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<![CDATA[Latest posts for the thread "Bad first impressions"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/54.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net Bad first impressions so tell me about ur guy's bad first impressions

to start off Ill share one of mine.

alright so the first time I went over to my girlfriends house to watch movies with her sister and her cousins, my girlfriend had asked me to bring over the movie "Halloween" the rob zombie version. and I forgot just how much sex and nudity there was in it, which unfortunately her cousins and older sister of 1 year and my girlfriend aren't a fan of hahaha, so now after watching that movie (more like stopped it 3/4's of the way) my girlfriends older sister thinks Im some sort of "sex fiend" and is afraid of letting her date me, so my Gf and I have been dating in secret and its been making things difficult when we want to hang out, nevertheless knowing that we attend different highschool which are about a 10-15 minute drive away.

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I was about 17 at the time and true to form was intent on chasing anything with boobs and a pulse, after a few regretable drunken encounters where I has gone home with princess Leia and woken up with Jabba the Hut, I decided it was time to find myself a steady girlfriend.
This is when I met Gemma (not her real name, obviously!) she was lovely, had a massive pair of hooters and an obliging nature

. However her parents were strict Catholics so there was to be no staying over and no funny business before marriage. Also, I was living with my mum at the time and as I hadn't been going out with Gemma for long. I wanted the first time she met my mum to for a nice meal and not as I led her upstairs for a good seeing to.
So after several rushed fumbles at the bus stop or in a secluded area of the park I decided that we would creep back to my place late one night after mother had gone up to bed.
Now with the stealth skills that only a drunken pair of horny teenagers can posses we crept into the front room with noise discipline a Tanith scout would have been proud of. After about 15 minutes I became aware of some noise comming from the kitchen, I didn't really pay any attention to it as I was too busy enjoying Gemma's special skills, this was a big mistake as 2 minutes later the front room door opened as my mum popped her head in to say hello only to be confronted by her beloved son playing hide the sausage in some strange girls mouth. With the coolness only a dissaproving mother can muster she uttered "So, you must be Gemma then" both of us were frozen but Gemma managed to mumble "Sorry", Mum then said "Don't talk with your mouth full dear" before shutting the door and heading back to bed.

So that was my mums first impression of my girlfriend of the next 2 years

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Oh well. That was nearly 15 years ago now that I think about it. That's scary in and of itself!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1514742.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1514742.page GMT Bad first impressions Was an interesting interview and we had a good laugh about it after I'd gotten the job. I guess it really wasn't a bad impression after all.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1514753.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1514753.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions

Mine? That would probably have to be my buddy's ex-girlfriend's mum. We were about 17 and on a company camping trip at Knouff Lake, a fishing resort just outside town. We're all good and drunk, and my buddy's been shooting the **** with this girl all evening trying to win her over. We had to wrap up the night at 11:00. So my buddy, being the most inebriated, and thus wisest of the three of us guys, decides to pee out the fire. Well, right after he dropped his pants, her mum came around the corner of the opposite path and got a full frontal. Being that he's already in mid-stream, he just lets out an akward "Um... Hi? I'm not a bad person you know..."

I thought I was going to puke right there just from laughing so hard.

She was also my worst second-impression too. She drove her daughter over to hang out with the same three of us a few weeks later, and arrived only to catch us in the act of drawing giant schlongs all over the neighbor's Corolla with dry-erase markers

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squilverine wrote:Not really a first impression I made but a funny story so I'll tell it anyway...

Mum then said "Don't talk with your mouth full dear" before shutting the door and heading back to bed.

So that was my mums first impression of my girlfriend of the next 2 years

Dude! Your moms awesome!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1514942.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1514942.page GMT Bad first impressions "Dude, congrats, she's hot as hell, i'd spank the hell out of that sweet @ss".
At which moment the DJ thinks of changing the song, which made about 1-2 seconds of silence, of course the girl hearing exactly the part with "spank the hell out of her ass". However, it was ok after that, and she still reminds me of it every now ad then

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Monster Rain wrote:I met my buddy's girlfriend while I was out of my mind on mushrooms. I had a lovely impression of her, but somehow she thought I was some sort of drug user! Can you believe that?

Oh well. That was nearly 15 years ago now that I think about it. That's scary in and of itself!

Oh such fun times with those...

The first time I met one of my friends girlfriends, I was completely convinced that she was made of lego. She didn't like me cause I tried to chip of a piece... xD

Anyway.. bad impressions... yea I got nuthin.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515045.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515045.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions
I worked there for almost 2 years and people would still randomly ask me questions about my religion and such. It was pretty awkward the whole time ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515076.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515076.page GMT Bad first impressions
"Uh, I need to take the day off..."

'Why?'

"Muslim stuff. Islam. I have Islamic things to do."

'Oh sure thing, take a week!']]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515107.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515107.page GMT Bad first impressions
"Can't, Muslim business."

"Oh, gak."

I would totally do this if it wouldn't jeopardize my career. I would absolutely love convincing people that a long-haired white kid from the Chicago suburbs, with a love of fitted shirts and extramarital sex, was a Muslim.

Anyway, first impressions:

I applied for a job at a reasonably prestigious international association that didn't quite align with my understanding of state interest. That is to say, it was a group focused on the advocacy of US support for Israel. Everything went well, got a phone interview, second phone interview, and eventually passed the background check (basically a review of my publication history). After that process was complete a final, panel interview was scheduled for the following week. This was to involve distinguished donors and board members.

In that interceding week I was to attend a conference on the role of US foreign policy in the Middle East. Mostly just sitting around, and listening to old men debate, or give presentations followed by a comped bar social which is the real meat of the event. I attend this social, obviously, and I'm one of maybe 5 young professionals looking to make connections with the old guard. I get a drink, and begin to wander through the crowd; eventually taking a seat at a table surrounded by men discussing Israel and Iran. Long story short, I jump into the debate by indicating that everyone is treating the US as an extension of the Israel when it comes to the proper response to Iranian nuclear weapons, and that this is a mistake given the political climate of that former nation. An older gentleman take exception to this, and begins talking about how the US electorate favors the support of Israel. This argument goes on for some time, and ends with a fair amount of bitterness.

A few days later I walk into my panel interview only to find that the elderly gentleman is the process chair. He unceremoniously tells me to get the feth out.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515118.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515118.page GMT Bad first impressions ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515146.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515146.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions

so I was at my dorms a few years ago, and in all of the rooms their are refrigerators. some of them open from the right, and some from the left. Me, my buddy who lived upstairs (we were in his room), his ex girlfriend from awhile back, and her friend were all sitting around the table with a bong, I had just met them. This was back in the day when I still did the reefers. Well, I get up to obtain a beverage from the fridge, and I notice, (I already knew but I was stonetarded), that his fridge opens opposite of mine. So I say "huhuh dude nice down syndrome fridge....stupid door...".....

I hear dead silence...

I peek my head around the wall and they are all wide-eyed. My buddy is shaking his head...

"what?..." I say... "it's not like anybody has a down syndrome kid here......" (I assumed, we were all under 22 at the time)..

My buddies eyes get wider....

his ex DID have a very sweet and adorable DS kid...(whom I met later)

we are cool now, and I apologized profusely....but...feth.....I would have crammed BOTH of my feet into my mouth and swallowed, if I was able to do so.....

and you know, I was just being stoned....I am usually a very thoughtful, polite person, with terrific people skills......

moral?

always be aware of your surroundings....]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515268.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515268.page GMT Bad first impressions http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515275.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515275.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515279.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515279.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515318.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515318.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions

metallifan wrote:Yea. Catholic Girlfriend story would've been funnier if it was a Sunday though, being that they aren't supposed to eat meat on those days

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IG_urban wrote:where did you hear that? (I was raised very loose/liberal catholic.....does not apply anymore, but I know whats up) it's fridays you cant eat meat, and that's during Lent, before Easter...

Huh. I always thought I remembered hearing Sunday as the day Catholics couldn't eat meat. Either way, there's a day in there

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metallifan wrote:

IG_urban wrote:where did you hear that? (I was raised very loose/liberal catholic.....does not apply anymore, but I know whats up) it's fridays you cant eat meat, and that's during Lent, before Easter...

Huh. I always thought I remembered hearing Sunday as the day Catholics couldn't eat meat. Either way, there's a day in there

IIRC,before the second Ecuminical Council eating meat on Friday was not allowed,it was changed to no meat on Friday during lent.

As for bad first impressions,I've made them with the parent(s) of every single girl/woman I have ever dated/married...I have no idea why.

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FITZZ wrote:
As for bad first impressions,I've made them with the parent(s) of every single girl/woman I have ever dated/married...I have no idea why.

Same here. Althogh, no dates yet.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515598.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515598.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions

lord of the ghosts wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
As for bad first impressions,I've made them with the parent(s) of every single girl/woman I have ever dated/married...I have no idea why.

Same here. Althogh, no dates yet.

It's not that I don't understand,especialy in my teenage/20 something years...I meen,if a 6 foot plus guy with a fething mohawk & dressed in leather showed up to pick up your daughter....what would you think?
And,unfortunatly,even in my "later" years,I still had/have a big problem with "speaking my mind",wich tends to rub some people the wrong way.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515613.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515613.page GMT Bad first impressions
They were quite a forgiving bunch though and the BF is now my stepfather and his family seem to have forgotten the whole incident. I did feel terrible the next day however (and not just due to the hangover). ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515615.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515615.page GMT Bad first impressions
Just as that happened his(and her) mother showed up with the car window down. She picked them up and drove off giving me a dirty stare while my other friends laughed their ass off.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515728.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1515728.page GMT Bad first impressions
I was 16.

Anyway, the joke was on them because I puked orange stuff ALL OVER her Auntie's brand new white couch (which cost a couple of grand, apparently) at the end of the night. They tossed my arse out onto the street, and the whole family started fighting amongst themselves - like, properly fighting! Her Mum STILL doesn't speak to her Auntie to this day, 12 years later!

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At the time, I was a drug addict, and she actually had caught me smoking weed.

I basically broke down (I had been trying to get off, but I couldn't) and she pulled me out of my addiction.

Strange how bad things gets you that one nice girl with the chest hams ^.^]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1516841.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1516841.page GMT Bad first impressions http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1516944.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1516944.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions
Fast forward about 6 years to when i meet my husband's parents for the first time. They were talking about politics and how if the government becomes anymore controlling we'll segregate people into a prison society for disagreeing with the government. and I pipe up and say "OOh like Escape from New York". I think they probably still think I'm a little bit flaky. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1516981.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1516981.page GMT Bad first impressions
/twitch

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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Black lipstick...

/twitch

Stompa approves this message.

You're creepy.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517136.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517136.page GMT Bad first impressions

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

MeanGreenStompa wrote:Black lipstick...

/twitch

Stompa approves this message.

You're creepy.

Oh please, you were posting with us in the "how to hug" thread. Your right to call others creepy has been revoked

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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

MeanGreenStompa wrote:Black lipstick...

/twitch

Stompa approves this message.

You're creepy.

Says the boy making Lady Gaga 40k minis...

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I've either come across as incredible arrogant, incredibly ignorant, full of mindless rage (it's not mindless dammit!), or have come across as a future serial killer.

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Emperors Faithful wrote:I've always viewed you as the latter. Just for the record.

Same here.

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Emperors Faithful wrote:I've always viewed you as the latter. Just for the record.

Most people tend to give me that as well, so you aren't alone.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517246.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517246.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions
Do I win a prize for spotting 2/4?

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metallifan wrote:I find you to be a rage-filled, future serial killer.

Do I win a prize for spotting 2/4?

No, because you don't find me to be an arrogant, ignorant, rage filled future serial killer.
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metallifan wrote:Oh. Well maybe that's because you haven't come across as arrogant or ignorant yet. Except when it comes to housepaint. CLEARLY if you're painting your living room like a Grey Knight, the walls would be silver with red trim, being that the Grey Knights' primary colour is silver!

Unless it's painted in Non Metallic Metal (bit of an oxymoron, I know.), in which case the armor looks more white/gray then silver.
There was an article on the GW website about it, I don't think they ahve it up anymore.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517315.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517315.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517326.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517326.page GMT Bad first impressions IMO their polished steel.

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metallifan wrote:I consider them silver/metallic. And you'd go blind very quickly in a metallic living room, even if it was extremely GRIMDARK

Eh, to each his own.

Personally, I'd prefer a Vostroyan living room paint scheme.

Red walls, bronze socket covers, plenty of wood furniture. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517353.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517353.page GMT Re:Bad first impressions

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

metallifan wrote:I consider them silver/metallic. And you'd go blind very quickly in a metallic living room, even if it was extremely GRIMDARK

Eh, to each his own.

Personally, I'd prefer a Vostroyan living room paint scheme.

Red walls, bronze socket covers, plenty of wood furniture.

Now see, that's a palette I could live with

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Also thinking up great BS lies can get you out of alot of tight spots. I was speeding once, and was pulled over. Not wanting a ticket, I immediately sit all weird and tense in the car, the cop notices how weird Im sitting and asks what the matter is. I proceed to tell him I ate some bad food last night, and have been gaking like crazy all morning. I was going back home from the hospital and was about to crap my pants something fierce. He let me go I kid you not. I I was crying I was laughing so damn hard.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517790.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517790.page GMT Bad first impressions http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517814.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1517814.page GMT Bad first impressions
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Bad first impressions...in my first ever interview for an admin job...... was so green on the looking for job scene it devolved into talking about 40k with my interviewer....you know things are bad if I'm in my happy zone at a job interview talking about Chaos and Greenstuff.

It's not just bad, it's really sad... ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1524806.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/291125/1524806.page GMT Bad first impressions

Ratbarf wrote:If thats true, I think I may owe you a bacon sandwich.

Total truth. 100% no bs on that one lol. I figured, he cant write me a bigger ticket for saying I had to pooh.

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Black Blow Fly wrote:Wow just wow. The younger generation.

:(

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