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Texas Police Find Loaded Gun in Woman's Vagina
By ILDEFONSO ORTIZ8 Sep 20153,255

A routine traffic stop in Waco, Texas, resulted in police officers finding drugs in the vehicle and a loaded pistol in a woman’s vagina. Waco police officers had initially pulled over a 1998 Toyota SUV in the city’s north side on Monday night, information released by Waco Police revealed.

It was during that traffic stop that authorities found 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under the driver’s seat. Officers arrested 30-year-old Gabriel Garcia who had been driving the truck. The traffic stop was made near West Elementary School. The school is a drug and gun free zone.

Authorities found a second drug stash in the purse of 31-year-old Ashley Cecilia Castaneda. In her purse police found a set of scales as well as 29.5 grams of methamphetamine.

During their transport to the municipal jail, Castaneda told authorities that she had a loaded weapon in her vagina. Police stopped and retrieved a loaded Smith and Wesson .22 caliber handgun hidden inside the woman. The pistol was fully loaded, including a round in the chamber. Authorities did not indicate if the gun’s safety device was engaged.

The handgun is a Smith and Wesson Escort. The .22 caliber pocket pistol entered the market in May of 1970, according to the gun history website, UnblinkingEye.com. The magazine has a capacity of five rounds. With an additional round in the chamber, Castaneda would have been carrying six rounds.

Both Garcia and Castaneda were charged with possession of a controlled substance in a drug free zone because the arrest took place near a school. Castaneda was also slapped with charge of unlawfully carrying a weapon. Bond for Garcia was set at $10,000 while bond for Castaneda was set at $31,000.

The firearm and the drugs were seized as evidence.


This is actually not the first time I've seen this story. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112077.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112077.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately
 Ouze wrote:
This is actually not the first time I've seen this story.

I was thinking that I had read a similar story before. I wonder is this a trend?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112082.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112082.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112122.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112122.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately
 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was just thinking this had been posted before...I know that according to South Park, some women like to use tools like phones and zuccinis to get off...but a loaded revolver is the love child of Russian Roulette and 7 Minutes in Heaven.


Well, the Smith and Wesson Escort is a semi-automatic, so it's pretty much the worst choice for Russian Roulette. Unless of course you're going second, then it's the best choice. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112155.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112155.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately
 Ouze wrote:
The .22 caliber pocket pistol entered the market


So that's what the kids are calling it these days...]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112185.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112185.page GMT Re:From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112203.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112203.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112217.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112217.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately
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There needs to be a song about this.

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I guess anything goes with girls of that... caliber...]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112320.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112320.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately
 Alex C wrote:
I love how it doesn't mention the police being shocked at all, like this happens regularly.


It does mention they didn't say whether the safety was on or off, so I'm assuming they weren't worried until that point.

I guess anything goes with girls of that... caliber...


I am irritated and amused in equal measure. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112333.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112333.page GMT Re:From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112351.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112351.page GMT Re:From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately
 Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:
So when a cop goes to retrieve the weapon, how do they safely grab it? (In theory) there's not too much room to feel around. What if it goes off?


Good question, don't know the answer. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112446.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112446.page GMT Re:From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112456.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112456.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112524.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112524.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112529.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112529.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately
 BaronIveagh wrote:
I just figure it's just the fire arms industry catching up with the equality of the sexes. After all, this was a long time ago for men...



i've actually seen Tom Savini's "cock gun" in person - the guy's a legend in the physical props and FX circles. It started out as a joke, but he showed them it could be done and he made it work. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112757.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112757.page GMT Re:From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112785.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112785.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112947.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112947.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112962.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8112962.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately
 Sigvatr wrote:
Redefining the meaning of getting "bang for your buck".
Not to mention shooting from the hip!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8113016.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/663270/8113016.page GMT From my cold, dead fingers. Or, alternately
 Alex C wrote:
I love how it doesn't mention the police being shocked at all, like this happens regularly.

I guess anything goes with girls of that... caliber...


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