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AV Club wrote:
by Sean O'Neal July 16, 2010

According to Deadline, Will Smith is attached to produce and star in The Legend Of Cain, “an epic re-telling of the Biblical sibling tale, this time with a vampiric twist.” "Vampiric twist." Oh, you mean the way it attaches itself to the most oversaturated trend of the Willennium and sucks it absolutely dry? Or did you mean the way that reading that logline—and knowing that, no matter what we say, it’ll probably make a gakload of money—drains us of all our lifeforce and makes us want to crawl into a coffin? What sort of “vampiric twist” are you talking about, Big Willie?


I always thought the Old Testament had a distinct lack of vampires.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1755674.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1755674.page GMT Will Smith to make Bible more awesome http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1755679.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1755679.page GMT Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
dogma wrote:So, basically The Bible by White Wolf featuring Will Smith?


Win!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1755690.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1755690.page GMT Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
dogma wrote:So, basically The Bible by White Wolf featuring Will Smith?


Let us hope so.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1755734.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1755734.page GMT Will Smith to make Bible more awesome http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759010.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759010.page GMT Will Smith to make Bible more awesome http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759022.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759022.page GMT Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Cain was supposed to be Immortal and all would know him by his sparkly skin and love of nerdy teen girls.

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Master Llyons wrote:
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Cain was supposed to be Immortal and all would know him by his sparkly skin and love of nerdy teen girls.

win


Okay..... Well I am hpoing for a movie were ALL the gakkers in the bibel get horridly slaugthered by a bunch of ravagin vikings with chainsaws. And buring a few hundered politicans in the background while doing so ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759150.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759150.page GMT Will Smith to make Bible more awesome

But I agree, it also needs Vikings.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759161.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759161.page GMT Will Smith to make Bible more awesome http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759175.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759175.page GMT Will Smith to make Bible more awesome HD than this up-coming biblical fail.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759461.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/305986/1759461.page GMT