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How long do divorce proceedings typically take these days?


Edit: It should be noted that the Wife special rule ignores saves. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231180.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231180.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231217.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231217.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231237.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231237.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231555.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231555.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231570.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231570.page GMT Warlord titan question
 AnomanderRake wrote:
Especially once you tell her that it's only actually legal if you're playing a 30k game of at least 12,000pts so you need to get the rest of your army too.


Or 40k game of notably less. It has 40k rules as well and no 25% rule in 40k ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231714.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231714.page GMT Warlord titan question
tneva82 wrote:
 AnomanderRake wrote:
Especially once you tell her that it's only actually legal if you're playing a 30k game of at least 12,000pts so you need to get the rest of your army too.


Or 40k game of notably less. It has 40k rules as well and no 25% rule in 40k

Because it is only usable in games of Apocalypse]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231742.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231742.page GMT Warlord titan question
Could've held out for the Psi-Titan.....most expensive single model ever.

And almost certainly the killiest and most impossible to kill (WC2 ability. Roll D6 to match your missing Hull Points. Get one back for each 5+....and it has 30 Hull Points. And is immune to Haywire)]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231759.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231759.page GMT Warlord titan question
 CrownAxe wrote:
tneva82 wrote:
 AnomanderRake wrote:
Especially once you tell her that it's only actually legal if you're playing a 30k game of at least 12,000pts so you need to get the rest of your army too.


Or 40k game of notably less. It has 40k rules as well and no 25% rule in 40k

Because it is only usable in games of Apocalypse


Only if your opponents don't agree.

HH book 5 has the rules and you can take it as LOW choice. And unlike 30k 40k has no 25% rule so you just need enough points for titan+HQ+2 troops. Or go unbound.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231777.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9231777.page GMT Warlord titan question
SJ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9232903.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9232903.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9232907.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9232907.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9233168.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9233168.page GMT Warlord titan question
Wife + Warlord Titan ÷ Explanation of cost x fething annoyed wife = divorce and half a Warlord Titan on eBay

Now, if we assume some added variables:

Wife + Warlord Titan = Fething annoyed wife ÷ Liberal application of DREADSOCK to said wife = happiness, Warlord Titan + possible custodial sentence unless you are as good at hide and seek as Cypher

Clearly the second option is preferable on all accounts.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9233830.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9233830.page GMT Warlord titan question
SJ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9233948.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9233948.page GMT Warlord titan question
Because the warlord titan has like 5 void shields, and like 24 hull points so you should be ok. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9234020.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9234020.page GMT Re:Warlord titan question
Or, hide the evidence.

No matter what, for the foreseeable future, you will certainly get more pleasure from your titan than from your wife. Oh, and don't be surprised if she takes the titan in the divorce. Bitches be crazy!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9234070.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9234070.page GMT Warlord titan question
 Backspacehacker wrote:


Because the warlord titan has like 5 void shields, and like 24 hull points so you should be ok.


30 HP, actually, and 6 shields.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9234087.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9234087.page GMT Re:Warlord titan question
 Gobbla wrote:
Patiently and lovingly explain how this hobby is soooo much less expensive than boating, hunting, or ATV'ing. And, safer. Then, casually inquire as to the costs of her hair, fingernail and toenail maintenance (and be prepared to learn she spends more on that stuff than you spend on this hobby).

Or, hide the evidence.

No matter what, for the foreseeable future, you will certainly get more pleasure from your titan than from your wife. Oh, and don't be surprised if she takes the titan in the divorce. Bitches be crazy!


Hide the evidence? How on Earth do you hide a Warlord Titan?

Unless you are, CCCCCCRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9234115.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9234115.page GMT Warlord titan question
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SJ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9234331.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9234331.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9235888.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9235888.page GMT Warlord titan question Then she'll just shout at you over X Reason and completely miss that you bought a $2000 lump of Resin]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9235892.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9235892.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9236144.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9236144.page GMT Re:Warlord titan question
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 ncshooter426 wrote:
Let's assume for a moment that last night I placed an order for a Warlord titan, along with the weapon set and the missile system for the top.

How long do divorce proceedings typically take these days?


Edit: It should be noted that the Wife special rule ignores saves.


Even with a reasonably amicable proceedings, it’s going to be at or around 6 months. Longer if things get ugly. I’m still technically married at this point, and The Wife started procedures back in August. Should be finished, but there was a scheduling problem with the judge finalizing things. So we have another month or two to go.

If she lawyers up and gets all formal about it, you will probably be paying over titan costs in legal fees. On the plus side, the acting party pays quite a bit more. So it would cost well over what the Warlord did to ditch you.

I would check the shipping info and make sure you have a decent supply of chocolate and wine on hand for when it shows up. Might be worth investing in a few dozen chick flicks to distract her while you go off to the workbench and abandon her.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9236192.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9236192.page GMT Warlord titan question
 techsoldaten wrote:
Too bad Warlord class Titans do not come with mammary attachments or an auxiliary vagina.

Give Wargame Exclusive a week.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9236210.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9236210.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9237559.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9237559.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9237703.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9237703.page GMT Warlord titan question How many were over $200?

If you add in the shoes..... check and mate]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9238366.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9238366.page GMT Warlord titan question http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9240595.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9240595.page GMT Warlord titan question Which do you need more;
A wife who will
-Nag you
-Buy expensive stuff
-Complain about your purchases
-Interrupt guy time
-Prevent you from bringing friends round for a game
-Forbid you from making an awesome table because it "takes up too much space"

or

A Warlord Titan who will
-Instantly give every other gamer at your club/store penis envy
-Be a bro and not drink all your beers
-Give you many months of joyful assembly and painting
-Listen to your grumblings with patient silence
-Destroy your foes on the 28mm battlefield
-Happily stay out of the way when your friends are around
-Let you build as much terrain as you want AND a massive 12'x12' table for it to go on
-Give you as much guy time as you need

Do the maths. I trust you will make the right choice.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9241088.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/719617/9241088.page GMT