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If anyone fluent in this most mysterious of languages could help me decipher what this could mean then I would be eternally grapefruit.
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...Yeah, i'm quite bored right now...]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2459565.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2459565.page GMT I need someone who can speak Female! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2459574.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2459574.page GMT I need someone who can speak Female!
Things to take note on the date:

- Eye contact. Where is she looking when she's talking to you?
- Posture. Is she more open by being more "upfront" or more reserved and pulled back?

I might be forgetting some others that some more experienced Dakka members should fill in on
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Should be easier if I see her tomorrow.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460088.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460088.page GMT I need someone who can speak Female!
Avatar 720 wrote:Body language is hard to read over the internet

Should be easier if I see her tomorrow.


You asked her out over the internet?

*Slaps Avatar 720* BAD! NO! DON'T DO IT AGAIN! *rubs Avatar 720's nose in it*]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460124.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460124.page GMT I need someone who can speak Female!
Avatar 720 wrote:Body language is hard to read over the internet

Should be easier if I see her tomorrow.


Quick! I need a big Ork for the proper amount of facepalm!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460279.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460279.page GMT I need someone who can speak Female!
Amaya wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:Body language is hard to read over the internet

Should be easier if I see her tomorrow.


Quick! I need a big Ork for the proper amount of facepalm!

I found a Gundam.

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Don't you know the rules?!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460322.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460322.page GMT I need someone who can speak Female!
Amaya wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:Body language is hard to read over the internet

Should be easier if I see her tomorrow.


Quick! I need a big Ork for the proper amount of facepalm!






enough facepalm?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460349.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460349.page GMT Re:I need someone who can speak Female!
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You'll know if you've got a chance with her after the 11th minute.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460486.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460486.page GMT Re:I need someone who can speak Female!
Amaya wrote:Is it wrong that I'm 23 and still like that show somewhat?


Not really. It, along with Jimmy Ntron, is the best show of today.

Now, is it sad that I knew exactly what episode that was just with the initial frame of the video?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460537.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460537.page GMT I need someone who can speak Female! However I would also have recognised the episode.
Watched the baseball ep afterwards but not seen that one before.



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Deadshane1 wrote:Within the first 10 min of the date, show her your junk.


Make sure you say something romantic, like:

"Are you gonna this or what?"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460555.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460555.page GMT I need someone who can speak Female! Devil Jay 2: [appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your d*** out, but we bitch-slapped that motherf***** and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip boy...
[Both devils disappear]
Angel Jay: [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Jesus loves the little children...
[Stops singing]
Angel Jay: Oh sorry I'm late. So what's the deal here?
[looks down at Jay's erection]
Angel Jay: Oh s***! Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your d*** at that fine piece of woman, are you?
[Jay nods. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]
Angel Jay: Tell you what... Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your d*** out.
[Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Silent Bob shakes his head]
Angel Jay: That's it boy, put the d*** down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bulls***'s gonna work for this one. Be smooth. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta beat the s*** out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Remember: Don't pull your d*** out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG...
[disappears]
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Bastion of romantic guidance since NEVER.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460897.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460897.page GMT I need someone who can speak Female!

Monster Rain wrote:
Deadshane1 wrote:Within the first 10 min of the date, show her your junk.


Make sure you say something romantic, like:

"Are you gonna this or what?"


mattyrm wrote:Say something romantic like

"Get yer gums around me plums"

She will be putty in your hands.. honest!


Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Walk over and say, "I'm Rich"

Tell me if you're single after that



Vladsimpaler wrote:Tell her that you would go gay for her









srs


Perkustin wrote:Just punch her in the face, she might like it..... Failing that stick your willy in her drink when shes gone to the toilet, then when she comes back say you needed to cool it down cos it couldn't take her lady heat... Infact dont do that, it only works if your manhood is impressively tiny like mine.



But seriously body language would be what gives it away the most. That's why asking over stuff like MSN and throwing down your favorite emoticon doesn't work. If it was in person they could be genuinely uninteresting or maybe just a little shy. The more important thing is that asking here won't get you anywhere, the person you should be asking is them not a bunch of relative strangers on the internet.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460923.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2460923.page GMT I need someone who can speak Female! Have now come to the conclusion that anyone asking for personal advice on Dakka deserves everything they get.

Dear Marge
My laundry is dirty and I feel compelled to air it in the most public of places, and be exposed to the most cruel torment and ridicule!
What should I do?
Yours
Anxious,
Deepstick-in-the-Mire

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"I need someone who can speak Female!"



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Back off and wait at least a month before trying again.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2461225.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/347486/2461225.page GMT