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One of my personal favs, is I told an interviewer that I was muslim so I couldnt shave my beard for religious reasons. It worked out perfectly and I worked at said establishment for 2 years with 0 hassle.

So get going DAKKA, share your lies]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803208.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803208.page GMT You Lying DOGS!
He's eight now, and still believed me last time I talked to him.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803287.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803287.page GMT You Lying DOGS! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803306.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803306.page GMT You Lying DOGS!
"No."

"Do you think my sister is prettier than me?"

"No."

"Where were you on the night of June 12, 1994?"

"Not at Nicole Brown Simpson's house..."]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803507.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803507.page GMT Re:You Lying DOGS! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803629.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803629.page GMT You Lying DOGS!
Anyway, long story short i wrote to her when we were in Norway and told her he had perished in an Avalanche.

She bumped into him a few years later in Plymouth apparently. I wasnt there, but i heard she glassed him.

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When Harry Potter was first popular, I told my brother who is ten years younger than me that Harry Potter was based on a true story that actually took place in the United States rather than England, and that it had taken place 10 years previously. I told him that the guy I was dating at the time was Harry Potter and that he'd been placed in something called the Muggle Protection Program. My brother totally bought it, and told a few of his friends. No idea why I came up with the idea in the first place. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803689.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803689.page GMT Re:You Lying DOGS! lol.

*Me* that's not funny I have AIDS.

*Friend* Oh my god I AM SO SORRY D:!!!!!!!

*Me* lol no.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803809.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803809.page GMT You Lying DOGS! ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803985.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803985.page GMT You Lying DOGS!
Borrowed money from my older sister. Told her it was for Cigerettes.... Actually just needed the money to help but some D&D books.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803998.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1803998.page GMT You Lying DOGS! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804028.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804028.page GMT You Lying DOGS! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804042.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804042.page GMT You Lying DOGS!

chowderhead13 wrote:I love to convince people that I'm from Sydney, Australia. It's hilarious when they ask me all these questions, and I just make up stuff.

Now thats hilarious. I do something similar but to wait staff at restaurants. Its really fun when the waitress takes a break, and so the 15 minute replacement gets an Irishmen instead of the Frenchmen. I just know later they are talking about the cool foreign guy but arguing that he was Irish not French.

My oldest brother is named Corey, and had tight group of friends, that had a few of those annoying followers. Well they all convinced those annoying guys that my brother, was actually Corey Taylor from slipknot (obviously when they first came about) I thought it was hilarious those kids were just STOAKED to goto Corey Taylors house....even though he lived in his mothers basement

Its amazing how gullable people are.

Best call in to work though, I just REALLY wasnt feeling like going in, so I called and said "yea uh.... I just fell down the stairs so I cant make it into work and then hung up

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me: sorry I can't. I'm not registered to vote in this country.
girl: oh? where are you from?
me: Canada.
girl: You don't sound like you are from Canada.
me: You don't look like you are from southern California.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804361.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804361.page GMT You Lying DOGS!

KingCracker wrote:
Best call in to work though, I just REALLY wasnt feeling like going in, so I called and said "yea uh.... I just fell down the stairs so I cant make it into work and then hung up

I heard that one of the best ways to get out of work is to call in and say that you have diarrhea. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804447.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804447.page GMT Re:You Lying DOGS! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804457.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804457.page GMT You Lying DOGS!

Vladsimpaler wrote:

KingCracker wrote:
Best call in to work though, I just REALLY wasnt feeling like going in, so I called and said "yea uh.... I just fell down the stairs so I cant make it into work and then hung up

I heard that one of the best ways to get out of work is to call in and say that you have diarrhea.

"So, uh, I need to take a sick day."

"John, are you painting your mini's again? Your little dolls?"

"No, I'm not...I'm..."

"I'm not letting you take a sick day unless your actually sick."

"I have diarrhea."

"You have what."

"Diarrhea. Explosive."

"You're joking."

"Would I joke about my ass feeling like it's being licked by the flames of hell, as a torrent of the worst gak imaginable slipped forth from my bowels like a flood of pure, unquenchable hatred?"

"I get it do you really need to-"

"Do I need to joke as the once crisp, clean waters of my toilet bowl turn to a hellish mud, stained by what feels like half-formed child erupting from my ass?"

"I'm hanging up now."

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Stay classy, Dakka.
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Haddi wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Best call in to work though, I just REALLY wasnt feeling like going in, so I called and said "yea uh.... I just fell down the stairs so I cant make it into work and then hung up

I heard that one of the best ways to get out of work is to call in and say that you have diarrhea.

I lol'd.

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Flashman wrote:Hmm... I once told a friend that I was totally ok with him going out with a girl I liked and then took her into the toilets for good long pash. She didn't fancy him and needed a transgression to make him break up with her. Sadly she didn't fancy me either and the guy never spoke to me again. There's a lesson there somewhere...

yeah.. don't let a woman get between you and your Bros.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804830.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804830.page GMT You Lying DOGS!

helgrenze wrote:yeah.. don't let a woman get between you and your Bros.

I dunno, it was a good pash and she was pretty hot. Would you turn down a snog with say, Natalie Portman if it meant one less Christmas card to write?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804854.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804854.page GMT You Lying DOGS!

garret wrote:I managed to convince people i have eaten dolphin whale and monkey. Also i knew this girl who loved horse. convinced her i ate a horse too. People would always get upset.

You mean here?

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Lesson? Yeh. You sleep with your mates bird, you're a dick. Hows that?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804865.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804865.page GMT You Lying DOGS!

Flashman wrote:

helgrenze wrote:yeah.. don't let a woman get between you and your Bros.

I dunno, it was a good pash and she was pretty hot. Would you turn down a snog with say, Natalie Portman if it meant one less Christmas card to write?

Of course I would!

that said you could have just gone to said friend and lied about how bad it was and you saved him from making a horrid mistake as she would have gotten him all house-husband and never let him out to hang with his mates....]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804923.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1804923.page GMT You Lying DOGS! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805059.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805059.page GMT Re:You Lying DOGS! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805097.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805097.page GMT You Lying DOGS! WTF I was talking about. I lied yet more and said I thought a jammed finger was the same as a broken finger. I then decided that, all in all, it was not a rewarding experience, and that lying was not a good idea. I pretty much haven't lied since then, except for the odd "have you ever smoked pot" question on a work/money/important related document.

Pretty boring. Sorry if you just read that.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805518.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805518.page GMT You Lying DOGS!

KingCracker wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:I love to convince people that I'm from Sydney, Australia. It's hilarious when they ask me all these questions, and I just make up stuff.

I do this all the time.

"Wait, weren't you from sweden?"
"No, The Motherland is from where I hail. Now bring the Vodka, Wench!"

That one got me kicked out of a Dunkin Donuts!

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Phryxis wrote:I pretty much haven't lied since then.

You lying DOG!

I can't think of any story-worthy lies, although I do routinely tell my dentist that I make an honest effort to floss everyday.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805556.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805556.page GMT Re:You Lying DOGS!
I was at work once, I'd only been there an hour or 2 but I was sick of it so on my break I phoned my mate and told him to phone me back in about half an hour.

Half an hour later I'm next to my boss and my phone goes off, I answer and then start pretending to be really distressed, saying stuff like 'oh god how did that happen' 'did the ambulance get there in time' etc.
My boss is obviously a bit freaked out by all this so when I put the phone down I tell him my little brother fell down the stairs and has been taken to hospital but no one can get hold of my mum so I really need to get to the hospital, the boss says I should go virtually shooing me out the door.

I spent the day in a beer garden with my mates (buying a pint for the mate who helped me escape work naturally), next day I'm at work with a hangover that could slay a moose and my boss starts asking if my brother is ok- I almost asked him what the hell he was talking about before remembering my lie...of course a few days later my brother did get into an accident and I couldn't bloody use that as an excuse to get more time off work because the boss would have been somewhat suspicious as to how my bro injured himself in a hospital bed

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chowderhead13 wrote:I love to convince people that I'm from Sydney, Australia. It's hilarious when they ask me all these questions, and I just make up stuff.

I actually am, but I still make things up. Kangaroo mounted tours anyone?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805580.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805580.page GMT You Lying DOGS!

Arctik_Firangi wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:I love to convince people that I'm from Sydney, Australia. It's hilarious when they ask me all these questions, and I just make up stuff.

I actually am, but I still make things up. Kangaroo mounted tours anyone?

We Aussies love a good lie about our country. Most of what you hear is exaggerated or made-up to be honest.

Except Drop Bears. Those things are serious business.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805591.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1805591.page GMT You Lying DOGS! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1806031.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1806031.page GMT You Lying DOGS!
There you go, that's the biggest lie I've told!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1806046.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1806046.page GMT You Lying DOGS!

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Arctik_Firangi wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:I love to convince people that I'm from Sydney, Australia. It's hilarious when they ask me all these questions, and I just make up stuff.

I actually am, but I still make things up. Kangaroo mounted tours anyone?

We Aussies love a good lie about our country. Most of what you hear is exaggerated or made-up to be honest.

Except Drop Bears. Those things are serious business.

I am actually part Australian. My sado-masochistic grandmother is the one who likes to swear in polite company and beat me up. I would love to live on an island where everyone does that!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1806780.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1806780.page GMT You Lying DOGS! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1807264.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1807264.page GMT You Lying DOGS!
I told another I was just going to put the head in.....

You can guess the rest.

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Haddi wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Best call in to work though, I just REALLY wasnt feeling like going in, so I called and said "yea uh.... I just fell down the stairs so I cant make it into work and then hung up

I heard that one of the best ways to get out of work is to call in and say that you have diarrhea.

The only problem with what you sais, is it wont fit in a sig. That was hilarious. But seriously that excuse will get you out of a ticket. I used that one once on a cop that pulled me over going a bit too fast. I started squirming and figiting in my seat. I was laying it on and holding my breath it was great. The officer asked what the hell was wrong with me, and I told him I was on my way home and I must of had bad food or something because I had BAD Diarrhea all morning and was trying to get home ASAP so I could blow the toilet up. It worked like a charm. The guy went from hardass cop to OH GOD THAT SUCKS in a snap. You just REALLY gotta play it to get out of the ticket. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1811519.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1811519.page GMT Re:You Lying DOGS!

BTW, Drop Bears is serious business. Every year an average of 9 Park Rangers in Queensland alone are killed protecting wayward tourists and backpackers from their savage attacks. Don't disrespect their memory.

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Last year in the Cliffinghuff Mountains, out the back of Jarreldaree, my best mate had one tear a hole in the spare Tyre on the back of his 4wd. He actually kept the Tyre as a souvenir until a park ranger told him that they mark their kills with a special scent that they can track for hundreds of kilometers. He burned it in a steel drum and then buried what was left in his uncles backyard!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1815348.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/309144/1815348.page GMT You Lying DOGS!

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Arctik_Firangi wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:I love to convince people that I'm from Sydney, Australia. It's hilarious when they ask me all these questions, and I just make up stuff.

I actually am, but I still make things up. Kangaroo mounted tours anyone?

We Aussies love a good lie about our country. Most of what you hear is exaggerated or made-up to be honest.

Except Drop Bears. Those things are serious business.

I always wondered though is it true that you have "topless"

beaches in Australia?

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She fell for that so badly

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Wolf wrote:Ahh yes I remember I tricked osmone into thinking I was homeless, and lived on the streets, yet had a full time education new clothes and equipment, and money !

She fell for that so badly

Wow. Simply Wow. Reminds me of this lady a buddy of mine dated. She once asked how ALL THAT GAS fits into such a small gas pump. And was serious. I wonder if they are related

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