Kriswall wrote:
A friend of mine, who we'll refer to as "The Tomato", proposed the following scenario.

In a move of pure desperation, a splinter group of radical Inquisitors arrange a highly powered teleportation flare to teleport an entire Ork Waaagh directly to the Imperial Palace. The bulk of the Orks are intended to keep the Custodes and other Palace defenses busy.

The Pain Boyz, Big Meks and a veritable army of Grots trained in the Orderly and Oiler Artz are teleported straight into the Throne Room after having been psychically conditioned to believe that the Emperor is an Avatar of Gork (or maybe Mork) and that he's hurt bad. Naturally, they do everything they can to fix him up.

They have free time, all the resources in the Throne Room, which presumably includes tons of tech and whatever they happened to have on them.

What happens next?

 kronk wrote:

 Kriswall wrote:
A friend of mine, who we'll refer to as "The Tomato", proposed the following scenario.

In a move of pure desperation, a splinter group of radical Inquisitors arrange a highly powered teleportation flare to teleport an entire Ork Waaagh directly to the Imperial Palace. The bulk of the Orks are intended to keep the Custodes and other Palace defenses busy.

The Pain Boyz, Big Meks and a veritable army of Grots trained in the Orderly and Oiler Artz are teleported straight into the Throne Room after having been psychically conditioned to believe that the Emperor is an Avatar of Gork (or maybe Mork) and that he's hurt bad. Naturally, they do everything they can to fix him up.

They have free time, all the resources in the Throne Room, which presumably includes tons of tech and whatever they happened to have on them.

What happens next?

This. This happens next!



Linky

 kronk wrote:

 Kriswall wrote:
A friend of mine, who we'll refer to as "The Tomato", proposed the following scenario.

In a move of pure desperation, a splinter group of radical Inquisitors arrange a highly powered teleportation flare to teleport an entire Ork Waaagh directly to the Imperial Palace. The bulk of the Orks are intended to keep the Custodes and other Palace defenses busy.

The Pain Boyz, Big Meks and a veritable army of Grots trained in the Orderly and Oiler Artz are teleported straight into the Throne Room after having been psychically conditioned to believe that the Emperor is an Avatar of Gork (or maybe Mork) and that he's hurt bad. Naturally, they do everything they can to fix him up.

They have free time, all the resources in the Throne Room, which presumably includes tons of tech and whatever they happened to have on them.

What happens next?

This. This happens next!




hahahahha. that's awesome
Linky

Jollydevil wrote:
FIXING THE GOLDEN THRONE
Roll 2D6 to determine the success of the operation on the golden throne. If a double is rolled for the operation, consult the chart below.
1,1 BOOM: The golden throne explodes, leaving a crackling orb of unreality in its place. The meks all proceed to scratch their heads wondering what happened.
2,2 Oops: The painboys mistake the emperors brain for the writhing body of a squig. All squigs are suddenly turned to super psykers due to the unholy union of emperor and squig for the remainder of the turn.
3,3 Gah: After a series of teleporta accidents, the emperor materializes in the wrong place and is never seen again. Remove the Emperor from play.
4,4 WAAAGH: The emperor is awakened in a state of fury, soon realizing his leg is being used by several orks to beat the chief painboy senseless. Initiate a WAAAGH for all imperial troops in the galaxy immediately.
5,5 Roboemperor: The emperors limbs and vital functions are all replaced by robotic parts, enabling him to now roam the galaxy stomping out all evil much like robocop.
6,6 Flux capacitor: Utilizing an STC from the year 1985, the Golden Throne is attached to a battlewagon, painted red, and accelerated to 88 miles per hour to go back in time and kill Horus. However, this creates a paradox, and time soon implodes in on itself. Resolve this action with a strength 40 really really really really really large blast template centered over the imperium itself.
Was it worth it dakka?