,

"Good game."

Or, if they were a good player but lost,

"Good game."

Or, if they were a kid and were new,

"Good game."

Or, if they lost for some weird, unexplainable reason,

"Good game."

Or, if they were a sore loser,

"Good game."

Or, if they cheated and still lost,

"IN YOUR FACE SUCKER! TOLD YA THAT WOULDN'T HELP! THAT'S RIGHT, CRY! YOU LOST, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!"

Usually, at least.

Well, I stopped that one after the manager didn't like it.

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TheBlackVanguard — GMT

Deff Rider Warboss wrote:Terminated by Terminators

MWUWHAHAHAHAHAH

gang raped by orks.

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IggyEssEmManlyMan — GMT

Necrons:

[in an auhnold voice]Hasta la vista, baby.

Orks:

They opened a Kan of whoopass on me.

Dark Eldar:

We raped you.
I just got raped.

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Terminus — GMT

I go on the internet and start flame threads about how cheesy the army is that I lost to, while ruthlessly crushing threads that say the same thing about mine.

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Deff Rider Warboss — GMT

I3itch Slapped by a Dreadnought! >.<

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Captain Shrike — GMT

Another fer slann:

You just got titty twisted>.<

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mwnciboo — GMT

After a very bad session against a terminator missile launcher

"You got Cycloned"

The best one of all time has to be :-

"EXTERMINATUS"

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JSK-Fox — GMT

Against Blood Angels:
I guess you are just having a period of losses. (If this is too nasty, then sorry mates.)

Against Dark Angels:
Your troops are hanging with the angels.

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The Power Cosmic — GMT

The one thing you're all missing is to play the following video after you say them:

Try it, it makes every one better.

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Exarch_Nektel — GMT

Eaten by Eldar (wait, what?)

or in general:

"would you like some pasta with that sauce?"

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Ultrafool — GMT

Torn up a new one. By the Flesh Tearers

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epil — GMT

with my plague marines i say, "You felt the pain"
when i loose i say, "we felt the pain"
in reference to the feel no pain rule obviously

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Corvus — GMT

"Just wait till we get our new Codex" - I play Necrons

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Commissar Agro — GMT

mwnciboo wrote:"YOU GOT FISTED!"

That made my day!

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Katavus — GMT

I just got plastered and you still have enough gak to gak the cra* out of me in the next game. IG

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WarWizard91 — GMT

Resistance is futile- necrons

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mwnciboo — GMT

Bled to the verge of death by the Dark Eldar

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Superscope — GMT

If we leg it... we can fight again another day

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Altanis — GMT

Mauled by Marines
Crippled by chaos
Neutralized by Necrons
Ground by the Guard
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM- Nids

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Grey Templar — GMT

after beating someone with sisters of battle say....you want some ice to go with that burn

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Thaanos — GMT

In regards to The Power Cosmic's response;
Might I ask "Who" have you been playing?