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				<title>Jokes about 40k :)</title>
				<description><![CDATA[ What do you get when you tape a flashlight on a Lasrifle?<br /> <br /> <div style="margin-top:5px; margin-bottom:10px;">
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A double-barreled Lasrifle.
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</div><br /> <br /> How many Slaaneshi cultists does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br /> <br /> <div style="margin-top:5px; margin-bottom:10px;">
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2, but don't ask me how they got it in there.
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 5 Aug 2011 16:23:08]]> GMT</pubDate>
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				<title>Jokes about 40k :)</title>
				<description><![CDATA[ 2 Kroots are eating a Harlequin, one turns to the other and says,<br /> <br /> <div style="margin-top:5px; margin-bottom:10px;">
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Does this taste funny to you?
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</div><br /> <br /> An Ork walks into a bar and the Bartender says, "get out we don't serve your kind", the ork says:<br /> <br /> <div style="margin-top:5px; margin-bottom:10px;">
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Why not, come on, I'm a Fungi!
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</div><br /> <br /> How many Dark Eldar does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br /> <br /> <div style="margin-top:5px; margin-bottom:10px;">
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At least 2, unfortunately it takes a proctologist and a trained team of surgical assistants to get it back out.
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 5 Aug 2011 16:41:05]]> GMT</pubDate>
				<author><![CDATA[ Augustus]]></author>
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				<title>Re:Jokes about 40k :)</title>
				<description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/369232.page" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/369232.page</a><br /> <br /> This thread has been going on much longer, and is still hanging on the first page.<br /> <br /> Do we really need a 2nd "<span class="glossaryitem" onmouseover='gp(3);'>40k</span> humor" thread active right now?]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 5 Aug 2011 17:49:30]]> GMT</pubDate>
				<author><![CDATA[ Grakmar]]></author>
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				<title>Jokes about 40k :)</title>
				<description><![CDATA[ Please see the above linked thread for the ongoing... discussion.<br /> <br /> Duplicate thread - closed!]]></description>
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				<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 5 Aug 2011 17:55:49]]> GMT</pubDate>
				<author><![CDATA[ Alpharius]]></author>
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