<![CDATA[Latest posts for the thread "Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/54.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/weird/2014/05/19/maine-suspect-surrenders-mountain-dew-mill/9289331/

PORTLAND, Maine — Police say a home invasion suspect who'd been hiding in the woods for several days had two conditions for giving up: chocolate milk, and Mountain Dew.

Police say 30-year-old Michael Crockett Jr. of Buxton was thirsty and hungry — and covered with mosquito bites and ticks — when he surrendered Sunday night.

York County Chief Deputy William L. King Jr. told the Portland Press Herald (http://bit.ly/1jNBgRG ) that he purchased Mountain Dew and chocolate milk under terms of the surrender terms after the man emerged from woods with his hands held high. Crockett's lawyer, Amy Fairfield also ordered a pizza.

Police say Crockett is one of three people suspected of breaking into a Buxton home and assaulting and tying up the 60-year-old woman occupant last month. Two others were already arrested.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6849541.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6849541.page GMT Re:Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
Edit: I guess I should have read the article, since it's answered therein. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6849612.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6849612.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
Then again, as a tax payer, I think I could stomach footing the bill on chocolate milk and mountain dew in resolving a crisis situation.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6849969.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6849969.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6849999.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6849999.page GMT Re:Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850070.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850070.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
So long as no one expects this to become a 'right'.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850241.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850241.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850435.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850435.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850469.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850469.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
 curran12 wrote:
We have a nonviolent end to what could have been a dangerous standoff/manhunt, and the focus is on Mountain Dew.


People are always attracted to the disgusting and macabre. It's why people slow down to get a better look at traffic accidents. There isn't a lot of difference between Mountain Dew and a four car pile-up.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850485.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850485.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
Good on the cops for not just storming in there and shooting him up.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850551.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850551.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850555.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850555.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
 timetowaste85 wrote:
Mountain Dew is always a right, you Limey bastard.


A right to have type 2 diabetes. There is so much sugar in mountain dew I'm surprised it doesn't crystallise in the can. It doesn't even taste particularly nice.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850583.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850583.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew Lol]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850639.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850639.page GMT Re:Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
That being said, those are the last food and drink I would ask for in that situation. Also, what kind of woods do you have to be in to be covered in ticks? I've done my fair share of camping, even genuine "roughing it" camping, not just at state parks, and I've had a couple ticks, but covered?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850828.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850828.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
 timetowaste85 wrote:
Mountain Dew is always a right, you Limey bastard.


Nah, we get Lilt instead.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850870.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850870.page GMT Re:Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
 daedalus wrote:
Better that this ran taxpayers the cost of junk food than the cost of bullets.

That being said, those are the last food and drink I would ask for in that situation. Also, what kind of woods do you have to be in to be covered in ticks? I've done my fair share of camping, even genuine "roughing it" camping, not just at state parks, and I've had a couple ticks, but covered?


Well, if it is Maine, and the height of Spring/early summer when everything is hatching out there, and you're hiding out...I could see it. The Maine forests are rough as hell and they CRAWL with bugs, which I assume is even worse when you are focusing on hiding and staying out of sight (like say, burying yourself in brush on ground level with no fire, sleeping platform or protection).]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850879.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850879.page GMT Re:Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
 daedalus wrote:
Better that this ran taxpayers the cost of junk food than the cost of bullets.

That being said, those are the last food and drink I would ask for in that situation. Also, what kind of woods do you have to be in to be covered in ticks? I've done my fair share of camping, even genuine "roughing it" camping, not just at state parks, and I've had a couple ticks, but covered?


WAT me tax payers monies is going into junk food?!

Im sure it was just an exaggeration about him being covered. or he was combat crawling across the entire forest.

I dont know though if i had to have a last meal, it would probably involve pizza and mountain dew. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850897.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6850897.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew
Mt Dew? Hell no! frak dat. Gimme some nice root beer, with real Cane Sugar!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6851060.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6851060.page GMT Suspect will leave woods for mountain dew http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6851073.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/596007/6851073.page GMT