<![CDATA[Latest posts for the thread "A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/69.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215195.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215195.page GMT A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K Baby are you Khorne? Cause I'd drink your period from the skull of my enemy!
Baby are you Nurgle? Cause I'm infected by your beauty!
Baby are you Tzeentch? Cause you look just as planned!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215265.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215265.page GMT A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
 Mantorok wrote:
Baby are you Slaanesh? Cause I'm Beguiled!
Baby are you Khorne? Cause I'd drink your period from the skull of my enemy!
Baby are you Nurgle? Cause I'm infected by your beauty!
Baby are you Tzeentch? Cause you look just as planned!


Made me laugh! Exalted!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215286.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215286.page GMT A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
 Mantorok wrote:
Baby are you Slaanesh? Cause I'm Beguiled!
Baby are you Khorne? Cause I'd drink your period from the skull of my enemy!
Baby are you Nurgle? Cause I'm infected by your beauty!
Baby are you Tzeentch? Cause you look just as planned!

These are not pick-up lines. These are literally capital crimes that would warrant the speaker's torture and subsequent execution.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215287.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215287.page GMT A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
 AlexHolker wrote:
 Mantorok wrote:
Baby are you Slaanesh? Cause I'm Beguiled!
Baby are you Khorne? Cause I'd drink your period from the skull of my enemy!
Baby are you Nurgle? Cause I'm infected by your beauty!
Baby are you Tzeentch? Cause you look just as planned!

These are not pick-up lines. These are literally capital crimes that would warrant the speaker's torture and subsequent execution.


Oh man what a buzzkill.

Alright then housabout a little Emprah Loving?

Baby are you the Emperor of Mankind? Cause I'm into necrophilia!
also:
I can see the beauty of our beloved Emperor in your eyes.
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 Grimtuff wrote:
Once you go 28mm you'll never go back baby.




Are you wearing power armor? Cause my primary weapon is AP3!

In all seriousness it'd probably be something like:

Hey honey I can make you feel like a woman again! (cause she's celibate 4 da emperor)
I bet you look fine under all that armor!
You're real feisty, huh!
I like a strong woman, more fun to dominate!

Eww. These lines are sleazy. Not fun to write.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215349.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215349.page GMT A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
 Mantorok wrote:

I can see the beauty of our beloved Emperor in your eyes.


This one is almost romantic... Should I post a picture of Zapp Brannigan for further inspiration?]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215353.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215353.page GMT A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
epronovost wrote:
 Mantorok wrote:

I can see the beauty of our beloved Emperor in your eyes.


This one is almost romantic... Should I post a picture of Zapp Brannigan for further inspiration?


It would be romantic if I wasn't talking about a 16ft man who could kill with a glance and took over half the galaxy.

In the idea of being romantic:

Our lives are a series of enduring pains, but your visage lights the way to a better tomorrow.
By the Emperor, your beauty will purify the darkness in this place.
The Emperor has crafted you in such a way that you could save the hearts of men.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215371.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215371.page GMT A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
I'm assuming that one will still work 40,000 years from now. You're welcome, Space Wolves everywhere]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215413.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215413.page GMT A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
 Mantorok wrote:
Baby are you Slaanesh? Cause I'm Beguiled!
Baby are you Khorne? Cause I'd drink your period from the skull of my enemy!
Baby are you Nurgle? Cause I'm infected by your beauty!
Baby are you Tzeentch? Cause you look just as planned!

Nuff said. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215424.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215424.page GMT A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
Spoiler:
Hey baby, nice scars. Want to come get some more?


You look like you could lift me. Want to come find out?


Is that a bolt pistol in your blouse, or... ok, ok, it's a bolt pistol, I'm sorry!


Ignoring that the OP said the Sister was under cover...

Spoiler:
That armour is exquisite... it would be even more stunning on my dungeon floor.


Hey, baby... you ever get bored of having to self-flagellate?
]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215430.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215430.page GMT Re:A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K Do you have a plasma cannon? Because it suddenly got hot...

Also on 40k pickup lines, I found this one:

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"Nice piece, and your pistol's pretty cool too!"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215730.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215730.page GMT Re:A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
 Iron_Captain wrote:
Also on 40k pickup lines, I found this one:
Oh my... This is perfect.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215793.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215793.page GMT Re:A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
 ZergSmasher wrote:
*Looks at Sister from behind*

"Nice piece, and your pistol's pretty cool too!"


Whoa, bro.
You shouldn't talk about your sister that way.

Imperator Rex? More Like Imperator Sex.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215805.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215805.page GMT A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
"Come to my house tonight and we can re-roll to hit together"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215823.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8215823.page GMT Re:A new Joke thread: Sleezy pick-up line for 40K
 ZergSmasher wrote:
*Looks at Sister from behind*

"Nice piece, and your pistol's pretty cool too!"


Love this one for a hive ganger.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8216054.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/668329/8216054.page GMT