<![CDATA[Latest posts for the thread "All the corny jokes we can muster."]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/54.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net All the corny jokes we can muster. PC world.

"Why did the chicken cross the road"
To get to the other side.

"Why did the Stegosaurus cross the road"
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

"I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger"
Then it hit me.

The problem with internet quotes is that you can't verify them. - Abraham Lincoln.

"What did the lawyer name his daughter?"
Sue.

"There are three kinds of people."
Those who can count and those who can't.

"I don't approve of political jokes"
I've seen too many get elected.

"What's green and hairy and goes up and down?"
A gooseberry in a lift.

Spoiler:
"What's the gayest of all animals?"
A Rhino-sore-arse.


"What did the American football coach say to the broken bending machine?"
Give me my quaterback!

"Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?"
Great food but no atmosphere.

"Where do my pirates shop?"
Arrrrrrgos

Any other crackers I need to add? ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3619990.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3619990.page GMT Re:All the corny jokes we can muster. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3619999.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3619999.page GMT All the corny jokes we can muster.

A Pony goes too the Doctor with a sore throat, he asks what's wrong with him the Doctor replies "Your a little Hoarse"

Chuck norris can swim through land.

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Slarg232 wrote:If a tree falls on a Mime, does he make a sound?



Does anyone care?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620180.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620180.page GMT Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Nerivant wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:If a tree falls on a Mime, does he make a sound?



Does anyone care?
No. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620186.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620186.page GMT Re:All the corny jokes we can muster.
Coolyo294 wrote:
Nerivant wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:If a tree falls on a Mime, does he make a sound?



Does anyone care?
No.



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What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?
Arrrrrrrby's.

Where does a pirate like to go for a walk?
In the parrrrrrrrrrk.

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A stick.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620498.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620498.page GMT Re:All the corny jokes we can muster. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620690.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620690.page GMT All the corny jokes we can muster.
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"Whats yellow with 4 doors and 4 wheels?

a banana car Duh!"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620705.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620705.page GMT All the corny jokes we can muster. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620764.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/413483/3620764.page GMT