<![CDATA[Latest posts for the thread "Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of..."]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/31.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... !!!!WAAAGH GRIZGUTZ!!!!

Also known as the Lost Waaagh!, it was lead into the Morloq system in 978.M41 by Ork Warlord Grizgutz, a noted kleptomaniac. Due to a strange accident of Warp-travel he returned in system earlier then he launched the Waaagh! itself. Grizlutz murdered his doppelgänger to have a spare of his favourite gun and a resulting confusion stopped the Waaagh! in its tracks]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4799138.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4799138.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...

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 Von Chogg wrote:
Anyone with the codex can read that... and what is the discussion value exactly...?




Owned the codex for years never noticed it. I was pointing out the humor. *Hands him the buzzkill award* ever think some people don't read codexes that aren't their own?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4801668.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4801668.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
 Von Chogg wrote:
Anyone with the codex can read that... and what is the discussion value exactly...?




And the discussion value is that this is funny as feth, so be happy, not prickish]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4801676.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4801676.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4801793.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4801793.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
Grimskull was a rather brutally cunning Ork.

But nothing will beat good ole' Gorgutz, the great Ork escape artist.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4801818.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4801818.page GMT Re:Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... I mean, the guy invaded the Warp! You can't beat that.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4801871.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4801871.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
 Arcsquad12 wrote:
But nothing will beat good ole' Gorgutz, the great Ork escape artist.
Always gotta remember to come back and fight another day ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4802067.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4802067.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4802081.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4802081.page GMT Re:Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4802114.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4802114.page GMT Re:Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4802130.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4802130.page GMT Re:Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
 DakkaHammer wrote:
I think my favorite bit of the codex was where they mentioned setting "light to the other Boyz merely so they will 'do the burny dance'."


Tis a bad way for boyz to go... ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4802155.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4802155.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4815650.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4815650.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
 Arcsquad12 wrote:


But nothing will beat good ole' Gorgutz, the great Ork escape artist.


Gorgutz is pretty much the Bin Laden of 40k ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4815804.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4815804.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
Fotherington-Thomas wrote:
I recall in Waaaagh Da Orks they were explaining how Gargants get built and there was some fluff about a fight between the Orks and the Empire when an Imperial Titan pitches up on the battlefield and starts blowing the living daylights out of the Orks, one turns to his mate and say something alone the lines of "I wonder if dats the Emperor the hoomies are always goin' on about, they keep sayin' he's coming ta give us a good kickin'."


yep in that same story it inspires the big mek to make his own creations known as the Stompahs! :p Never bring bigger guns to an ork fight


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 Col_Torsin wrote:
 Arcsquad12 wrote:


But nothing will beat good ole' Gorgutz, the great Ork escape artist.


Gorgutz is pretty much the Bin Laden of 40k


ALLLAH Waaaaghkba!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4816015.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4816015.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4816018.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4816018.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
 TheAngrySquig wrote:
 Von Chogg wrote:
Anyone with the codex can read that... and what is the discussion value exactly...?




And the discussion value is that this is funny as feth, so be happy, not prickish


Seconded.

I wasn't aware of this and it made me chuckle


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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
When it comes to badassery, Tuska wins hands down.
I mean, the guy invaded the Warp! You can't beat that.


Can Orks even breed/repopulate in the warp?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4821663.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4821663.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
 Henners91 wrote:
 TheAngrySquig wrote:
 Von Chogg wrote:
Anyone with the codex can read that... and what is the discussion value exactly...?




And the discussion value is that this is funny as feth, so be happy, not prickish


Seconded.

I wasn't aware of this and it made me chuckle


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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
When it comes to badassery, Tuska wins hands down.
I mean, the guy invaded the Warp! You can't beat that.


Can Orks even breed/repopulate in the warp?


No idea. They might be able to, provided the demons are stupid enough to let them
That would be scary though. Imagine there being Ork/Demon hybrids.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4821680.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4821680.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
 Henners91 wrote:

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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
When it comes to badassery, Tuska wins hands down.
I mean, the guy invaded the Warp! You can't beat that.


Can Orks even breed/repopulate in the warp?


Not in the open warp but on a daemon world maybe... and No Daemon orks but some mutated orks are a possibility]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4822304.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4822304.page GMT Re:Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
When it comes to badassery, Tuska wins hands down.
I mean, the guy invaded the Warp! You can't beat that.


I also agree with this Tuska is the freakin man. Goes to a demon world that is, itself, a giant demon and starts shooting the ground, the demon world gets mad and the WAAAGH! begins. Classic Ork style.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4822716.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4822716.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... He's truly found Orky heaven haha ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4823366.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4823366.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4823436.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4823436.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
 Warboss Gideon wrote:
Tuska, locked in the warp for all eternity fighting a giant daemon meatball
He's truly found Orky heaven haha


actually my favorite part if the other places he ransacks before the flesh planet.

I love how they talk about glittering labryinths and temptress demons all getting shootas and iron shod boots kicking them in.


Demonette: Greetings my new master how may I ease your tensions?

Tuska: ... *eyes glaze over with a big grin before suddenly - Boot to da head!* ...Dawww ur 'eads are too soft!

Have you guys actually ever read the killa kan entry though? That had me in real tears when they wrote it

I just love the idea of Killa kans instinctively cowering at the sound of bolter fire ... or how when they are first implanted they go mad with power and kill all their bullies in the night ... it's not so much that part which is funny to me but the sentence where it says the mek and painboy responsible for wiring the gretchin in don't stop him they just look on in a sort of parental pride as he does it. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4823731.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4823731.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4823802.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4823802.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
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And the dudes army

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/293742.page]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4823817.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4823817.page GMT Re:Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4824016.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4824016.page GMT Re:Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of...
made me love this character]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4824526.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4824526.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4827257.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4827257.page GMT Perhaps the funniest Waaagh I have ever heard of... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4827334.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/478098/4827334.page GMT