Captain Fantastic wrote:
That dolphin slaughter part was too much for me. I don't care what it is, I don't want to see a living creature writhe in unimaginable agony of having its throat cut. Fair warning to those faint of heart.

Hitler really doesn't seem bad at all compared to Andrew Jackson or the British Monarchy as a whole. Different sides of the coin, which is just plain old imperialism.

 Captain Fantastic wrote:

Hitler really doesn't seem bad at all compared to Andrew Jackson or the British Monarchy as a whole. Different sides of the coin, which is just plain old imperialism.

 Hordini wrote:

 Captain Fantastic wrote:

Hitler really doesn't seem bad at all compared to Andrew Jackson or the British Monarchy as a whole. Different sides of the coin, which is just plain old imperialism.

That is probably the largest amount of insanity distilled into two sentences that I've ever seen.

 Hordini wrote:

 Captain Fantastic wrote:

Hitler really doesn't seem bad at all compared to Andrew Jackson or the British Monarchy as a whole. Different sides of the coin, which is just plain old imperialism.

That is probably the largest amount of insanity distilled into two sentences that I've ever seen.

 d-usa wrote:

 Hordini wrote:

 Captain Fantastic wrote:

Hitler really doesn't seem bad at all compared to Andrew Jackson or the British Monarchy as a whole. Different sides of the coin, which is just plain old imperialism.

That is probably the largest amount of insanity distilled into two sentences that I've ever seen.

But he is on the right track:

I have it on pretty good authority that Southrn States owned slaves that were the descendants of bastard slave children fathered by the founders of our country as well as prominent British royal bloodlines.

They were able to crossbreed these slaves in an attempt to combine these blood lines and to allow the dominat white genes to overpower the recessive African genes. They were pretty close to completing this experiment when the abolitionists were gaining ground and began to endanger their quest. The South knew that the North was morally right, but the quest for the perfect genetic leader was more important than human rights. So in an attempt to continue the quest for the perfect human that contained all the genetic wisdom of the founders of our country as well as the blood lines that brought us the Magna Carta they went to war until they could get the last slave that was the missing genetic link to their goal. In the final year of the Civil War they were able to give birth to the man that would be the father of the Great Leader. This man had all the genetics of every single founding father of this great nation, all their ambitions and morals. But when the war was lost they also lost control of this child and he left the south.

The Daughters of the Confederacy maintained the records and thought that the experiment had failed. But they learned that this child fled to Austria and through pure coincidence he slept with a peasant woman that was a lost member of the great European bloodlines that would be the mother of the Great Leader. They were excited that their experiment was completed by pure luck. They now had the being they spend hundreds of years to create. The ultimate genetic combination of every signatory of the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Magna Carta.

The Daughters used their contacts with the Illuminati to ensure that this man would rise to power to create the New World Order that would bring American greatness to the rest of the world. They used their contacts in the press to make him Man of the Year to help promote him to the world.

But their experiment failed. Hitler, the ultimate genetic combination of every founding father, went rouge. Just like the founding fathers, he went mad with power. They had hoped that the good traits of the founding fathers would overpower their evil natures, but Andrew Jacksons evil nature was the strongest and drove Hitler mad. He knew that he could do whatever he wanted because he had an ace in his hand. If anybody tried to stop him, he would expose the secret US program that created him.

The United States would have to stop him to maintain their secret. They went to war, but the isolationists were powerful. To silence them the Daughters of the Confederacy and the Illuminati created the lies and deception that would become known as the Holocaust. In the end the Illuminati were able to stage Hitlers suicide and burned his body so that no genetic evidence of their experiment remained.

The experiments continued, and the Daughters of the Confederacy continue with their attempts to create the ultimate genetic founding father. Their latest attempt had a genetic miscalculation and the recessive African genes became dominant. They are still trying to get rid of Obama today...

(It's been a slow evening...)

 d-usa wrote:

 Hordini wrote:

 Captain Fantastic wrote:

Hitler really doesn't seem bad at all compared to Andrew Jackson or the British Monarchy as a whole. Different sides of the coin, which is just plain old imperialism.

That is probably the largest amount of insanity distilled into two sentences that I've ever seen.

But he is on the right track:

I have it on pretty good authority that Southrn States owned slaves that were the descendants of bastard slave children fathered by the founders of our country as well as prominent British royal bloodlines.

They were able to crossbreed these slaves in an attempt to combine these blood lines and to allow the dominat white genes to overpower the recessive African genes. They were pretty close to completing this experiment when the abolitionists were gaining ground and began to endanger their quest. The South knew that the North was morally right, but the quest for the perfect genetic leader was more important than human rights. So in an attempt to continue the quest for the perfect human that contained all the genetic wisdom of the founders of our country as well as the blood lines that brought us the Magna Carta they went to war until they could get the last slave that was the missing genetic link to their goal. In the final year of the Civil War they were able to give birth to the man that would be the father of the Great Leader. This man had all the genetics of every single founding father of this great nation, all their ambitions and morals. But when the war was lost they also lost control of this child and he left the south.

The Daughters of the Confederacy maintained the records and thought that the experiment had failed. But they learned that this child fled to Austria and through pure coincidence he slept with a peasant woman that was a lost member of the great European bloodlines that would be the mother of the Great Leader. They were excited that their experiment was completed by pure luck. They now had the being they spend hundreds of years to create. The ultimate genetic combination of every signatory of the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Magna Carta.

The Daughters used their contacts with the Illuminati to ensure that this man would rise to power to create the New World Order that would bring American greatness to the rest of the world. They used their contacts in the press to make him Man of the Year to help promote him to the world.

But their experiment failed. Hitler, the ultimate genetic combination of every founding father, went rouge. Just like the founding fathers, he went mad with power. They had hoped that the good traits of the founding fathers would overpower their evil natures, but Andrew Jacksons evil nature was the strongest and drove Hitler mad. He knew that he could do whatever he wanted because he had an ace in his hand. If anybody tried to stop him, he would expose the secret US program that created him.

The United States would have to stop him to maintain their secret. They went to war, but the isolationists were powerful. To silence them the Daughters of the Confederacy and the Illuminati created the lies and deception that would become known as the Holocaust. In the end the Illuminati were able to stage Hitlers suicide and burned his body so that no genetic evidence of their experiment remained.

The experiments continued, and the Daughters of the Confederacy continue with their attempts to create the ultimate genetic founding father. Their latest attempt had a genetic miscalculation and the recessive African genes became dominant. They are still trying to get rid of Obama today...

(It's been a slow evening...)