<![CDATA[Latest posts for the thread "Diarrhea Spiders"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/31.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net Diarrhea Spiders 40K. And diarrhea probably kills more guardsmen than anything else. And I can totally see a story where they show up for a big war and there's like Abaddon and all the other big Chaos guys reading off the lists of legions and chapters and warbands...

Abaddon: So we have the Black Legion and the Wold Eaters and the Red Corsairs and the ... Diarrhea Spiders?

Diarrhea Spider Lord: Here! We're here and ready to wreck some carnage in the name of...

Abaddon: Why... why are you called the Diarrhea Spiders?

Diarrhea Spider Lord: Well its scary, isn't it?

Abaddon: Is it? Its more gross.

Diarrhea Spider Lord: Right, gross and scary. Totally Chaos. 100% mate.

Abaddon: Heretic Marines are supposed to strike terror in the hearts of the servants of the false emperor.

Diarrhea Spider Lord: Nuthin' more terrifyin' than gettin' a case of diarrhea in a trench while live fire is flyin' over yer head and a scary demon runnin' atcha, is there?

Abaddon: Well...

Diarrhea Spider Lord: Except spiders!





ANYWAY, the name popped into my head because some of the new models have kind of spider themed helmets. Any suggestions for paint schemes? I've been having trouble thinking of something suitably cool without looking goofy. EDIT: This is a serious request. Cool paint suggestions please.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391709.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391709.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391730.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391730.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders
Silly names are always funnier in Latin. I’ve a plan to name my AT Titans after Viz characters.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391805.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391805.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391810.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391810.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Translate it into Latin using Google Translate.

'Diarrhea' is already Latin, though. Well, technically it's a Greek loan-word, but the point is that the Latin for 'diarrhea' is just 'diarrhea'.

Personally, I think 'Dysentery Spiders' sounds better anyway.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391854.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391854.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders
 Duskweaver wrote:
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Translate it into Latin using Google Translate.

'Diarrhea' is already Latin, though. Well, technically it's a Greek loan-word, but the point is that the Latin for 'diarrhea' is just 'diarrhea'.

Personally, I think 'Dysentery Spiders' sounds better anyway.


Shigella Spiders?

Salmonella Spiders?

Vibrio Spiders?

Cholera Spiders?

Typhoid Spiders?

Escherichia Spiders?

Coli Spiders?

Clostridium Spiders?

Cereus Spiders?


I rather like Shigella Spiders myself.

(All referring to real diseases and pathogens that cause diarrhoea)


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These guys really need to be devotees of Nurgle...]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391993.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10391993.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders wolf and fisher spiders have nice bands,
yellow and brown for the diarrhea?

thin lines of color on the pauldrons to look like legs,
paint multiple extra "eyes" on the helms to look like,
well, spider eyes!

http://bugoftheweek.com/blog/2012/8/16/big-spiders-are-a-little-scary-fishing-spiders-and-wolf-spiders

I love the idea, and it made my morning at work FAR more enjoyable!
Thank you!!


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Nice idea Haighus!

maybe make the squads/task forces named after the pathogens!?

Shigella Squad

Salmonella Squad

Vibrio VanGuard

Cholera Chosen

Typhoid Terminators

Escherichia Eradicators

that could add some good/bad humor to the flow of the game!


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 Haighus wrote:
 Duskweaver wrote:
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Translate it into Latin using Google Translate.

'Diarrhea' is already Latin, though. Well, technically it's a Greek loan-word, but the point is that the Latin for 'diarrhea' is just 'diarrhea'.

Personally, I think 'Dysentery Spiders' sounds better anyway.


Shigella Spiders?

Salmonella Spiders?

Vibrio Spiders?

Cholera Spiders?

Typhoid Spiders?

Escherichia Spiders?

Coli Spiders?

Clostridium Spiders?

Cereus Spiders?


I rather like Shigella Spiders myself.

(All referring to real diseases and pathogens that cause diarrhoea)


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These guys really need to be devotees of Nurgle...


I actually really like "Cholera Spiders". Its not as funny, but it sounds even more like something that belongs in 40K. And yeah, they should probably be Nurgel Worshipers.


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 NOLA Chris wrote:
Google image up some spiders for color combos...
wolf and fisher spiders have nice bands,
yellow and brown for the diarrhea?

thin lines of color on the pauldrons to look like legs,
paint multiple extra "eyes" on the helms to look like,
well, spider eyes!

http://bugoftheweek.com/blog/2012/8/16/big-spiders-are-a-little-scary-fishing-spiders-and-wolf-spiders

I love the idea, and it made my morning at work FAR more enjoyable!
Thank you!!



Good idea. I didn't even think about looking at real spiders!



I need to test out some color schemes on some models i guess.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10392559.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10392559.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10392566.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10392566.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders

Good idea. I didn't even think about looking at real spiders!



I need to test out some color schemes on some models i guess.




be sure to post them when you do,
I'd LOVE to see them!

I use google image a lot for color combos,
spiders, beetles, wasps, etc have some great colors and patterns]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394521.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394521.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders
Nurgle models would be great.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394753.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394753.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders
Amazing. That's what.

Carry on Lord Dark Brownicus von Mandibles of the Diarrhea Spiders! ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394778.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394778.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders
 jake wrote:


I actually really like "Cholera Spiders". Its not as funny, but it sounds even more like something that belongs in 40K. And yeah, they should probably be Nurgel Worshipers.



On further consideration, Choleric Spiders may roll of the tongue a bit better. I am fascinated to see where you go with this!

You should link any P&M thread you make here too.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394802.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394802.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders
 Haighus wrote:
Choleric Spiders may roll of the tongue a bit better.

That would suggest Khorne rather than Nurgle, though...]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394908.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394908.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders
I vote for shigella spiders, because shiga toxin is pretty scary.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394927.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/773241/10394927.page GMT Diarrhea Spiders
 Haighus wrote:
 jake wrote:


I actually really like "Cholera Spiders". Its not as funny, but it sounds even more like something that belongs in 40K. And yeah, they should probably be Nurgel Worshipers.



On further consideration, Choleric Spiders may roll of the tongue a bit better. I am fascinated to see where you go with this!

You should link any P&M thread you make here too.


Choleric spiders sound more like a nurgle khornate mixed Band that is angry and toxic.


Edit: tuberlochnida?

Could let blood drip form mouth pieces on a pale scheme with crosses and chithin like plates and spider scheme?
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