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Toyhammer!

ineptus astartes — GMT

hey folks! I am considering running a toyhammer RPG where YOU are the possession of a nerd who wakes up one day to find you lot rampaging about the house

all factions are availeble but there may be a player limit.

so! I am exited! this is the first internet RP I will be running, hope it's popular.

(NOTE: some importent battles ARE decided with dice)

there will be only five SM chapters. (the groups have banded together in a crusade led by, --insert experienced player such as WARORK, darkvoid, gorskar,
Lord Harrab Scrazza Ect. here-- the chapter will be chosen by the force commanders (five of them. if you would like to be a force commander the five slots are limited so grab them quick) just one thing. no Blood Angels or White Scars. At all.

the sisters of battle (if there are players) will we led by a cannoness

another thing: it would please be helpful if the overall army commanders were fairly experienced players

rules:

1:you may not kill another persons charachter or major NPCs. (unless you are allowed to.)

2:you will start in a predesignated room.

3: there is only one faction leader for each group and so the first players will get the most flexibility

4: Dakka is encouraged

5: act like your faction. if you are a space marine (this means you black templar) dont go getting buddy buddy with the xenos

6: it would be appreciated if the faction leaders were played by experienced role-players

7: the dogs are invincible anti-mini machines (no killing them they are going to be named after my real dogs).

8: if you die you are welcome to return as another character.

9:all factions must submit to the almighty nerd!

10: the environment has consequences. Example: someone meltas my TV antenne. I go berserk

11: I play the nerd-god.

12:no godding (but hey, its me. so minor godding is OK)

13: no blowing up people (normal sized ones)

14: the faction leaders have the privilege to choose their factions starting room.

15: each post must be 100 words or more (more is better)

16: one titan of the scout class per faction if they have the unit.

17: rules are meant to be bent. a lot.

forces:

GM (ineptus astartes)

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WARORK:

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Trollpie:

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Devestator:

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Kasrkai:

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yeroc500:

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lord commissar klimino

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when I get the PMs from everyone else they will be listed here too.

charachter sheets:

Character: Marneus Calgar Junior
Height: 4cm
Weapons: twin power fists
Age: 6 months
Info: made before Finecast, Happy to be made.

Player: Darkvoidof40k

Character: Kaldor Draigo

Height (in centimetres): 3.2

Weapons/gear: Rediculously overpowered Draigo stuff

Age: A few months

Summary: An awesome metal model, he is proud because he isn't made of crappy resin.

Player: Kasrkai

Character: Anthony Zelcar

Height: 3cm

War Gear: Dual Hellpistols, Krak grenades OR Sharpened Nail, Snap Dragons.

Age: 1.5 Years.

Story: Anthony is a heavily modified Cadian Stormtrooper. Bought and painted by Mark, he was never destined for play. Like so many other miniatures, he was shelved and forgotten. Now he has come real and wants to fight in the name of Brown Throne (Recliner Chair).

Player: Devastator
Character: Stg. Harker
height (in centimetres) 3
weapons/gear: Shotgun,Chainsword, Flak armor, Frag/krak granades, Demo-charge
age: 10 months
summary: Cadian shock trooper

Player: Werid Boy(ork Player)
Character: Gorgrot Waagrim
height: 4cm
Weapons/gear:Combat weapon, Psychic powers
age: 3 years
Summary: The Nerd enjoyed reading about Orks humour and dialogue so after long thoughts. He thought it was wise to spend money on a wierdboy but the weirdboy kept blowing himself up so Mark stopped feilding him

ork area (left yard)

Word bearers area (front yard)

iron warriors area (roof)

Moat minis eye view

minis eye view. den (yarrick)

right side yard

Mark's room

Re:Toyhammer!

ineptus astartes — GMT

the rooms are based off of my house in maryland so

living room. (couch, two chairs, bookshlef, staircase)

dining room. (tabl, bookshelf, plants, christmas tree when it is christmas.)

porch/sunroom (round table two couches, recliner.)

kitchen (contains rec room entrance, fridge, island built into the wall, entrance to the backyard)

backyard (a damn big never mowed jungle with a garden on thefar side and shrew infested firewood aroun the pine tree in the cornor, there is a permanent desert of bleak hard dirt for about three metres wich is bordered by the garden on one side [note, the garden foliage is really thick] and a trench on the other)

BASMENT

rec room (treadmill, TV, lower bathroom laundry room pantry/boiler rooms are connected to this as well as the garage

SECOND STORY

guest beroom/gaming room. (40k table. ambush ally table, force on force table.)

my bedroom (bed, desk, computer, fan, wardrobe.)

office. (desk, computer, bed.)

bathroom (...)

the house:

front yard (big tree, stone wall, [cliffs] cherry blossom tree, two backyard entrances hedgdes

Please don't attach non wargaming images to Dakka, Thanks.

Nice house though.
Reds8n

Toyhammer!

*sigh* everyone has done nothing but say it should be different.

let me point it out to you that this is a 40k thing. not a 'lego wars' it would just be too hard to get into character for everyone concerned, there would be too many factions and the whole thing would tangle up and die

Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:and I am working on those descriptions darko, they will be up soon

Good to here.

While your username lacks capital letters, mine does not. Please remember this.

Yours truely, Dakka's resident Grammar Nazi.

Toyhammer!

Darkvoidof40k — GMT

TrollPie wrote:We could have a recruitment thread, a thread for each faction (whole codices, not individual forces, e.g. Imperial Guard as a whole rather than Darkvoid's Forces) and a thread for battles. Battles could revolve around using creativity-you could say that you blow up a cupboard to get the guys inside, but risk annoying the humans. Alternatively, they could shoot flamers through it but on a 5+ they set fire to the carpet. Alliances could be created between two forces, however one force may have different enemies to another and infighting could start. And dogs could be involved when there's lots of loud noises.
Not with real models obviously, just internet discussion and dice rolling. Just an idea.

ineptus astartes wrote:sure. I dont know how to post maps to dakka though

(the bathrooms are in the basement and the second floor you need to climb stairs to get their. the only TV is in the basment as well)

little temple to shiva/vishnu/bramah that my nepali grandparents made in a cupboard

ineptus astartes wrote:nice. roaches are a pain. bout the size of surfboards to those guys right?

Just throwing in some action for my guys until someone wants me for their Guard army. I don't like having a big army, so I just stuck with 6 REALLY skilled and tough guys. That OK?

Toyhammer!

TrollPie — GMT

Kasrkai wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:nice. roaches are a pain. bout the size of surfboards to those guys right?

Just throwing in some action for my guys until someone wants me for their Guard army. I don't like having a big army, so I just stuck with 6 REALLY skilled and tough guys. That OK?

ineptus astartes wrote:RUN KASR! RUN!

(funny thing is,if you look at my troops,my island is still very well defended while he is completely overpowered )

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Kasrkai — GMT

"... firing first, and not giving peace a chance." Anthony pulled his team back even further. For all there preaching of peace, the Tau were some of the worst foes, unless of course you were a Space Marine. He looked desperately for an exit, when he saw the hole. He imagined it was a tunnel some pest had made. He calmed down and turned to his men.

"Alright, here's the deal. We can make a stand and hope the Guard Regiment arrives to help, or we can try for that tunnel.

Jeremy piped in this time.

"I vote the tunnel, sir. If it leads anywhere, it leads to everywhere. Remember, like in the trenches of Kethes IV? Took me days to burn out the damn bugs."

The others nodded their agreement, and Anthony gave the order. One by one, his Stormtroopers, best of the best, piled into the hole to run. He himself jumped in as Leo paused. Leo then turned and started:

"You know what? Feth you Tau, talking about peace and gak with big ass guns pointed at our heads. You can take those railguns, and shove 'em up the hole and pull the trigger! HA!"

He then piled in the hole after Anthony. That would call for some disciplinary action.

Toyhammer!

Kasrkai — GMT

lord commissar klimino wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:RUN KASR! RUN!

(funny thing is,if you look at my troops,my island is still very well defended while he is completely overpowered )

ineptus astartes wrote:who are you again?

ineptus astartes wrote:(you are gonna have to edit your post troll, Mark does not know what grey's anatomy is, and there is only five angry marines. the angriest and five angry termies)

ineptus astartes wrote:(you seem to be ignoring the US rangers hat just said hi, klimono...)

(erm...i never saw that,ill add another post.....)

Toyhammer!

ineptus astartes — GMT

good, good. (now lets see how you deal with an imperiator-man..)

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

Lord Kaldor Draigo fixed his diamond-hard gaze upon the great beast that now held him in an unescapable grasp. "Daemon! I hereby commend your blasphemous soul back to the warp!" He shouted as he raised his arm and emptied his entire clip of Storm Bolter ammunition at point-blank range into the giant Daemon's face.

(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

as vios force was about to leave to go meet their potential allies,he noticed some humans very nearby. "oh,sorry i didnt see you,been busy as of late..now,what do you want?"

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)

(look back,all of us ave done this.sometimes you cant post 100 words,so if you cant its ok just do it when you can. )

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Kasrkai — GMT

Upon the sofa sat the Kasrkin of the 312th Cadian. Leo's missing arm had been replaced, fitted with a small chain blade. His accuracy may suffer, but Orks would no longer be a nightmare. They all took this opportunity of solitude to mourn the passing of Derick. He wasn't a bad soldier, nor an excellent one. He gave what he had never shirked.

"Well, enough of this. Jeremy, find a way to charge our packs. Sitting on them isn't the quickest way, mind you."

All the men began to drop their packs, but Jeremy didn't even move. He had been laying upon one of the INCREDIBLY SUPER COZY PILLOWS, apparently attempting to get some sleep, despite the short nap earlier. He absently pointed to the lamp upon the coffee table, just in-front of the sofa.

"Just put 'em under there."

Anthony grabbed his pack and threw it up in the air where it landed just short of Jeremy's face.

"You put them there."

He grabbed the other packs and tossed them one by one, trying each time to land a good hit on the kids face.

The last one made it.

Jeremy grunted at the pain of the pack's impact, then moaned as he grabbed the packs and dragged them with him over the INCREDIBLY SUPER COZY PILLOW.

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Kasrkai — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)

Doesn't apply to conversation.

Re:Toyhammer!

Darkvoidof40k — GMT

Kasrkai wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)

Doesn't apply to conversation.

you forgot the green tide slamming into said 'crons...

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:you forgot the green tide slamming into said 'crons...

(im going with he is caught up in the chaos of war and plus seeing his own men arrive on the complete other side of the enemy lines kinda distracts form that,ya know? plus you ninja'd me and thats not very nice. ill go add in alittle,wont be much though.)

Toyhammer!

ineptus astartes — GMT

I cant really control ninja'ing

Toyhammer!

ineptus astartes — GMT

monolith one…destroyed…monolith two….functional…flux arc: powering: target class…stormblade…>flux arc…>firing.
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target status…/destroyed/…biologicals living…commander…

lord status…arrived…entering personal combat with…guard commander…

Toyhammer!

ineptus astartes — GMT

Mark looked out of his window and into a scene of carnage. Peering out further he said.“What are-NECRONS?” he almost screamed. “phillip walked in. “what is with you with all this damn shou-HOLY FETH! NECRONS!”

Within a minute, they had loaded up their gear and opened the door. mark had a nail gun and his fire poker. Along with a pair of water balloons filled with Lysol, and a bag that had sevral swearing minis inside

. Phillip had a water gun that was filled with the same fluid, as well as a golf club and a can of RAID.
When he looked at the battle raging all over the yard he wished he hadn’t sent his dogs to his mom’s house for the time. Selecting a Lysol balloon he flung it at the nearest of the tree monoliths, but a stray gauss flare removed the balloon bit and sent volatile fluids all over both armies.

Then it began to rain…

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Kasrkai — GMT

Anthony found the remote to the massive vid-screen, and selected a channel called "Disney". The screen lit up to the antics of several children of questionable sexuality.

Re:Toyhammer!

Darkvoidof40k — GMT

Kasrkai wrote:Anthony found the remote to the massive vid-screen, and selected a channel called "Disney". The screen lit up to the antics of several children of questionable sexuality.

My friend, you win three internets.

Toyhammer!

ineptus astartes — GMT

I wonder if you would make elmer fudd a saint for his 'purging of the long-eared xenos'

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Kasrkai — GMT

As he grew disinterested in the children in make-up, he pushed the 'up' button on the remote, where he entered a channel called "Boomerang". This show contained a strange bald man, short, with a melta gun and commissar cap. The character looked to the screen and put his finger to his lips.

"SSHHHHHHHHHHHHH." he intoned. "I'm hunting Hewitics!". Thomas groaned. "What are we wat-" that was as far as he got, as Anthony's fist planted firmly into the man's face.

"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILE THE COMMISSAR IS WORKING."

The commissar on the screen approached a hole, wherein a Chaos Marine with unusual horns appeared, munching on a strange vegetable.

"EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh" he said, "WHATS UP COM-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-". Whatever he said was drowned out by the screaming from his vox, as he melted via the commissar's melta gun.

Anthony liked this show.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

(I'm glad that I have no idea what you're on about Kas)

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ineptus astartes — GMT

HA! (nice interpreting of bugs bunny)

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:HA! (nice interpreting of bugs bunny)

Can I be a DAS Dread?

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

ChaosLordSam wrote:Can I be a DAS Dread?

But it's nerd culture. The art of fapping, to not be embarressed to walk in to a Games Workshop, to repeatedly stuff cheetos in our mouths and somehow manage to stay fat despite most of the stuff being spat all over the people we talk to! We nerds are a proud people and we will NOT be put down.

Toyhammer!

Darkvoidof40k — GMT

TrollPie wrote:But it's nerd culture. The art of fapping, to not be embarressed to walk in to a Games Workshop, to repeatedly stuff cheetos in our mouths and somehow manage to stay fat despite most of the stuff being spat all over the people we talk to! We nerds are a proud people and we will NOT be put down.

-looks at chicken avatar-

Uh-huh.

Toyhammer!

yeroc500 — GMT

I`m listening to fallout music so yes I`m a nerd, but i aint fat.

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

yeroc500 wrote:Hey i might be a nerd, but i aint fat.

yeah! you racist! im skinny!too skinny!

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yeroc500 — GMT

oops sorry. My computer spasmed.

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TrollPie — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
TrollPie wrote:But it's nerd culture. The art of fapping, to not be embarressed to walk in to a Games Workshop, to repeatedly stuff cheetos in our mouths and somehow manage to stay fat despite most of the stuff being spat all over the people we talk to! We nerds are a proud people and we will NOT be put down.

-looks at chicken avatar-

Uh-huh.

yeroc500 wrote:OC: Hey he hasnt posted therefore I have either gotten there when he is commencing or right before he attacks.

I call shenanigans on that, I've been trying to come up with a decent post for a while (I've been typing for a while and my power went off before I could finish...) and then you come in and just say that you're back, now this is the finale until we get to the new house so just hold on....

Toyhammer!

ineptus astartes — GMT

yeah. WARORK gets to do at least some damage before you arrive. (dont worry you all get to pick your rooms in the new one. they will have pics showen)

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WARORK93 — GMT

Edit: Darn these tabs...

And so the combined forces of the Tanith and the Kriegsguard set out, but they were not alone in this. A coalition pact had been made between the guard and the allied forces, in a meeting, they all determined that while the titans were gone, it was the perfect time to dispatch the scheming heretics that were obviously planning something. The companies of the Tanith and the Kriegers set out in the Valkyrie gunships which were escorted by a Vulture. They were supported by a few Chinooks which held anybody the Valkyries couldn't fit and those were escorted by an AH-64 Apache.

And so the air armada made its way through the huge chambers of the hive, but as they passed a transparent barrier that separated the outside wastes from the inside, Mkarth saw something that made him order the flight land short of their objective. He saw figures in yellow armor, busily trying to break through the walls of the hive in very crude manners. Mkarth had the Valkyrie blast a big enough hole through the barrier at ground level for the figures to come back into the hive.

"WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THAT AIR POWER?!?!?" The leader asked loudly.

"Going to kill us some heretics boyo! Care to join us, or are you too busy killing bricks?" Mkarth shot.

"F*** THAT! THOSE BIG S*** TITANS SAID NO!" The leader came back.

"Any ideas on how we can convince these guys?" Mkarth asked

"Lemme handle em, sir." Feygor said rather haughtily. He leaned out of the Valkyrie and yelled in his most mocking tone. "Hey Yellow Jackets! Those heretics just wanted us to tell you they like the way your primarch wears pink power armor!"

"F****** WHAT?!?!?!" Came the reply, followed by all the marines shouting and storming off towards the garage. Feygor gave a thumbs up to Mkarth.

"Works every time." He said with a grin. Mkarth signaled for the air fleet to move outside.

"We're not following them sir?" Doyl asked.

"We'll meet em in the middle, we got some other stuff to do first." Mkarth said. The first stop was the Krieg trenches where the bodies were left where they lay. A pit was dug and the bodies placed inside, not before being stripped of all gear and placed in bags. There was a short moment of silence accompanied by the pipes of Milo and then from the sky the Valkyries and the gunships purged the former Krieg base of where the orks had set up their camp. All the orky machines of war that were not taken with them with the titans were blown up. Reports were that some of the orks had taken shelter in the jungle too so that was purged with fire as well. Outside was also found where the heretics had begun making tunnels not unlike the Kriegers had been. Teams equipped with explosives went down and were attacked by daemons which took heavy casualties, luckily for the guard, the Tanith and Kriegers had a large amount of flamers and eventually the tunnels were purged, the Hades drill was found and hauled out of the tunnels. This took a while the daemons that filled the tunnels were hard to push through but it was eventually done.

"Easy when they're not around." Mkarth grinned.

The assembled group eventually made it into the garage where they found the Angry Marines absolutely tearing up the place and in mortal combat with the daemonic forces. Mkarth and the junior Krieg officer looked at each other, shrugged, and charged in with bayonets fixed and guns blazing, their men behind them. Explosions flared, walls came crumbling down, all manners of vehicles were blown up. The guard forces managed to retrieve many vehicles taken by the heretics from the kriegers and most notably a single Tau tank which had been looted as well. They used the gunships to haul the loot away. The battle pitched and raged and the chaos forces were eventually driven back to their giant construct, it appeared to the guard to be a giant tank or siege engine, there was no way they could let it be used. Their fire was ineffectual however, as the thing was massively armored.

"We have to get through that thing's armor!" Mkarth yelled. The junior Krieg officer was already on it, he boarded the Hades drill and led a charge into the siege engine's flank. The drill cut through it and burrowed in, followed by the remaining kriegers. While all this was happening, guard specialists were setting up charges all over the garage.

"Today we wipe this foul treachery from this hive!" Mkarth yelled as the other guardsmen cheered him on. The Tanith fought their way out of the garage and back to their transports just as a car filled with chaos marines pulled up in the driveway. The Tanith laughed and jeered as they flew away back into the house...

And then the garage exploded...

Plumes of fire shot out from tons of explosives and the entire construct came tumbling down in a great heap, burying the chaos base, the kriegers, and the Angry Marines with it.

"FIRST AND ONLY!!!" Was the cheer as the Tanith landed back at the allied encampment and the celebrations began. Mkarth watched from afar as his men shared drinks with pilots and other soldiers, he smiled and sighed holding up the cap that he had picked up, it had belonged to the junior Krieg officer who he'd never gotten a name from and who'd taken on the siege construct with the drill. Mkarth smiled and set the cap high up on a cliff face on top of a lasgun wichi had its bayonet stuck into the ground. Mkarth saluted the memorial and marched away...

Toyhammer!

I half support yerocs call

the orks will be fine

and your forces are going to half to be halved, War, the battle was costly.

(yeroc. you would have lost the base anyways we are moving. dont worry, you can get first pick of a nw base)

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ineptus astartes — GMT

EVENT

Half of his house was in ruins and he tanith were dragged out from somewhere. The angry marines had been found saying “WHEN WE FIND THOES GUARD F***ERS, WE’L RIP THEM APART!”

The HAZMAT team had been called and the tanith were bolted away in a massive trunk. With all their gear confiscated down to their pants. Mark was living an a rented RV for the time being and would be moving to his parents house in Nepal, where they no longer were, having moved out but kept the house.
Mark was furious, the chaos marines were even more so. They had destroyed every valkiry that the tanith owned, and a newly bought forgeworld warhound had to be bought to cull them. The orks were upset over losing a percent of their forces, and the Tau were mad that their base had collapsed

as a pity call. Mark had bought sevral sets of CSM and was waiting to paint them until when he got to nepal

They were boarding a Korean air flight tomorrow…

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WARORK93 — GMT

yeroc500 wrote:I call OP. Daemons not only have invulnerable saves, but hack and slash imperial guard up, and my greater daemons would truly do huge damage. And even marines are hard pressed at close range. Plus Darioq isnt stupid. Neither is Kol-Badar. There are traps, and a central tunnel destruction system. I dont know why you guys are attacking me, and plus the whole event would have taken over eight hours, with all of what you said. I mean the ork forces would have been about an hour, the tunnel action would be another three-four hours, plus stripping the bodies another hour, the getting the drill out another 30 and transportation another 30, oh and dont forget the huge whole for the dead another 30. The whole thing would have been only half way though the whole thing when Marduk got back. From the time I used from references, would have been at least 5 hours. So I call gak. And the tank itself had weapons on it too.

Oh hush why don't you? The only invulnerable saves we're playing here are in Mark's tourney otherwise we're going by fluff...Your greater dameons I hope would be with you and I hope that you'd also have a lot of your other daemons with you as part of your army...

Most of your army was gone, be happy I put what I did because I was planning on going through the whole thing unscathed before...You don't know why guard are attacking chaos? Hmmm, that takes a while to figure out...the event would not have taken eight hours, the Valkyries could probably make it from one part of the house to the other within a minute or so, coupled with the fact that we have somewhere around 220 men working together with air assets (150 Tanith and 70 Kriegers) I think the time from when you left to when you got back was completely justified and probably didn't take much more than two hours besides it was a frakkin 40k tourney, how long do those usually take?

I call shenanigans on your shenanigans...

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

(you missed some stuff WARORK...)

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ineptus astartes — GMT

so I rest my point.

but war. you lost about 60 men.

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WARORK93 — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:so I rest my point.

but war. you lost about 60 men.

Yeah, all of them Kriegsmen that nobody bothered to kill until I did...

Valkyries weren't mine either... -shrugs-

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ineptus astartes — GMT

OK...maybe...15 tanith dead cuz I expect that they were at the rear. but the daemons can pop up anywhere

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ineptus astartes — GMT

everyone seen the event?

please post airport-inside-luggage RPS

commanders are in marks bag and can talk to him or wander around the seat (if they want to get in trouble)

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WARORK93 — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:OK...maybe...15 tanith dead cuz I expect that they were at the rear. but the daemons can pop up anywhere

ineptus astartes wrote:While Draigo was playing tic-tac-toe with one of his termies.

"Psycannon, Force Sword, Bolter.."

"Psycannon!"
"Force Sword!"

"Victory! None can defeat me!"
"Bollucks to you, Draigo."

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TrollPie — GMT

An indignant cry erupted from Mark's bag as Yarrick struggled to escape. Seconds later, his head popped out of the zipper and he yelled at Mark.
"Couldn't you poke a few airholes in that thing? I could barely breathe!" Marduk looked back.
"Shhhh! We're watching a movie!" Mkarth was next to him, apparently in a state of ceasefire. Yarrick noticed some odd orange food next to him; insinctively, he grabbed it and downed the entire thing. He hadn't eaten in ages.
However, as he bit down he found the thing to be rock hard.
"Damn! Stupid peanut!" He yelled, and fell back in to the bag.
"Damn, that hurt my back...ouch. That was-" Before he could finish, he heard a low growl from the cornor of the bag, and the scuttling of tiny feet. He knew that sound.
"Emporer help us all..." he muttered, as dozens of Gaunts lead by a monstrous Tervigon emerged from the shadows.
"Err, guys," he called to the other commanders, "little help here?"

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"how many tervies are IN there?' asked mark and shook the bag

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:"how many tervies are IN there?' asked mark and shook the bag

Uh oh........ Well my version is not necissary so it can go.

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WARORK93 — GMT

lord commissar klimino wrote:wtf? we have 3 versions of the same story!?!??

OOC: Its a pretty simple fix, one happened after the other (just try not to overdo it.) Vio shot the sword, then Mark put him in the bag, then Marduk pulls his Aquaman telepathy trick...

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yeroc500 — GMT

Its definetly a chaos trick. Thank you very much.

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:wtf? we have 3 versions of the same story!?!??

OOC: Its a pretty simple fix, one happened after the other (just try not to overdo it.) Vio shot the sword, then Mark put him in the bag, then Marduk pulls his Aquaman telepathy trick...

erm,ok. just ninjaing going on 3 times it seems...not a good sign.

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WARORK93 — GMT

lord commissar klimino wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:wtf? we have 3 versions of the same story!?!??

OOC: Its a pretty simple fix, one happened after the other (just try not to overdo it.) Vio shot the sword, then Mark put him in the bag, then Marduk pulls his Aquaman telepathy trick...

erm,ok. just ninjaing going on 3 times it seems...not a good sign.

OOC: Well maybe this wouldn't happen if we'd wait for others to RP before you write a single sentence up and post that and end up getting something silly...

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ineptus astartes — GMT

they all happen at the same time

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

Putting him in the bag - I expected that. But the other two are stupid. You can't just shoot a sword out of someones power-armoured hand and your crazy Chaos-mind-tricks that shouldn't technically work as there is no warp would have no affect on Draigo anyway.

Not powergaming, just pointing out what's what.

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WARORK93 — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Putting him in the bag - I expected that. But the other two are stupid. You can't just shoot a sword out of someones power-armoured hand and your crazy Chaos-mind-tricks that shouldn't technically work as there is no warp would have no affect on Draigo anyway.

Not powergaming, just pointing out what's what.

OOC: -shrugs- you have a point, just ignore the other two then....

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Putting him in the bag - I expected that. But the other two are stupid. You can't just shoot a sword out of someones power-armoured hand and your crazy Chaos-mind-tricks that shouldn't technically work as there is no warp would have no affect on Draigo anyway.

Not powergaming, just pointing out what's what.

he is a tau commander,he has the best equipment,and plasma is strong. but i kinda understand,your a termie,so maybe not. better than me shooting you in the face sevral times,which i almost did. besides,you have a heck load of termies,you need something to happen to make it fair.

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ineptus astartes — GMT

OK guys you may RP the baggage claim (I know who will be pestering Mark to find the right baggage that contains his tank)

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yeroc500 — GMT

Marduk looked through the hole punched in his crate. He looked at the baggage claim conveyor. He looked for the box. He saw it. He jammed his arm through the box and pointed it out to Mark. When Mark put it down on the baggage trolley Marduk sighed. It had at least made it.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

lord commissar klimino wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Putting him in the bag - I expected that. But the other two are stupid. You can't just shoot a sword out of someones power-armoured hand and your crazy Chaos-mind-tricks that shouldn't technically work as there is no warp would have no affect on Draigo anyway.

Not powergaming, just pointing out what's what.

he is a tau commander,he has the best equipment,and plasma is strong. but i kinda understand,your a termie,so maybe not. better than me shooting you in the face sevral times,which i almost did. besides,you have a heck load of termies,you need something to happen to make it fair.

Draigo only had 5 Grey Knight Purifiers with him at the time. You may have the best equipment, but even so, Storm Shield would most likely stop the Plasma bolt anyway. If you didn't see the whole Mark tossing the GKs into a bag because he can't be asked to deal with them solution, then your perception must be vaguer than that of a blind baby in fog.

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Putting him in the bag - I expected that. But the other two are stupid. You can't just shoot a sword out of someones power-armoured hand and your crazy Chaos-mind-tricks that shouldn't technically work as there is no warp would have no affect on Draigo anyway.

Not powergaming, just pointing out what's what.

he is a tau commander,he has the best equipment,and plasma is strong. but i kinda understand,your a termie,so maybe not. better than me shooting you in the face sevral times,which i almost did. besides,you have a heck load of termies,you need something to happen to make it fair.

Draigo only had 5 Grey Knight Purifiers with him at the time. You may have the best equipment, but even so, Storm Shield would most likely stop the Plasma bolt anyway. If you didn't see the whole Mark tossing the GKs into a bag because he can't be asked to deal with them solution, then your perception must be vaguer than that of a blind baby in fog.

im laughing fyi. and yes i did see im not an idiot cat. if anything im strong headed and suborn.

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WARORK93 — GMT

Mkarth was laying back in the bag and smoking a cigar when the top opened and the Grey Knights were thrown in. It appeared that their leader, a terrible being to behold in his own right which the Tanith backed away from, was about to try and get out again.

"Wouldn't do that if I were you." Mkarth spoke, breaking the hushed silence that had been in the bag before. "The Emperor may be our protector and Lord, but here, that Titan holds the power. You try anything and he'll squish you like those bugs." He said, ejecting a plume of smoke out from his lips. At the mention of the Emperor's name, many of the Tanith and other assorted guard inside with them made the sign of the Aquila and stayed well away from the Grey knights, only able to look on in awe or surprise, waiting for a response.

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ineptus astartes — GMT

As Mark got out of the cab that had brought him here it began to rain, the time was about 1:00 PM and when he had unlocked the inner gate, and the front door mark bumped his bags in the living room and began to fix lunch. “Jeezus Christ,” he muttered, “flying halfway around the world with a bunch of hyper-violent, inch high, nutcases.” The various armies were still in their bags, picking up the one that contained the unruly tanith, Mark dumped it into the lowest point in the houses. The downstairs bathroom, it was about one meter sunken into the ground and with Plexiglas windows and pipes, a toilet, a showerhead (bathrooms in Nepal usually are one room without a bathtub that require you to simply stand there in the shower, looking at the sink and toilet while the water goes through the drain in the middle of the room.) it was also infested with roaches the size of a computer mouse, and massive spiders.
The tanith would be in there until they found their way out into the lizard, rat and snake infested yard.
Locking the door on the protesting guardsmen, he flopped down onto the couch and let the others pick their own rooms..

The tau got the kitchen, wich they were pleased about, as it gave them good lines of long-range fire, the orks all ran outside into the ‘moat’ that collected gutter water and fed it through a tangle of pipes and purifyers and began to set up camp in the gutters and pipes.
The zoats got the pit with the swinging ;trapdoor’ that used to be a well until it dried up, the others were indicesive.

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and yes, after reading everything.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:and yes, after reading everything.

-hypno glare off-

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the roof

Where Mark does his laundry

mini's eye view of the front yard, looking toward the gate. the 'moat' and porch to the left, the green to the right, the inner gate just ahead (this opens into a long walkway with an outer gate on the end)

(The Den, minis eye view) "hey sarge, there's something under that couch!"

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ineptus astartes — GMT

(Darko, there IS a warp, just the fact that the gods are not as powerful keeps him in reality, that and it is purer here)

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:(Darko, there IS a warp, just the fact that the gods are not as powerful keeps him in reality, that and it is purer here)

New information is new.

Just the fact that the [chaos] Gods are not as powerful keeps him in reality.. wha?

Understanding is limited by contradictory statement.

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Marduk popped the latch on the case. The daemon had already left, but Marduk wasnt so barbaric. He climbed out and dropped onto the floor. Then his whole host dropped dwon next to him. All 250 CSM(includes havocs), 40 terminators, 40 daemons, and 50 various CSM. The host had truely takin a beating. They had lost half of their vehicles, and most of the daemons, and about 100 marines, and 25 terminators. That was detrimental for the fact that they had only recovered half of the deads gene-seed. But when the bitz box gets here they`d replenish a few numbers. But the tank was worth it. That thought brought Marduk right back to reality as he walked over to the box and cut it out, with a melta. The tank was intact other than for a few antenas broken, but those could be replaced. Marduk had Darioq come over and activate it. Marduk smiled it worked.

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TrollPie — GMT

The Armageddon host marched in to the building. Yarrick, seeing the defendable point that the 'den' would provide, had immediately gathered his forces and set out.
"Alright. I want Heavy Weapon teams and artillery batteries stationed atop that cliff," he said as he pointed at the coffee table, "and scout teams stationed in that cave to keep a lookout." He directed them to underneath the sofa. "The rest of you, head for the gap in between the top of the cliff, and the floor. You see, in that giant table-like structure." A platoon of camo-cloaked veterans, accompanied by sentinels and with Chimera transports, headed to the sofa, while a ramp was formed to allow access to both platforms of the coffee table. "If anyone tries to take this place, give 'em hell." The men looked nervous at this; a single Sergeant was brave enough to step forwards.
"Commissar, what if the Giant or one of his canine companions enters? We won't stand a chance."
Yarrick was enraged by this lack of faith. However, he had learnt long ago to earn men's respect, not their fear.
"I will not accept cowardice in my force. But I will neither accept follishness. If a Giant enters, Ordnance and Heavy Weapon emplacements will slow him down while the rest of you run for cover." The men seemed happy with this. Yarrick was pleased.
"Good. Now bring the remote to me; it's time for some entertainment." With that, the exhausted Armageddoners cheered and went to work.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

yeroc500 wrote:Then his whole host dropped dwon next to him. All 350 CSM(includes havocs), 40 terminators, 40 daemons, and 50 various CSM.

Yes, I'm sure an average person could afford that alongside all the tother hundreds of models in this game.

What does it take to have people play reasonably?

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blood reaper — GMT

Skulltaker had grown tired of killing Roaches and had moved towards the Word Bearers who had begun exploring the surrounding area and checking out a slightly damaged Predator.

"Mortals! I require you're assistance."

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ineptus astartes — GMT

...the bitz boxes are still on the cargo plane blood. refer to earler posts

(maybe they raided a GW Darko?)

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yeroc500 — GMT

But wait the bits box isnt here? I could have swore Mark had said it hadnt arrived yet. Anywyas. Oh and my bad Darko I meant 250.

IC: Marduk watched as the tank slowly moved out of the house. They came to the front yard and saw a patch of land. It was small but against a brick wall so it would be pretty easy for defence. Marduk had his host move to the wall and start setting up base. A bunch of bricks had fallen off from an earthquake a while before they arrived and they used them as the walls. The landraiders were hauling them all into a box against the brick wall. Then the rain picked up from a drizzle to a downpour. Marduk stopped all the work and had the host hunker down in the vehicles. The tank was big enough that it wasnt going to get swamped but the landraiders and rhinos would, so Marduk had them sit out the rain.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:(maybe they raided a GW Darko?)

Except.. they didn't.

I'll just go grab the odd three-four hundred Guardsmen hanging around and then we might be slightly-not-at-all-be-even.

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WARORK93 — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:(maybe they raided a GW Darko?)

Except.. they didn't.

I'll just go grab the odd three-four hundred Guardsmen hanging around and then we might be slightly-not-at-all-be-even.

OOC: I hope you're not referring to me because as of right now my force counts for less than 150 men...

Speaking of which, I'm a little confused, you're telling me that the only way out of where the Tanith are at is to go outside?

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ineptus astartes — GMT

no. you could go outside (windows) or inside (doors)

and yeroc, exactly wich bit of land do you mean (and yes the yard floods in the monsoon)

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yeroc500 — GMT

The first pic of the front yard. I`m on the grass.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

WARORK93 wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:(maybe they raided a GW Darko?)

Except.. they didn't.

I'll just go grab the odd three-four hundred Guardsmen hanging around and then we might be slightly-not-at-all-be-even.

OOC: I hope you're not referring to me because as of right now my force counts for less than 150 men...

Speaking of which, I'm a little confused, you're telling me that the only way out of where the Tanith are at is to go outside?

Your lot, the Tanith, as well as any few other stragglers with the addition of the Armageddoners.

If we go through the doors then we'll have to blow 'em. Otherwise we can do it all sneaky-like.

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ineptus astartes — GMT

well. the doors are screen doors...

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Gonna post, wait up Warork.

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WARORK93 — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:(nice...the screen door leads outside though)

I will post more detailed pics so you guys can fully get the idea (ork held land is going up soon)

OOC: Gah! Then please tell me what kind of doors lead inside so I can edit my post accordingly...I really don't want to have to fight my way through orks, chaos AND the local pests just to get back inside...

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yeroc500 — GMT

Hey we have a truce remember.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

Draigo watched the humans attempts at escape. He ordered brother Gideon forward.

The massive form of the Dreadknight sent men scampering in fear or left them awestricken. Gideon proceeded to use his mighty machine to begin cutting a large chunk out of the door. Within a few minutes, the Land Raiders were able to get out. Yet Draigo did not give that order.

"Guardsmen, scout the immediate area!" He bellowed. However, he had heard of these Tanith 'First and Only' and knew that they had already been planning on doing just that.

Indeed, he was not in short supply of good warriors.

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WARORK93 — GMT

yeroc500 wrote:Hey we have a truce remember.

and a jump to those plants would not be hard...

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WARORK93 — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:the den it has an inner ledge up against the couch, so watching should be no problem.

and a jump to those plants would not be hard...

Excellent...I'll keep that second thing in mind too for later in case I need to escape quickly...

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ineptus astartes — GMT

possibly because an irate commisar Yarrik is there and just had his heavy bolters creamed by an Iron letter holder

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WARORK93 — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:possibly because an irate commissar Yarrick is there and just had his heavy bolters creamed by an Iron letter holder

OOC: What I don't get is why Mark stormed in there, trashed the guardsmen's stuff and then just left...-shrugs- he could have tried to at least compromise with Yarrick

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hmmm...the house seems to be blockaded...

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ineptus astartes — GMT

Upon hearing shouts, hoops, and cries of ‘Dakka’ Mark knew what was going on, turning his attention from the small iron warriors fortress being constructed atop the shed in the ‘back yard’ Mark growled and stomped off to the front of the house, where Marduk’s men were disinterestedly watching as the greenskins chased a few Armageddoners back into the house.
“What is going on?” he asked. “Da umize Gork! Dey attacked uz, wit no pro-vo-cay-shee-un!” answered the nob in charge. “Go home!” ordered Mark, and the orks streamed back to their base in the piping and electrical, and rat tunnels.

Walking back to the house, he knew that he would have to cull the unruly minis, so he unpacked several boxes he had managed to stuff into the suitcases, they were part of a bought/converted force that he had been building for quite some time, since he had been introduced to the hobby a long time ago, but had been waiting to paint them all at once, making a metal note to see if he had any daemonettes to paint these minis (god of artists remember?) he began laying the components out Walking over to another table he sketched a quick symbol, an hourglass shape, with the bottom half missing.
Grinning ear to ear he began writing a new codex for his fluff army, and their patron chaos god. God of…stress? Headaches? No, no…Paint, glue and greenstuff…as much sense as that made…

“Now, all I need to do is paint them…”

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ineptus astartes — GMT

is anyone going to RP?

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WARORK93 — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:is anyone going to RP?

I will when I get the chance...

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blood reaper — GMT

(OOC) People require time ineptus astartes to post or write, it allows a greater story. Sorry that I've not been able to post but I've had to other things regarding my RPG and will try to post more often.

Skulltaker had lost interest in the Word Bearers and had moved on to fighting large insects and Lizards, they proved fine foes but fell to his Daemon blade and had their skulls become trophies of the Herald of Khorne. A Juggernaut emerged from the long grass, the Daemons mount had arrived and he grinned before mounting it and shouting a praise to Khorne before heading in the direction of the titanic fortress of Mark.

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TrollPie — GMT

I'm gonna put something up soon, and it involves stealing a credit card. Ineptus, when does Mark return home? Will it be before or after a package from FW could arrive?

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WARORK93 — GMT

As the Warriors walked away, Mkarth could only stare after them in puzzlement. His sergeants behind him did likewise.

"Wait, he said he's going to mind wipe us?" Blane asked.

"Where did he say they were from?" Fols interjected.

"They're apparently Astartes that work for the Inquisition." Mkarth responded.

"They have those? What will they think of next?" Fols asked mockingly.

"You remember that bastard Heldane and the others?" Mkarth asked darkly. His sergeants either grimaced or shuddered at the memory.

"Do we really have to do what they say?" Blane asked, Mkarth turned and scowled at him.

"You really want to be shot as a heretic? Cause I sure don't, not much we can do about it right now...Lets move it out lads, we need to meet up with any other humans we can find and hopefully we can hold a line." Mkarth said marching away.

"Hold a line against what, sir?" Fols called.

"Anything that can't be considered an untainted homo sapien. Move out!" These last two words were shouted for his company to hear, finally, with momentum, the company of Tanith moved out warily, checking every crevice and corner of the corridor with scanning lasguns and heavier weapons. Soon they made it to a much larger chamber with huge arching cavers and gigantic fabric covered platforms. But what got Mkarth's attention was the presence of hundreds of guardsmen. Mkarth was never happier to see another guard regiment in his life. Mkarth and his men began to march toward their line and a heavy weapon crew called out for them to halt asking who Mkarth's men were, Mkarth heartily responded.

"Tell your commander the boys of the First and Only are here to help!"

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

I thought that Yarrick's lot were in a room higher up?

Meh.

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TrollPie — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I thought that Yarrick's lot were in a room higher up?

Meh.

Did I say anything that meant they couldn't be? If so, what?
Also, why was the other thread locked?

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

I don't even know.

All I do know is that in the last week I've had at least 2 or 3 mod warnings. Not particularly pleased, especially with my precious quick reply disabled for a few days.

edit:

Y'know, sometimes I think the mods just hate us all. Oh wait, they do.

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blood reaper — GMT

Possibly due to the way people posted on the thread but still I don't see why it had to be locked.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

blood reaper wrote:Possibly due to the way people posted on the thread but still I don't see why it had to be locked.

The mods generally hate everyone in the RPG forum nowadays, or at least that's how it seems. I new this would happen. There was a time when no mods every frequented this forum and it was all good. Quite probably why RZ&LWC never even got locked with its millions of off-topic pages full of hate.

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blood reaper — GMT

I hope my RP doesn't get locked or anyone who doesn't deserve it, seems very unfair and malicious.

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WARORK93 — GMT

blood reaper wrote:Possibly due to the way people posted on the thread but still I don't see why it had to be locked.

I dunno either, I can understand why the mods would want the threads not to devolve into some sort of chatroom like thread but come on its called the off topic/discussion thread for a reason... :/

blood reaper wrote:I hope my RP doesn't get locked or anyone who doesn't deserve it, seems very unfair and malicious.

I agree with you there, if that happens without some serious provocation, somebody should lodge some sort of complaint...

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

im back,anf i see the other thread got locked while i was banned. ill have to read what i missed then ill post.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

lord commissar klimino wrote:im back,anf i see the other thread got locked while i was banned. ill have to read what i missed then ill post.

You got banned? Dang, how many warnings did they give you? More than 5 I'm guessing.

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Kasrkai — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:The mods generally hate everyone in the RPG forum nowadays, or at least that's how it seems. I knew this would happen. There was a time when no mods every frequented this forum and it was all good. Quite probably why RZ&LWC never even got locked with its millions of off-topic pages full of hate.

Fixed that for you.

And I think I might hop back in, if you'll allow me to.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

Kasrkai wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:The mods generally hate everyone in the RPG forum nowadays, or at least that's how it seems. I knew this would happen. There was a time when no mods every frequented this forum and it was all good. Quite probably why RZ&LWC never even got locked with its millions of off-topic pages full of hate.

Fixed that for you.

And I think I might hop back in, if you'll allow me to.

Why thank ya, I'm not in a focused state of mind at the minute, so spelling's bound to be a bit dodgy.

Also, what's happening with Astrum? I'm like 10+ pages behind. To be honest, I don't really have a clue what was going on anyway, there's way too much information in that thing.

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Kasrkai — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:The mods generally hate everyone in the RPG forum nowadays, or at least that's how it seems. I knew this would happen. There was a time when no mods every frequented this forum and it was all good. Quite probably why RZ&LWC never even got locked with its millions of off-topic pages full of hate.

Fixed that for you.

And I think I might hop back in, if you'll allow me to.

Why thank ya, I'm not in a focused state of mind at the minute, so spelling's bound to be a bit dodgy.

Also, what's happening with Astrum? I'm like 10+ pages behind. To be honest, I don't really have a clue what was going on anyway, there's way too much information in that thing.

We're making the universe still. It's slowed down pretty well, so now is the time to pitch ideas. Right now I'm working on our home ship, The Shining Dawn.

Now quickly, on-topic!

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:im back,anf i see the other thread got locked while i was banned. ill have to read what i missed then ill post.

You got banned? Dang, how many warnings did they give you? More than 5 I'm guessing.

let me see...2 for that,1 for this,another somewere i think. what i find funny how they pick out one or 2 people out of the group of like 5 to punish.

IC: vio looked around.it did not look good. "scout,were are we?"
"well...it seems were in an unknown house." vio almost face palmed,that was obvious. looking around,he sighed.he knew he shouldnt of led them away from marks house,but that dang wild animal had eaten 2 of his men!
"were do you think we are?"
"3 or more houses away from the color givers." vio slowly turned.
"which direction brings us back?"
"i..i dont know."
"feth."

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ineptus astartes — GMT

OK, I'm back. the mods had banned me for no good reason.

anyways. I have not spent anytime writing the event (sorry) instead I have been spending it rereading the entire TSOALR archives for the umpteenth time.

I will get to writing soon.

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reds8n — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:OK, I'm back. the mods had banned me for no good reason.

No, you were suspended for failing to follow simple requests and instructions with regards to your behaviour. You were even sent an extra message explaining the situation further.

There was a time when no mods every frequented this forum and it was all good.

Good for you, perhaps. Unfortunately the behaviour of a few posters, who seem to think this board is there own personal chatroom and general off topic boardm ruined said board for several other posters. So we have had to step in and take a firmer hand.

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blood reaper — GMT

I agree the SG&CF are not chat-rooms or another Off-topic forum, discussion threads are for the discussion of the RPG's.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

Ah, but reds8n, back then there were far less users who frequented this board as well and there was far less (almost no) off-topic.. though I'll happily admit we got away with quite a lot back then.

But these games are all supposed to be fun, and I can't help but feel oppressed nowadays down here at the bottom of Dakka.

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reds8n — GMT

Do better then.

discussion threads are for the discussion of the RPG's

As has been stated, several times, we expect and allow the odd joke or non game related comment. That's fine. But not page after page of non related, banal, rambling conversations, especially if those involved have already been asked not to do so.

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

ive never seen anyone but reds8n here. why is that?

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

reds8n wrote:Do better then.

Do you try to come across that cold all the time?

Also noting that that was his 9666th post.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

lord commissar klimino wrote:ive never seen anyone but reds8n here. why is that?

he only shops within half a mile are garage sized ones. unless you are at the 'Salesway' (they rip off everything here) and the streets are mud and their is no cohesion so you can have three story house next to a hovel owned by some hobo next to a school next to a 12 story-never finished construction building.

it is the 3rd world so...

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:he only shops within half a mile are garage sized ones. unless you are at the 'Salesway' (they rip off everything here) and the streets are mud and their is no cohesion so you can have three story house next to a hovel owned by some hobo next to a school next to a 12 story-never finished construction building.

it is the 3rd world so...

ok,so then its just some grocery store like place thats busy..and about to meet some chicken riding tau

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ineptus astartes — GMT

uh oh... (your location would be about a mile away from mark's house than)

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

These Tau make me . Someone remind me to exterminate them.

ineptus astartes wrote:on the streets: dogs, cats, rats the size of a thunderhawk, mice, mini sized spiders, OXE, BUFFALO , BULLS, HORSES, COWS

in the houses/yards: minus the dogs. but ad chickens and angry roosters

crows, eagles, pigeons, sparrows, storks are everywhere

Rats bigger than actual cats? You can get those?

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ineptus astartes — GMT

yes. here the rats are known for killing cats (dogs too) rather than the other way around

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Kasrkai — GMT

The Kroot will now commence the eating of the giant rats.

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:The Kroot will now commence the eating of the giant rats.

Goddamn carnivorous space chickens! What's next, blue space communists without noses? Honestly.

hello evil space cat! we blue noseless space communists are here with are space chickens to convert you to the greater good!

now lets get on topic and indeptus i need you to post or something!

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Varl Sigmund — GMT

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ineptus astartes — GMT

yes he has. just not on Space Hulk.
now. OT!

I am not up to RPing in toyhammer right now in an hour maybe. but for now I need the others to RP.

TrollPie — GMT

By the way, I haven't looked at this thread in a while. Could someone provide a brief overview of what's happened while I've been gone? Walls of text make my eyes bleed.

Toyhammer!

WARORK93 — GMT

TrollPie wrote:By the way, I haven't looked at this thread in a while. Could someone provide a brief overview of what's happened while I've been gone? Walls of text make my eyes bleed.

OOC: Nothing really that should concern you...besides the arrival of the Tanith and the GKs...

Just find my last post, otherwise ignore everybody else, they're just goofing off outside...

Toyhammer!

TrollPie — GMT

WARORK93 wrote:
TrollPie wrote:By the way, I haven't looked at this thread in a while. Could someone provide a brief overview of what's happened while I've been gone? Walls of text make my eyes bleed.

OOC: Nothing really that should concern you...besides the arrival of the Tanith and the GKs...

Just find my last post, otherwise ignore everybody else, they're just goofing off outside...

OOC: Your last post seems to be saying that you have adressed my men. What exactly did you ask them about? Quick, before we're locked!

Toyhammer!

WARORK93 — GMT

TrollPie wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:
TrollPie wrote:By the way, I haven't looked at this thread in a while. Could someone provide a brief overview of what's happened while I've been gone? Walls of text make my eyes bleed.

OOC: Nothing really that should concern you...besides the arrival of the Tanith and the GKs...

Just find my last post, otherwise ignore everybody else, they're just goofing off outside...

OOC: Your last post seems to be saying that you have adressed my men. What exactly did you ask them about? Quick, before we're locked!

OOC: Didn't ask them anything, in an earlier post, Yarrick said he was looking for the "others" I figured he meant other guardsmen...Well, mine have found yours so lets get a base together and make sure the heretics stay away from the TV!

Toyhammer!

TrollPie — GMT

Ok, time to roleplay. Wait a sec...

The Tanith soldier, Mkarth he called himself, had proposed a cooperationbetween the Armageddoners and the Light Infantry. In exchange for the safety of the den and morale bonus provided by the TV, the Tanith forces would use their military to aid the rest of the Imperial Guard in the house. Sebastian Yarrick, a man of honour and rationality, agreed. The fortification was already underway; large, mobile cardboard buildings were being dragged across the room and the surrounding area was heavily mined and guarded by Tanith scout teams. The only way in or out was via the coffee table, with a ramp that could be lowered to allow friendly forces in. At the back of the room, in a sealed iron box with a single, massively guarded door, was the remote. The men of Armageddon believed it to be an ancient relic, a power concealed within that could channel the spirit of the Emporer. The only way to gain access to the remote was if you went there to pray.

As night fell, the men were on edge. Strange shapes, like giant birds, fluttered past the window, and the shouts coming from the Ork camp unnerved even the strongest willed man. To put there minds at ease, the Commissar sent for the Adeptus Mechanicus adepts to channel the power of the remote.
After half an hour of fiddling, the TV turned on and they began searching for a decent programme. Eventually, they found one.
"A gift from the Emporer," Yarrick muttered as the channel flicked to XXX Nightly. "This'll do wonders for morale."

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ineptus astartes — GMT

(I could NOT let you become a national emergency klimono)

The tau got locked up.

Mark had arrived to find them ransacking the store. Luckily a chaos sorcerer had come along and was able to wipe the minds of the people who saw. But the tau had been gathered up and stuffed into different places. The weapons and vehicles were stuffed into marks safe. Located in his wardrobe. The tau were locked in the trunk of his car. The kroot were in the glove compartment. And the forgeworld orca gunship Mark discovered at the bottom of one of his newly arrived bitz-boxes was in the game room. the tau were provided with minimal food and water to last them their weeks imprisonment. and only about twelve of them were in the trunk. the others were in the various lockers and safes around the house.

Mark was mad.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:meh. the idea was at the back of my head for a long time.

and the gecko could be on the ceiling

Ceiling Gecko eh? I see ceiling cat has made a friend!

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

(awww....mean you took us from are new HQ....and are new food supply...lol,we did mess up,big time. in a week mark is gonna flip )

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WARORK93 — GMT

OOC: the Bitz boxes are here? Wooo!

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lord commissar klimino — GMT

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

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WARORK93 — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:(awww....mean you took us from are new HQ....and are new food supply...lol,we did mess up,big time. in a week mark is gonna flip )

OUR. OUR. OUR. OUR. OUR. OUR. OUR. OUR.

I demand you learn it.

no. i demand you learn to be a little more human and a little less grammar nazi cat god of off topic.

On Dakka, I am as I please.

In real life I'm a totally different person. Until then, I persecute people who offend my grammatically perfectionist nature. -cracks cyber whip-

oh feel free to have your character attempt that.

"Heretic! Remove they amor and assume the position!"

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:oh feel free to have your character attempt that.

"Heretic! Remove they amor and assume the position!"

I get my chainsword out for that business.

This just gets worse.

Anyway, what would actually happen in a PvP situation? I'm guessing you'd event it and screw the guy who started the fight, because that's the trend so far for this game.

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ineptus astartes — GMT

actually in a proper PVP I would use...THE DICE!!! (cue scream)

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:actually in a proper PVP I would use...THE DICE!!! (cue scream)

You mean.. fight it out as if it was between the characters using game rules?

Yes, things seem to be looking up for my heretic-hunting-Grey-Knight-Supreme-Grand-Master.

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ineptus astartes — GMT

yes. but with some 'offset' modifiers that are created judging on personality.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:yes. but with some 'offset' modifiers that are created judging on personality.

Congratulations on 3k. But soon I shall have amassed 7000 life-wasting points here on this fine website, and you shall be able to do nought but grovel in my immense nerd persona. Mwaha. Mwahahahaha.

Bad joke is bad.

Hrrrmph. I'll see about posting something.. some time.. eventually.

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ineptus astartes — GMT

quoted.

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WARORK93 — GMT

OOC: Good for you Dark, as for me, cya!

Mkarth and the other Tanith waited for the noise to die down before coming out of hiding, they looked at the devastation around them warily, hoping the fight was over for now.

"Where did the scouts get to?" He asked looking around.

"Over here sir." They called from out beside the couch. "We kinda got caught up in the scrum and, well, we managed to snag this when those chaos guys started fighting each other."

The scouts carried with them the remote to the TV and hauled it over to where the Tanith were.

"What should we do with it?" Blane asked.

"I know who'll want it." Mkarth said and had the remote hauled over to where the Armageddoners were, Mkarth marched up to Yarrick and presented the remote.

"Consider it a parting gift, its too noisy around these parts for my liking and I want to get out of here before those astartes get back and shove us at Atlas and his boys." Mkarth said and saluted. "Emperor be with you and your lads." Mkarth said as he walked away.

Mkarth marched back to his men who were packing up and preparing to move out . His vox officer got his attention.

"Sir, got a weak transmission from those British guys, they say them and the Americans have made a camp in the upper part of the hive."

Mkarth thought for a moment. "Ask them if they'd be willing to have us as reinforcements and see if they'll give us a ride." He said. A few moments and some conversation via vox later, his vox officer came back.

"The pilot I got a hold of said you'd have to take that up with his commander but he says he can give us a ride if we meet him at the bottom of the staircase."

Mkarth nodded and turned to hims assembled company. "Guns to the front, lets move out!" He ordered. The Tanith moved off and came to the staircase where they rode to their destination via helicopter. They finally arrived at the game room where the miniature modern soldiers had made their camp. The Tanith were allowed to make their own camp next to the other camp as long as they kept out of trouble. Something that Captain Mkarth guaranteed.

"What now, sir?" Fols asked. Mkarth made a hand gesture to encompass the camp.

"Get the lads to start setting everything up and lets get some patrols on the perimeter. I don't want any surprises this time."

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:quoted.

Someone should write a book, inclusive only of everything I've ever said. It would be epic.

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TrollPie — GMT

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:quoted.

Someone should write a book, inclusive only of everything I've ever said. It would be epic.

They have.
Most of it's right here, Darko. Not as if us nerds say much outside Dakka.

Oh damn! Mods!
*Whistles casually as a mod walks past* Nothing off topic here, no sir...

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Sister of Krieg — GMT

Kiku Sat up on high cross legged on top of the Pict-box, she watched Mkarth and the other Tanith waiting for the noise to die down and then emerging slowly out from under the couch. Listening in to there conversation between the tanith and the scouts which had almost appeared from no-where. She continued gazing down at them alll with her piercing eyes as the scouts carried an unusual looking object coated in small protrusions and the word 'Remote' Inscribed on the bottom of the relic. She stared down in bemusement as the Tanith soldiers hauled the relic machine over to Commissar Yarrick. "An offering?" she muttered to herself as she tilted her head slightly in confused wonderment. Her golder hair flowed down over her shoulder pad like a fountain.

Mkarth walked away. He marched back to his men, who were packing up and preparing to move out . His vox officer got his attention. "Sir, got a weak transmission from those British guys, they say them and the Americans have made a camp in the upper part of the hive," the soldier announced, completely oblivious that they were being watched constantly.

Mkarth seemed to think for a moment, choosing his words carefully and then he finally said, "Ask them if they'd be willing to have us as reinforcements and see if they'll give us a ride." A few moments after some animated conversation via vox, his vox officer came back.

"The pilot I got a hold of said you'd have to take that up with his commander, but he says he can give us a ride if we meet him at the bottom of the staircase." Kiku heard there plans and continued to watch, as they began to move away she stood, streched out her pearly wings and re-holstered her sword. With a flick of her hand her hair swept back in an arching flow she stepped forward off the Pict-box and swooped down towards the Tanith. She remained out of sight not wanting her presence to be known just yet. From down on the floor she cntinued to listen.

Mkarth nodded and turned to his assembled company. "Guns to the front, lets move out!" He bellowed in an authorative voice. The Tanith moved off and came to the staircase all the while being followed by the Angelic form of Saint Heldrin. When they reached the foot of the stairs the soldiers all climbed aboard their ride and took flight to their destination via helicopter. Kiku follwed silently on her wings, gliding through the air behind their air transport. They all finally arrived at the game room where the miniature modern soldiers had made their camp. The Tanith were allowed to make their own camp next to the other camp as long as they kept out of trouble. Something that Captain Mkarth guaranteed. Kiku smiled at this promise and had to refrain from letting out a giggle. Staying out of trouble seemed like all the tanith had done since she had follewed them. However she could feel an atmosphere of foreboding resting over the camp as the Tanith soldiers set up their tents and equipment.

She desided that, sooner or later it would be a good idea to offer her assistance to this band of misfits. Walking unseen into the camp of the Tanith she perched herself upon a tipped over ammo crate which was empty it seems. Hoping up onto the metal box, she crossed her legs, folded her wings and sat down. With a cough and sudden reappearance, she revealed her presence to the Tanith along with the modern soldier, who seemed to gaze upon her from behind, with confusion and surprise. They had never seen a Living Saint before and so it seemed, due to a few similar gawping stares, had some of the Tanith. New to the concept she smiled a charming grin and tilted her head again. Placing her hands down onto the surface of the crate.

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yeroc500 — GMT

*Reads past few comments* I`ll just say I`m one of the lowest post numbers here. Meaning I have a life. Or rather found this site only a half year ago. Anyhoo

IC: Marduk watches as the plasma blastcannon turret is placed on top of the tank. Darioq alongside the iron priest slowly aline the housing so it turns without flaw. About ten minutes later and the whole turret was attached to the command controls. Marduk watches as the main cannon charges up and fires. Suddenly a glob of plasma shoots out and hits some brick targets. A huge rumble is felt as the recoil is felt then a flash, and the bricks disappeared. The plasma exploded violently then only ash was left of the brick. Marduk starts laughing maniacly. No one would oppose him now.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

yeroc500 wrote:*Reads past few comments* I`ll just say I`m one of the lowest post numbers here. Meaning I have a life. Or rather found this site only a half year ago. Anyhoo

Many would say I don't post enough.

Toyhammer!

yeah, I am waiting too.

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WARORK93 — GMT

Sister of Krieg wrote:((I was waiting for the Tanith soldiers to react to my sudden appearance in front of them :S))

Again, was hoping others would post their stuff, didn't want this turning into an RP where me and two other people were posting only...

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ineptus astartes — GMT

yeah. but really it was only you, me, LCK, Trollpie, Yeroc and Darko, after Kasrkai left.

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

ineptus astartes wrote:yeah. but really it was only you, me, LCK, Trollpie, Yeroc and Darko, after Kasrkai left.

I gave up, remember?

All because of one who shall not be named.

Toyhammer!

ineptus astartes — GMT

oh. yeah hiem

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WARORK93 — GMT

Nobody needs to lose sleep over this RP, it was purely comic relief, if it dies, I won't be devastated...

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ineptus astartes — GMT

yeah...

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Darkvoidof40k — GMT

WARORK93 wrote:dies

I'll get the spade.