coolyo294 wrote:9mm pistol with one round in it so I can shoot myself. There's no way I could survive against Rage Zombies.

Ultrafool wrote:I would make gun that shoots trench spikes. Yeah that would work well.

WARORK93 wrote:

Ultrafool wrote:I would make gun that shoots trench spikes. Yeah that would work well.

been done before...sorry.

WARORK93 wrote:

Ultrafool wrote:I would make gun that shoots trench spikes. Yeah that would work well.

been done before...sorry.

Ultrafool wrote:Thats not a trench spike shooting gun! Its a piece of wood with bolts on it.

40k Ninja wrote:If it were like fallout 3 I would go combat shotgun all the way.

WARORK93 wrote:

40k Ninja wrote:If it were like fallout 3 I would go combat shotgun all the way.

Feth it, if it were like Fallout three then feth the small stuff, I'd use this:

coolyo294 wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

40k Ninja wrote:If it were like fallout 3 I would go combat shotgun all the way.

Feth it, if it were like Fallout three then feth the small stuff, I'd use this:

Spoiler:

Pah! Why bother with Peashooters like that when you can have this?

coolyo294 wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

40k Ninja wrote:If it were like fallout 3 I would go combat shotgun all the way.

Feth it, if it were like Fallout three then feth the small stuff, I'd use this:

Spoiler:

Pah! Why bother with Peashooters like that when you can have this?

"OHNOZOMBIEINMUHFACE"

SwiftLord14 wrote:I'd take a boat with a minigun. Im sure they can't swim that good.

coolyo294 wrote:

SwiftLord14 wrote:I'd take a boat with a minigun. Im sure they can't swim that good.

They don't need to swim, they just walk underwater.

bombboy1252 wrote:9mm, crowbar (half life style) and an m16 with semi automatic fire.

and an AR-15/57 with plenty of rubber bands for full-auto fire.

SOFDC wrote:

and an AR-15/57 with plenty of rubber bands for full-auto fire.

If a zombie apocalypse occurs, and your primary weapon is an AR pattern rifle, there are going to be plenty of burst/auto lowers laying around. Keep the rubber bands to help secure your bandaids or something.


Gimme my LE6940 and G35, my plate carrier, and far more importantly, a functioning off-road vehicle with some extra gas. I'm going to the desert with a enough supplies to last till the zombies starve.

Galianis wrote:Full auto shotgun(spaetnaz style), 15lb sledgehammer for bashing in skulls, and my best friends cottage out in the middle of Georgian Bay. Bring enough food an water to hold out for a season and then reclaim a small city and live like a mongolian warlord.

KingCracker wrote:GENTLEMEN! I got this covered.

Kasrkai wrote:You guys. You all seem rather well equipped.

And guys, if there is any evidence of zombies, we meet up in Anchorage Alaska. Deal? I don't want to be stuck with my family, or the neighbors. I'll bring party favors and wimmins.

Kasrkai wrote:You guys. You all seem rather well equipped.

jp400 wrote:Tons-O-guns

Yes, what would I use in the event of a zombie apocalypse... so many, many options to choose from.

FITZZ wrote: JP's posting pictures of his "babies" again, every time he does I just want to kiss my computer screen...
Of course this is why I've said for some time that JP will be one of the folks I'll be searching to link up with when the proverbial gak hits the fan...

lord commissar klimino wrote:if there rage zombies id stay hidden for a few weeks/months til they all starved to death. then id come out and go live all happy no law like.

KingCracker wrote:One problem I do see with that many firearms, is if someone were to break in, you might take to long figuring out just how awesome you want to look to the cops when they show up to take away the corpse of a former burgler

FITZZ wrote:

KingCracker wrote:One problem I do see with that many firearms, is if someone were to break in, you might take to long figuring out just how awesome you want to look to the cops when they show up to take away the corpse of a former burgler

Naw, The choice for first grab home protection is a no brainer....12 Gauge all the way.
For every job there is the "proper tool".

black templar wrote:9mm pistol with 3 clips, fire axe and a suit of armour.

jp400 wrote:














Yes, what would I use in the event of a zombie apocalypse... so many, many options to choose from.

jp400 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

KingCracker wrote:One problem I do see with that many firearms, is if someone were to break in, you might take to long figuring out just how awesome you want to look to the cops when they show up to take away the corpse of a former burgler

Naw, The choice for first grab home protection is a no brainer....12 Gauge all the way.
For every job there is the "proper tool".

12 gauge indeed for zombies.

However, their is something to be said about style points when it comes to home invaders....

black templar wrote:well thats a point.... ill go butt naked then.

FITZZ wrote: For what it's worth my " Get to Jp's" load out will consist of...
Rugger Mini-14
Mossberg 500-.12 Gauge
Colt 1911 side arm
Rossi .357 (back up)
and a Machette....
..Figure Jp will have more than enough ammo for a while...but I'll bring some of my own as well.

jp400 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: For what it's worth my " Get to Jp's" load out will consist of...
Rugger Mini-14
Mossberg 500-.12 Gauge
Colt 1911 side arm
Rossi .357 (back up)
and a Machette....
..Figure Jp will have more than enough ammo for a while...but I'll bring some of my own as well.

I laugh at your silly notion... one can never have enough ammunition!

Seriously, bring more. Rubber bands and shoe strings make guns burn through the stuff like no tomorrow.

jp400 wrote:If we are talking a global pandemic of infected ragers running around, then even I would be hard pressed with ammo logistics.

Which is why isolation is another key feature often overlooked in a situation such as this.

Not to mention my "go to" place is pretty well built and is very easily defended.

FITZZ wrote:

KingCracker wrote:One problem I do see with that many firearms, is if someone were to break in, you might take to long figuring out just how awesome you want to look to the cops when they show up to take away the corpse of a former burgler

Naw, The choice for first grab home protection is a no brainer....12 Gauge all the way.
For every job there is the "proper tool".

jp400 wrote:

I actually open carried the above pistol once just for the hell of it. (pic above taken before I had replaced the leather on the stock holster) Needless to say, it turned quite a few heads not out of fear... but out of "what the hell is that wooden thing he is carrying...zomgwtfitsagun!"

FITZZ wrote:

jp400 wrote:

I actually open carried the above pistol once just for the hell of it. (pic above taken before I had replaced the leather on the stock holster) Needless to say, it turned quite a few heads not out of fear... but out of "what the hell is that wooden thing he is carrying...zomgwtfitsagun!"

It's clearly the Han Solo element that turns heads...

jp400 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

jp400 wrote:

I actually open carried the above pistol once just for the hell of it. (pic above taken before I had replaced the leather on the stock holster) Needless to say, it turned quite a few heads not out of fear... but out of "what the hell is that wooden thing he is carrying...zomgwtfitsagun!"

It's clearly the Han Solo element that turns heads...

I still want to slap every fanboi who has butchered a priceless broom handle so they could be as cool as Han Solo.

coolyo294 wrote:Can it still fire?

jp400 wrote:Lets face it... some people are die hard idiots.

http://www.therpf.com/f9/new-pics-my-han-rotj-blaster-67103/

"It is made off of a real Mauser"

FITZZ wrote:

jp400 wrote:Lets face it... some people are die hard idiots.

http://www.therpf.com/f9/new-pics-my-han-rotj-blaster-67103/

"It is made off of a real Mauser"

.... ...That's just amazingly sad IMO...why would anyone do that when they could simply purchase a replica?
..Next thing you'll see Tyranid scenery made from Faberge eggs..

FITZZ wrote:

jp400 wrote:Lets face it... some people are die hard idiots.

http://www.therpf.com/f9/new-pics-my-han-rotj-blaster-67103/

"It is made off of a real Mauser"

.... ...That's just amazingly sad IMO...why would anyone do that when they could simply purchase a replica?
..Next thing you'll see Tyranid scenery made from Faberge eggs..

KingCracker wrote:Whats wrong with an AK if I can ask?

lord commissar klimino wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Whats wrong with an AK if I can ask?

from all the reality shows ive seen,they might be more tough,but they are far less accurate than may others. id prefer a slightly smaller round but be accurate over my shots flying everywhere.

lord commissar klimino wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Whats wrong with an AK if I can ask?

from all the reality shows ive seen,they might be more tough,but they are far less accurate than may others. id prefer a slightly smaller round but be accurate over my shots flying everywhere.

lord commissar klimino wrote:meh,ive seen a guy hip fire a M14 or whatever (sory,my gun knowledge is very rusty used to know all kinds of gak...) and got a very good grouping. the guy then used a AK 47 shoulder fireing in bursts and the shots were going in in a line pattern and was way less accurate. ive seen lots of simular stuff. however ive also seen the AK get striped and put back together faster and its definatly looks and seems more reliable. i just dont like it.

lord commissar klimino wrote:i dont like the AK47. i just dont.

and rage zombies would be worse than corpse zombies IMO.

lord commissar klimino wrote:true...but rage zombies can also climb.well,possibly. they also would be smarter,if only a little.

it all depends on the senerio. id rather be surrounded by a bunch of slow zombies then a bunch of fast zombies.

FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:true...but rage zombies can also climb.well,possibly. they also would be smarter,if only a little.

it all depends on the senerio. id rather be surrounded by a bunch of slow zombies then a bunch of fast zombies.

...Perhaps rage "zombies" may posses a bit more inteligence ...but AFAIK ( from watching various flms) it would appear to be negligible ...the virus seems to make " run..kill...run some more" about the extent of their knowledge...

And again, while speed is of some concern ( particularly if surrounded)...in a straight up " turkey shoot" I'd take rage "zombies" as a target any day, trying to zero a dozen ( or more) head shots isn't as easy as you'd think...but knocking down several targets ( even running targets) with body shots is very doable...
...Basicly, if you remove the "virus" factor...you just have a group of homicidal humans charging you, now...I don't know about you, but I'm fairly sure that if you let me pick five guys and our load out, we could more than effectively stop a large group of running screaming unarmed humans.

FITZZ wrote:I don't know about you, but I'm fairly sure that if you let me pick five guys and our load out, we could more than effectively stop a large group of running screaming unarmed humans.

FITZZ wrote: @ Warork...I noticed your base location will be in Alabama...
One of my Fall back possistions is in rural Mississippi ( Brothers Girlfriends fathers Farm...he to is a bit of a "survivalist"...loads of guns,ammo, food for years and a well on his property)...
If sugar turns to gak...maybe I'll see you down South.

WARORK93 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: @ Warork...I noticed your base location will be in Alabama...
One of my Fall back possistions is in rural Mississippi ( Brothers Girlfriends fathers Farm...he to is a bit of a "survivalist"...loads of guns,ammo, food for years and a well on his property)...
If sugar turns to gak...maybe I'll see you down South.

If you're ever about an hour northeast of Gadsden on County road 171 I believe it is ( a dirt road at that...) and you find an offshoot road (its unmapped) that goes over three seperate creeks, find several "X" marked trees, and hear a whole lot of shooting and laughing....that's probably me...

Yeah, I'll look forward to that, I guess the end of the world will be bringing Dakkanauts together like never before...

FITZZ wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: @ Warork...I noticed your base location will be in Alabama...
One of my Fall back possistions is in rural Mississippi ( Brothers Girlfriends fathers Farm...he to is a bit of a "survivalist"...loads of guns,ammo, food for years and a well on his property)...
If sugar turns to gak...maybe I'll see you down South.

If you're ever about an hour northeast of Gadsden on County road 171 I believe it is ( a dirt road at that...) and you find an offshoot road (its unmapped) that goes over three seperate creeks, find several "X" marked trees, and hear a whole lot of shooting and laughing....that's probably me...

Yeah, I'll look forward to that, I guess the end of the world will be bringing Dakkanauts together like never before...

Now all we have to do is hope we get more assets than liabilities ...

jp400 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: @ Warork...I noticed your base location will be in Alabama...
One of my Fall back possistions is in rural Mississippi ( Brothers Girlfriends fathers Farm...he to is a bit of a "survivalist"...loads of guns,ammo, food for years and a well on his property)...
If sugar turns to gak...maybe I'll see you down South.

If you're ever about an hour northeast of Gadsden on County road 171 I believe it is ( a dirt road at that...) and you find an offshoot road (its unmapped) that goes over three seperate creeks, find several "X" marked trees, and hear a whole lot of shooting and laughing....that's probably me...

Yeah, I'll look forward to that, I guess the end of the world will be bringing Dakkanauts together like never before...

Now all we have to do is hope we get more assets than liabilities ...

The only thing about this that sucks... is that I am stuck up here in North Idaho. Which means that when ITEOTWAWKI you all will be well outside my zone of influence.

FITZZ wrote:

jp400 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: @ Warork...I noticed your base location will be in Alabama...
One of my Fall back possistions is in rural Mississippi ( Brothers Girlfriends fathers Farm...he to is a bit of a "survivalist"...loads of guns,ammo, food for years and a well on his property)...
If sugar turns to gak...maybe I'll see you down South.

If you're ever about an hour northeast of Gadsden on County road 171 I believe it is ( a dirt road at that...) and you find an offshoot road (its unmapped) that goes over three seperate creeks, find several "X" marked trees, and hear a whole lot of shooting and laughing....that's probably me...

Yeah, I'll look forward to that, I guess the end of the world will be bringing Dakkanauts together like never before...

Now all we have to do is hope we get more assets than liabilities ...

The only thing about this that sucks... is that I am stuck up here in North Idaho. Which means that when ITEOTWAWKI you all will be well outside my zone of influence.

This is true, but it also could be advantageous in setting up a "chain" of " safe zones" in case of a necessary " bug out".

FITZZ wrote:This is true, but it also could be advantageous in setting up a "chain" of " safe zones" in case of a necessary " bug out".

jp400 wrote:@ WARORK93: Cv radio? You mean CB radio? If you do, it really depends on type (base station, truck mounted, hand held ect ect) and the amount of power being pumped into it.

So depending on all that and terrain, anywhere from 2-25 miles without using a repeater.

@ FITZZ: Guns are always cooler then radios.

WARORK93 wrote:

jp400 wrote:@ WARORK93: Cv radio? You mean CB radio? If you do, it really depends on type (base station, truck mounted, hand held ect ect) and the amount of power being pumped into it.

So depending on all that and terrain, anywhere from 2-25 miles without using a repeater.

@ FITZZ: Guns are always cooler then radios.

...Gah, darn my typos, yes, CB radio, that's what I meant...

lord commissar klimino wrote:glad im in texas,all i have to do is go out of the citities and BAM! hillbillies firing guns in the woods if i find some that wont take me for a democrat ill be ok

FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:glad im in texas,all i have to do is go out of the citities and BAM! hillbillies firing guns in the woods if i find some that wont take me for a democrat ill be ok

Unless you stumble on to some who want to reenact that scene from Deliverance ....then your liable to have a real lousy day.

FITZZ wrote: Actually I've always believed that so called "backwards" rural folk will fair far better in an apocalypse situation than their tech dependent, starbucks swilling, yuppie counterparts...
Totally not stereotyping here either...

FITZZ wrote: Actually I've always believed that so called "backwards" rural folk will fair far better in an apocalypse situation than their tech dependent, starbucks swilling, yuppie counterparts...
Totally not stereotyping here either...

jp400 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Actually I've always believed that so called "backwards" rural folk will fair far better in an apocalypse situation than their tech dependent, starbucks swilling, yuppie counterparts...
Totally not stereotyping here either...

I have to agree here.

Besides, we all know how them good ol' boys in the country are like:
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FITZZ wrote:

jp400 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Actually I've always believed that so called "backwards" rural folk will fair far better in an apocalypse situation than their tech dependent, starbucks swilling, yuppie counterparts...
Totally not stereotyping here either...

I have to agree here.

Besides, we all know how them good ol' boys in the country are like:
]

... When you have whole towns that have grown up hunting, fishing, tending their own gardens and shooting before they can walk...it just naturally stands to reason they are far better prepared to face the rigors of a post apocalyptic world than someone who spends their life behind a desk , their free time updating their facebook status and who would most likely starve if they had to aquire a meal that didn't involve take out...
Not trying to generalize here...but some things are just obvious...

EDIT: It's like accepting that a Hell's Angel could probably kick the gak out of a Wall Street Banker...

Karon wrote:but i can't survive without mah kitties

Karon wrote:lil kitties rock dem to sleep lil kitties

Edit: I like cats.

coolyo294 wrote:

Karon wrote:lil kitties rock dem to sleep lil kitties

Edit: I like cats.

I couldn't tell.

WARORK93 wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:

Karon wrote:lil kitties rock dem to sleep lil kitties

Edit: I like cats.

I couldn't tell.

Sure, in a survival situation, as long as you cook it...I guess almost any kind of meat will do, gotta have protein, but honestly I prefer dog...

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.....what?

Karon wrote:lil kitties rock dem to sleep lil kitties

Edit: I like cats.

WARORK93 wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:

Karon wrote:lil kitties rock dem to sleep lil kitties

Edit: I like cats.

I couldn't tell.

Sure, in a survival situation, as long as you cook it...I guess almost any kind of meat will do, gotta have protein, but honestly I prefer dog...

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...
.....what?

ineptus astartes wrote:yup. when my grandfather came here someone accidentally slammed the car door on his thumb and it locked (broken bones, the works) and he asked if someone could open the door please because his thumb was inside.

all without blinking.

he aslo fasted for two weeks to get indra (god of rain) to stop the villages drought...it worked.

he also (when some mouist insurgents were going to attack) went and stood in the road with his sword while the others ran away...the mouists were afraid of him when they came...and the man is only five foot at the most.

the mouists (insurgents) actually ran off. true story.

ineptus astartes wrote:great grandfather was a gurkha sniper in Burma.

and yeah, I have a kukhri. so does my dad, they use them to do farming a lot, he ended up grabbing a handful of grass once and shearing it, then finding that he had just grabbed a cobra lurking in the grass and cut off it's head.

ineptus astartes wrote:great grandfather was a gurkha sniper in Burma.

and yeah, I have a kukhri. so does my dad, they use them to do farming a lot, he ended up grabbing a handful of grass once and shearing it, then finding that he had just grabbed a cobra lurking in the grass and cut off it's head.

monkeyh wrote:

ineptus astartes wrote:great grandfather was a gurkha sniper in Burma.

and yeah, I have a kukhri. so does my dad, they use them to do farming a lot, he ended up grabbing a handful of grass once and shearing it, then finding that he had just grabbed a cobra lurking in the grass and cut off it's head.

Blimey! Your Grandad is THE MAN! Respect (I wish I was that hard - and he's probaly over twice my age!)

ineptus astartes wrote:I would go with....those guys WARORK posted. that would mean invincibility.

by the way WARORK, we still need your AOTC post...

ineptus astartes wrote:yup. when my grandfather came here someone accidentally slammed the car door on his thumb and it locked (broken bones, the works) and he asked if someone could open the door please because his thumb was inside.

all without blinking.

he aslo fasted for two weeks to get indra (god of rain) to stop the villages drought...it worked.

he also (when some mouist insurgents were going to attack) went and stood in the road with his sword while the others ran away...the mouists were afraid of him when they came...and the man is only five foot at the most.

the mouists (insurgents) actually ran off. true story.

WARORK93 wrote:

ineptus astartes wrote:I would go with....those guys WARORK posted. that would mean invincibility.

by the way WARORK, we still need your AOTC post...

Oh yeah...my bad, got sidetracked last night...going to a baseball game today so it might be a while unfortunately...

But it will be done and it will be awesome, trust me!

Skycrawler wrote:I think this thread has been commandeered as a shrine to ineptus' grandfather.

Death_Korps186 wrote:In a rage zombie apocalypse, I would wear a full suit of armor, a gas mask, and wield a C-8 carbine with a belt feed to a backpack full of Antipersonnel rounds . BLOOD FOR THE GLORIOUS CORPSE-GOD OF HUMANKIND!

TheWildHost wrote:+
They Now have one of these that says infedel, very popular with the troops in Iraq.

Devastator wrote:Well i had in mind to use it to hide from zombies (assuming that these are Rage zeds) and possibly other survivors. the fact that most of Finland is covered in forest also would help me to blend in.

At least that is what i had in mind.

edit: 4xninjad :(

ineptus astartes wrote: my grandfather keeps his old bayonet from korea in a drawer.

namelesswalnt wrote:Chuck Norris... Period...

KingCracker wrote:

namelesswalnt wrote:Chuck Norris... Period...

Oh hahaaaaaaa a Chuck Norris joke! How cute! And you even spelled period in there as well. Oh goodness

FITZZ wrote:...

namelesswalnt wrote:Chuck Norris... Period...

jp400 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:...

Rogueyopants wrote:So many of you are thinking to much inside the box.....

1. Nuke (So what if you die in the process, you've killed like 100,000 zombies in about a split second)

2. If you survive for some odd reason, bring a sling shot, you'll laugh your ass off you hit a zombie in the head and he just makes a sound kinda like this "OOMPF"..."GAAAAAaaaaa"

3. A really really tall ladder, so when your up top, even a rage zombie doesn't have the mind set to climb up ;D

FITZZ wrote:3. They don't have to climb it, just have to knock you off the top of it...now of course being on top of a structure sniping..win.

WARORK93 wrote:Actually...against Rage zombies, fire might work better (albeit only by a little) as rage zombies feel pain lighting a bunch on fire at once might be distraction enough for you to get away...

Now obviously that is only viable in an open area as I'd not want to be backed into a corner with a bunch of fiery zombies in front of me...