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1. If you were a color, what would you be?
2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?
3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?
4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?
5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?
6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?


Ill leave it to 6. So start the discussion. And by all means, if someones answers strike a cord with you, please feel free to ask for further WTF on it. Its part of the fun.


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1. If you were a color, what would you be?
Id easily be a brown color. Possibly a camo tan or dark camo tan.
2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?
Goro. I would look like Goro, but with a beard to rival the gods!
3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?
I say yes. But only if there is a big enough ice ramp for them to take off.
4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?
It looks like an arrow. So yes. Its real.
5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?
Yankee Bear
6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?
Concrete. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629307.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629307.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629317.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629317.page GMT Re:The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629325.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629325.page GMT Re:The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! 2. Someone actually able to manage my check book, or lizard skinned.
3. No. Too many raisins, causing all kinds of engine problems. they opt for the bus.
4. yes, but unable to be seen with the naked eye.
5. Silent but violent!
6. Salad. seriuosly, my diet is fraking horrible. it would really be a drastic change....
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alarmingrick wrote:
6. Salad. seriuosly, my diet is fraking horrible. it would really be a drastic change....



This made me laugh pretty good. I used to have an awful diet as well. I started eating healthy and exercising and in the first month I dropped a good amount of weight. And again, that was mainly just from the eating change.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629379.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629379.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza!
1. If you were a color, what would you be?...See Sig

2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?...Oddly enough...I belive I may be part of an experiment gone wrong...

3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?...Nope,the penguins drown in a sea of raisins as the cold laughter of Sun Maid echos through the world.

4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?...No Clearly this is the first in a series of new questions.
5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?..." Girlfriend is 1/8th Jew bear"

6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack? ....I'd eat every single new Grey Knight mini GW can produce....just on the chances that it will stop the sea of " EEEK Grey KNights!!" threads.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629409.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629409.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! -Purple. Not only is it my favorite, but it symbolizes Royalty.

2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?
-I suppose that would depend on the experiment, wouldn't it?

3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?
-No, Penguins will remain the oddball cousin of the Avian family no one talks to due to swimming while being unable to fly.

4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?
-Due to it being the fourth question, it would have to be Question #4.

5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?
-Goldfish. Because no one ever expects Goldfishes to be scary, and then one shows up and POW!

6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?
-Clowns. Or maybe Clouds.... No, Definately Clouds, they are fluffy, and taste of butter.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629452.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629452.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza!
KingCracker wrote:
1. If you were a color, what would you be?
2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?
3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?
4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?
5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?
6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?


1. Green
2. Probably a rage filled monster of some kind
3. No, however the penguins don't know this and go extinct due to comical attempts to fly over ravines.
i. Nope, four isn't a real number
5. Corpsey Mcdead
6. c4]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629470.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629470.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza!
corpsesarefun wrote: 6. c4


Gives a whole new meaning to explosive diarrhea!!! ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629491.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629491.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza!
alarmingrick wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote: 6. c4


Gives a whole new meaning to explosive diarrhea!!!


Hence the handle "Corpsey McDead.." ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629505.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629505.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza!
FITZZ wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote: 6. c4


Gives a whole new meaning to explosive diarrhea!!!


Hence the handle "Corpsey McDead.."


First (and last!) human S**t bomb! he'd leave a lasting impression! ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629516.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629516.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! 2.Some cripple who can do crazy stuff with his mind.
3. No, now they want revenge against nature and have started a holy war. Every zoo is shut down due to fear over sleeper cells, but the penguins use Argentina as a launching point for their flightless-bird laden missiles, which take over 63% of the world's capitol cities.
4. Viewing number four changes its state of matter. Before viewing number four, it was both number four and not number four at the same time.
5. Cinders, for burning everything in sight.
6. Matches. Oh wait, I've already done that once... uh, how's about powdered flint, so I'd gak sparks?
(if you're wondering why, you can chew on match heads, and the nitrogen(I think) in them makes your sweat somewhat mosquito-repellent). ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629535.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2629535.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! Red

2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into? Man Plus. But 1/4 size.

3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly? There's an app for that.

4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5? Yes, unless it's inside a box, in which case it's in a state of quantum uncertainty.

5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be? Ace. Smoke me a kipper, skipper - I'll be back for breakfast.

6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack? Trampolines. Bouncy bouncy. Mmm, such a good time.

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1. If I were a colour, I'd be either Purple or Grey. A greyish purple, maybe.
2. If I were part of an experiment gone wrong, I'd turn into a Chaos Spawn in a Black Sabbath T-shirt.
3. The golden raisins act like buckshot ripping through the flesh of every animated life form. Penguins are the worst hit. Only the red mist where their bodies once were fly.
4. 4 exists about as much as 5 or 6.
5. Obergruppenfuhrer Ernst "Ivan Jaeger" von Khornholio.
6. Cat turds.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2630422.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2630422.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza!
KingCracker wrote:
1. If you were a color, what would you be?
2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?
3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?
4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?
5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?
6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?


1. Navy Blue.

2. Wilford Brimley.

3. No. They are all killed by raisins falling at hypersonic velocity.

4. 4 is a concept of association. It exists in the same sense that the concept of "chair" does.

5. Scrooge McDuck

6. Rare, first issue comic books.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2630471.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2630471.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza!
2.Charlie Sheen

3.Yes

4.Number don't exist.

5.Calm Like a Bomb

6.Carmex]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2630541.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2630541.page GMT Re:The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! 1. If you were a color, what would you be?
I would totally be green with a smidge of blue running through.

2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?
We are an evolutionary backwater anyways but I would probably end up with bits of me in various jars, tubes and machines I would recombine a bit like Frankensteins Monster only more handsome than I was before, but with no mojo..

3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?
In act act of desperation, to avoid golden raisins travelling at the speed of..raisins..Penguins get smart, real fast, and try to get into the air by the comedy means of a giant elastic band. They fail.

4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?
I have a red bicycle.

5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?
Bill Cinders - I'm British we don't have bad ass names we just do bad ass things.

6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?
Dahl, all the frikkin time with a side of uncooked, dry super noodles.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2630778.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2630778.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza!
KingCracker wrote:1. If you were a color, what would you be?
2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?
3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?
4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?
5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?
6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?


1. Blue
2. Immortal/invincible
3. No they continue to be as they normally are, there are just a lot of raisins around the place
4. Yep I'm pretty sure 4 has the possibility of existing as that's how many coconuts a tyrannosaurus eats in a day
5. " " cause that's all they'd get to say.
6. Air?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2632096.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2632096.page GMT Re:The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza!
1. If you were a color, what would you be?

A colour.

2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?

A person who could move objects with the power of his hand. And sometimes foot.

3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?

I might very well ask you the same question...

4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?

It's the Chinese number of death, that much I know...

5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?

'Big Bird'.

6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?

Robert Louis Stevenson.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2632351.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2632351.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza!
KingCracker wrote:1. If you were a color, what would you be?

Awesome Blueberry colour.
KingCracker wrote:2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?

A human, most likely. Can you imagine it? I'd have pink skin and five fingers...ewww...
KingCracker wrote:3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?

Probably not.
KingCracker wrote:4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?

Yes. No. Maybe.
KingCracker wrote:5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?

'Captain Firepants'.
KingCracker wrote:6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?

Paper.
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1. If you were a color, what would you be?

Yellow, just my fave colour, I have a real hard time not taking Wargaming armies based around this colour.

2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?

A woman, seriously. What your mind's blown, apologies, but thats my answer and I'm sticking with it.

3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?

This one makes me think. 'I no speaky the English' and back away with a large grin.

4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?

So wait I skip question five?

5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?

'Smokes McKenzie' because in a war zone I'd need to start somking just to keep some kind of sanity.

6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?

Chillies, can't stand them, way to hot for my tastes.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2632417.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2632417.page GMT Re:The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! Green

2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?
me again, id be so disappointed...

3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?
No, but due to the penguins changing their diet to solely raisins, they all die out of horrible 'softened stool syndrome'

4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?
No, Yes respectively

6. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?
Devil Dog

7. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?
unripe, fresh green coffee beans

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Albatross - Congrats you are the first to get 1 of 6 questions correct. Except its color, why do you Brits always gotta spell words wrong ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2633720.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2633720.page GMT Re:The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! 2. A victim, of course.
3. With the sun gone there would be no light, so who could tell if they flew or not?
4. This is the fourth entry, and a wasted opportunity.
5. Hexenpanzer
6. Pencils]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2633876.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2633876.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! 2) I would probably turn into dead, yeah, I would definitely be dead.
3) Yes, raisins are like nature's batteries. If we power up the penguins with sun raisins, imagine the possibilities!
4) No, its an arbritary representation of an amount of an actual item. Math is actually abstract as well.
5) 'Treads' due to the fact that I would drive a sherman so well that I would've driven past all of the Nazi's and run over Adolf Hitler all on my own.
6) Antifreeze popsicles. Anything stubborn enough to have 'anti' in its name deserves to have what its supposed to not do done to it(freeze antifreeze, make antimatter matter) and eaten.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2634040.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/357978/2634040.page GMT The fantastically random KC questionnaire extravaganza! I would like to be black, with appropriately placed gunmetal and hazard stripe details. However given my luck I would probably end up being beige :(

2. If you were part of an experiment gone wrong, what would you turn into?
Hopefully something like one of the x-men, more likely a mound of ash with a pair of smouldering shoes in it.

3. The sun explodes, but instead of Earths death, we are showered with golden raisins. Can penguins finally fly?
Of course, they could always fly to begin with, they just haven't decided whether humans deserve to know that yet!

4. Does the number 4 well and truly exist? Or is this actually question number 5?
Depends on your academic background, for me, numbers don't really exist, just a set of elements and a suitable function are all I need baby

5. Your a WW2 veteran. And a total badass. What would your badass nick name be?
Zero, because I like the way it rolls off the tongue!

6. If you went insane and started eating non normal things, what would be your favorite snack?
People...
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