<![CDATA[Latest posts for the thread "Ask the Emperor"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/31.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5933398.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5933398.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5933499.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5933499.page GMT Ask the Emperor
-- could solve everything in the Imperium]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5933549.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5933549.page GMT Re:Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5933702.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5933702.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934274.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934274.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934351.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934351.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934363.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934363.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934449.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934449.page GMT Ask the Emperor (repeat x100)

After all, what's he gonna do to stop it? ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934536.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934536.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934679.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934679.page GMT Ask the Emperor
 Necroagogo wrote:
Why didn't you take parenting classes?

This. And maybe why did you let games workshop be your marketing agents.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934871.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5934871.page GMT Re:Ask the Emperor
Ok, slightly more seriously - how aware are you of everything that goes on in the Imperium?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5935088.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5935088.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5935351.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5935351.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5935472.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5935472.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5935666.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5935666.page GMT Ask the Emperor
After all, you have to know these things when you're an emperor, you know.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5936525.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5936525.page GMT Ask the Emperor
 Happyjew wrote:
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

After all, you have to know these things when you're an emperor, you know.


Roughly 24 miles per hour, or 11 meters per second.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5936781.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5936781.page GMT Ask the Emperor
 Happyjew wrote:
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

After all, you have to know these things when you're an emperor, you know.


African or European?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5937012.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5937012.page GMT Ask the Emperor
 Mr. Burning wrote:
 Happyjew wrote:
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

After all, you have to know these things when you're an emperor, you know.


African or European?


This is how Warp Portals get opened up in the Emperor's throne room...
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 JesterBird wrote:
WHY WON'T YOU SEND THE OTHER MARINES TOURNAMENT ORGANIZER TO HELP FIND DARK ANGELS CURE FOR RED THIRST??


..Is how I read it, don't know about anyone else.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5937229.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5937229.page GMT Ask the Emperor Also what Necroagogo said.
Edit: missing word]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5937487.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5937487.page GMT Ask the Emperor
 Happyjew wrote:
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

After all, you have to know these things when you're an emperor, you know.

Hah!

On topic:
How do we stop the Imperium of Man from collapsing?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5937635.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5937635.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5937893.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5937893.page GMT Ask the Emperor
 Dark Apostle 666 wrote:
Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
(repeat x100)

After all, what's he gonna do to stop it?


Well, if the Emperor can do things like power control the Astronomicon and enable warp travel throughout the Imperium, and also randomly give people halfway across the galaxy visions, I think he can spare a bit of his psychic power to zap you when you are right in front of him.

Anyways, I'd ask him, "THEN WHO WAS PHONE?".]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5938553.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5938553.page GMT Ask the Emperor http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5939937.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5939937.page GMT Ask the Emperor
 Dark Apostle 666 wrote:
Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
(repeat x100)

After all, what's he gonna do to stop it?


Obliterate your soul maybe?

"Why didn't you tell the primarchs about chaos?"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5939975.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/545301/5939975.page GMT