kronk wrote:
"Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night.

Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life!"

Dude, Chaotic Neutral Gnome Cleric of Pangrus

Sir Terry Pratchett wrote:if Cats looked like Frogs, we'd realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember

Sir Terry Pratchett wrote:Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often caused by a lack of wisdom

Sir Terry Pratchett wrote:It's not worth doing something, unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it

Sir Terry Pratchett wrote:God does not play dice with the Universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the other players (I.e. everybody) to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch black room with blank cards, for infinite stakes, and a dealer who won't tell you the rules and who smiles all the time

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:


Terry Pratchett, actually. Speaking of the great man...

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

Sir Terry Pratchett wrote:Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often caused by a lack of wisdom

Population: None. Although you might see people from time to time, they are most likely products of your imagination. Simple mathematics tells us that the population of the Universe must be zero. Why? Well given that the volume of the universe is infinite there must be an infinite number of worlds. But not all of them are populated; therefore only a finite number are. Any finite number divided by infinity is zero, therefore the average population of the Universe is zero, and so the total population must be zero.

"There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes."

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. ~ George Shaw

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Eddit Catflap in Filthy, Rich and Catflap wrote:Richie please I'm begging you, no I'm threatening you, if you don't shut up I'm gonna cut your head off. Shove it in the microwave, wait until it goes ping, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter and ram it up your backside. SO JUST SHUT UP!

Richie Rich, in Filthy, Rich and Catflap wrote: And completely by surprise, you're going to die. Yeah, everyone will think it was an accident except me, the strange enigmatic figure with the chainsaw.

Eddie Catflap wrote:Richie, it's your choice. I can either stuff the meat into the oven, you into the oven, or the oven into you. Which is it to be?

Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.
-- Daniel Webster