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				<description><![CDATA[ Top News stories of the hour....<br /> <br /> Donald Trump eyeing the White House for 2012.<br /> A killing.<br /> "Dancing with the Stars"<br /> Death.<br /> Royals Spend 30 million on Wedding...children continue to go hungry.<br /> Woman "phones in" her taxicab kidnapping experience.<br /> Clip of Obama DANCING at some summit meeting.<br /> A stabbing.<br /> Man shotguns TV after Bristol beats Brandy.  Standoff against police.<br /> Alchoholic/Caffeine beverage illegalised, after it "causes" college kid to kill himself.  Mom says "I know it caused his death"....because she's an expert.<br /> More Death.<br /> More "Dancing with the Stars".<br /> Charlie Sheen's latest drunken escapade.<br /> Gov't floods the economy with more printed cash....because it helped so much last time.<br /> Teen gets caught planning "columbine" style attack on school, pleads insanity.<br /> <br /> <br /> Half of that crap doesnt qualify as News.  The other half has you shaking your head at humanity.<br /> <br /> Natural Disaster...<br /> Alien Invasion...<br /> Zombie Apocolypse...<br /> <br /> Never was one of these things more needed than now.<br /> <br /> <br /> ]]></description>
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				<title>&quot;Watch the News or Pull out Fingernails&quot;....hand me the pliers please.</title>
				<description><![CDATA[ ... what are those from?<br /> <br /> Here's CNN's list:<br /> <br /> Myanmar's Suu Kyi unveils her vision<br /> 27 missing after New Zealand mine explosion<br /> South Korea: Engaging North a failure <br /> NATO to announce Afghan plans <br /> Thais recover thousands of fetuses <br /> Twitter CEO chides China for detention <br /> Bodies of Ohio boy, women found <br /> Barzee defends husband in Smart trial <br /> Rutgers student's name on anti-bully bill <br /> Parker Spitzer: Mortgage madness <br /> TSA lists myths, facts about pat-downs <br /> Missing F-22 pilot identified <br /> No extension for jobless benefits <br /> Miner rethinking marriage proposal <br /> First planet found beyond galaxy<br /> Ticker: Fox News chief's 'Nazi' apology <br /> Holloways await tests, truth | Initial tests: Bone is that of human <br /> Russell Brand talks wedding details <br /> 'Teen Mom' star charged with felonies <br /> When, where will royal couple wed? <br /> Man finds 'f*** you' on food receipt <br /> Century's most powerful women<br /> <br /> <br /> While sure, there's a lot of worthless trash here-- this includes the entertainment section which franly is worst part of any news agency-- there's also a lot of global affairs as well.]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:29:43]]> GMT</pubDate>
				<author><![CDATA[ Melissia]]></author>
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				<title>&quot;Watch the News or Pull out Fingernails&quot;....hand me the pliers please.</title>
				<description><![CDATA[ Queue the reason why having a 24-hour news channel makes it suck so hard. ]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Nov 2010 13:07:55]]> GMT</pubDate>
				<author><![CDATA[ juraigamer]]></author>
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