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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Hey,
Here's a simple game; what would your last words be?
To begin with:
"Of course I'm a nuclear physicist. Don't you trust me?"
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Post by: LooT
"Watch this".
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Post by: CuddlySquig
"It kinda looks like a...weapon"
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Post by: thenoobbomb
'F*ck this, I'm leaving'
44702
Post by: Trondheim
For the Emperor I give my life
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Post by: black templar
"COME AND HAVE A GO IF YA THINK YA HARD ENOUGH!"
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Post by: rockerbikie
Unfortunate.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
"Yeah, if that's a real gun then I'm a goddamn T-Rex."
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Post by: Castiel
"What's the worst that could happen?"
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Post by: snurl
What could possibly go wrong?
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Post by: DemetriDominov
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Post by: Asherian Command
"Forevermore."
Will confuse the feth out of anyone around me.
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Post by: Lord General Cheese
Feth this charge
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Post by: captain collius
HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS!!!
This phrase is the cause of at least 60% of all hospital visit in America.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
...I know I'm dying...there's something you should know...lean closer...closer than that...did you know this disease is infectious?
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Post by: Castiel
"I wonder what this big red button does?"
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Post by: PredaKhaine
My personal favourite cliche last words.
"I think we lost them"
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Post by: sierra 1247
"watch out for snipers? nah...."
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Post by: LooT
PredaKhaine wrote:...I know I'm dying...there's something you should know...lean closer...closer than that...did you know this disease is infectious?
Posthumous awesome points would be scored here 
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Post by: Avatrass
"I'll be back."
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Post by: p_gray99
They couldn't hit barn doors from this range!
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Major General John Sedgwick wrote:
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
http://www.phrases.org.uk/quotes/last-words/john-sedgwick.html
Terry Kath Rock musician of the band Chicago, died January 23, 1978 wrote:
"Don't worry, it's not loaded."
Morant, Lt. Henry H. "Breaker" Edwin Henry Murrant 1864-1902 Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet - To the firing squad that executed him. wrote:
"Shoot straight, you b*****ds! Don't make a mess of it!"
http://www.mapping.com/words.shtml
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Post by: thenoobbomb
'Did we win?'
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Post by: sierra 1247
Hey Brother Sergeant! Bet you 40 credits i can fly this thunderhawk through the planetary governors dining chambers.
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Post by: Talizvar
Hmmmm...
Hard choice between:
"You only live once."
OR
"Yes it is alot of fireworks, but think what it would look like setting them all off at once with a flame thrower!"
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Post by: Selym
Ahhh... Nothing like taking a leak behind a giant bulbous green tree trunk that's got tank armour nailed to it!
**GERROF MY LEG! WAAAGH!!!!**
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Post by: p_gray99
"These Eldar guns are literally driving me up the wall"
"Actually serg, I have to point out that that's an incorrect use of the word 'literally'- "
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Post by: snurl
Is this thing dead?
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Post by: wolfmerc
LOOK AT THIS CUTE LITTLE THING!!!!
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Post by: Selym
Five days and no orks! It's almost like we weren't actually deployed to armageddon!
-Sgt Jackhammer just before being eaten by a Tyranid ripper swarm on Calth.
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Post by: snurl
Does he bite?
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
"You know how I always told you that I hated you and you always said someday you'd change my mind?
Lean closer, look me in the eye, I'm being totally serious now. when I say "I've spent so much time with you over the years, you've stuck with me through thick and thin, you've helped me so much that I've come to regard you as.....someone I still hate."
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Post by: Selym
"Glory for the first man to die! Cha- "
-Commissar 1337, 1235th Death Korps of Kreig Infantry Company. First casualty of the 1000 year Waaagh on Skaros.
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Post by: ace101
I think that's the last of them..."
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Post by: Panzer1944
"You haven't seen the last of me."
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Post by: RivenSkull
Hold on I've got to take a leak.
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Post by: Necroshea
Let's split up! We can cover more ground!
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Post by: gnoise
"Chill dude, they're cool."
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
You could have someones eye out with that!
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Post by: The Observer
Either "MEDIC!" if I am fully aware of an enemy, or "I wonder whats in this cave." if I would act like I act in RPG's
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Post by: Selym
"Son... Come closer... Closer..." *Gasping*
"What is it dad?" *Trembling*
"I fethed your mum!" *Dies with a grin on his face*
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Post by: PredaKhaine
COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!
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Post by: Color Sgt. Kell
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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Post by: TheWildHost
JESUS CHRIST IT WAS A BEAR!
(After going into the brush alone on a hunting trip)
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Post by: Selym
WAAAGH! (as I charge fearlessly into some kind of melee)
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Post by: Trondheim
Lo there do I see my father.
Lo there do I see my mothers and my sisters and my brothers.
Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Oh, I suppose I can have one more then, they are wafer thin.
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Post by: snurl
Bullets wont stop them!
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Post by: PredaKhaine
My favourite last words ever:
"Megatron, is that you?"
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Post by: Selym
Me: "Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds!"
*Blam*
Commissar: "HERESY!"
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Post by: p_gray99
Nah, of course it's not poisoned!
What do you mean I shouldn't trust him?
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Post by: snurl
I cant miss at this range.
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Post by: Avatar 720
"Foolish Creed; you and what army?"
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Post by: hotsauceman1
My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"
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Post by: Trondheim
 hotsauceman1 wrote:My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"
Fail epic fail then.
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Post by: Avatar 720
"I know! Let's play Monopoly!"
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
No it's ok, lets split up.
You go check the haunted amusement arcade, I'll check the old disused factory.
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Post by: hotsauceman1
 Trondheim wrote: hotsauceman1 wrote:My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"
Fail epic fail then.
What should i put in it.
I was think a white dwarf aswell. This is meant to be a troll for my grandchild.
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Post by: captain collius
This plasma Cannon is awesome. Watch this.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
hotsauceman1 wrote: Trondheim wrote: hotsauceman1 wrote:My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"
Fail epic fail then.
What should i put in it.
I was think a white dwarf aswell. This is meant to be a troll for my grandchild.
I think it's fine as is.
As long as you don't like your grandchild
Edit:which raises the point, what if they really like MLP? would you have time to get off your deathbed, swap it for something else and get back before they noticed?
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Post by: hotsauceman1
they still wasted their life for a DVD that they cant even play anymore.
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Post by: DeathRex
"rosebud"
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Feth you everybody good night!
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Post by: snurl
I want them as hot as you can make them.
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Post by: Blackskullandy
'What bus?'
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Post by: SoloFalcon1138
"sorry, man, she didn't say she was married!"
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Post by: DeathRex
"your not so tough"
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Post by: Lord_Inquisitor_Vezzoni
They couldn't hit a titan at this dist...
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Post by: snurl
I know which ones are poisonous.
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Post by: p_gray99
Aww, doesn't it look cute?
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Post by: blood reaper
"Palpatines behind it all."
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Post by: nerdfest09
Don't eat the fish!
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Post by: snurl
Is the sedative ready?
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Post by: Selym
Sure, I'll play Russian Roulette! How does it work?
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Post by: hotsauceman1
No, HE said you "Shouldnt" feed them after midnight. he didnt say i cant.
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Post by: Blackskullandy
'What? Behind me? What's behi-'
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Post by: Squigsquasher
"Giga...DRILL...BREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
*smiles gleefully*
At least I didn't expl-
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Post by: ProfessionalAmateur
"Just as planned." *sly grin*
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Post by: wolfmerc
"Glory to the first man to die! CHARRRR..."
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Feth it, I choose option three! *beep*
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Post by: Fifty
Either...
There's a nasty splinter on that ladder...
Or...
The castle of Aaaaaarrrrgh!
Awesome Points for getting the references.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Alright, after them misty mountains it should be a simple walk into Mordor and we're there!
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Post by: The glass ninja
"Hey, girl, guess what? You have nice tits!" *Explosive violent death.
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Post by: Boggy Man
About time!
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Post by: Asherian Command
"Will Meet Again SPIDERMAN!"
Or
"WILL MEET AGAIN CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!"
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
"I have a wife, and she's pregnate. I can't wait for this war to get over, so I can see my child as it comes into the wor-"
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Post by: matapata98
ask for a priest.
when he comes, yell
"Richard Dawkins mother******"
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Post by: timetowaste85
You seriously dare me to drive this truck while texting with one hand, eating a sandwich with the other while looking over at you in the passenger seat? 50 bucks and you're on!
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Post by: hotsauceman1
"No, it is black AND yellow that means it is poisonous, brown is fine"
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Post by: Somedude593
" Show them what for it means to be.... Super Sand Legend" they would wonder for the rest of their lives
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
*unintelligible*
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Post by: p_gray99
"My only regret is that I just got shot..."
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Post by: Tanakosyke22
"Fanwank. How disgusting."
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Post by: Asherian Command
ANOTHER SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
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Post by: 1-i
"Yeah it would be this lame."
or
"Dammit child you can not beat me at anything"
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Post by: Shredsmore
Ouch
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Post by: Ifepy
"feth ya'll"
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Post by: DropTroop61
'Commence bombardment, Grid XXXXXX, Crazyhorse 4-2 out'
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Come at me Bro!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Ever onwards sir!
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Post by: Tyranidcrusher
"No, it's not the burny type of acid."
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Post by: Overlord Thraka
Of course I don't need my power armor, I'm just going down to the corner.
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Post by: JakeCWolf
YOLO!!!
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Haha! Now, with this 2++ invulnerable save, I AM INVINCIBLE!
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Post by: snurl
No, these are not the poisonous kind.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Hah, what are you afraid of, they're just guardsmen! CHARGE!
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Post by: Somedude593
back off i know what im doing
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Post by: Mojo1jojo
dibbs on the seat next to Jesus
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Post by: lord_blackfang
Tell my wife... hello.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
So what if there's 12 of you? I'll take you all on!
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Post by: master of ordinance
[Whilst on public transport]
Does anyone hear a ticking noise
Or:
NO DONT PUT BEIBER ON TH STER.........
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Post by: master of ordinance
 Fifty wrote:Either...
There's a nasty splinter on that ladder...
Awesome Points for getting the references.
Black Adder goes Fourth, 6th (and last) episode. Baldricks lione shortly before going over the top.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Fifty wrote:The castle of Aaaaaarrrrgh!
Awesome Points for getting the references.
The castle of aargh! was monty python and the quest for the holy grail...
Which brings me to my next one
"Blue. No, wait its yellooooooo"
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Post by: hotsauceman1
"No, My wife is so fine with this"
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
WAAAGH!
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Post by: deathholydeath
"Fish... feth in it."
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Post by: Ailaros
"Oh. Oops."
... or...
"Well hell, they all look the same to me anyways."
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Post by: Coolyo294
"What are you going to do, stab me?"
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Post amended from page 1 due to length.
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Post by: Overlord Thraka
Hey dude, check out this tick I learned online
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Hmm, the map says our destination is over...there. It looks like it'll be a simple walk through Mordor, and we're there!
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Post by: Selym
(To everyone in the room)
As you all know, I'm about to die. But before I go, I swore to tell you all my deepest, darkest secret. A secret that will give you all the power... *spluttering* ...power to... *more spluttering*
..I haven't much time...
Type into Google "9... 7... 532... alpha... 7..."
*death before finishing*
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Post by: xole
"Faster, baby!"(I want to die lying down)
or
"Now that I have you at my mercy, I will tell you the full details of my plan."
or
"You're a liar."
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Post by: Squigsquasher
"Don't worry, it's not loaded"
Or possibly
"Wasn't Jar Jar Binks such a great character?"
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Post by: Desubot
I like trains
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
What is this? This is what you're men were afraid of; a single human soldier? Hahahahaha! Kill this...this Marbo, and bring me it's head!
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Post by: Jihadnik
I'll die before I surrender Tim!
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
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Post by: Overlord Thraka
HEY Y'ALL WATCH THIS!!
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Post by: Shadowbrand
I did it for the lols.
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
In your face!
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Post by: The Mad Tanker
"Don't press that butto..."
On a related note, my friend's last words:
"what does that button do?"
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Post by: Ma55ter_fett
Eat my brains to gain my knowledge.
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Post by: Eldercaveman
Told you I was ill....
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Post by: OnlyWar
We march for macragge and we shall need more beer!
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Post by: CadianXV
We will meet again, in Aslan's Kingdom.
73437
Post by: marrowick
I've read plant books. Trust me it's not poisonous.
34252
Post by: Squigsquasher
"I love Nickelback! They're so much better than that lame old Metallica!"
62497
Post by: OnlyWar
Relax, radiation is just myth...
66629
Post by: Tyranidcrusher
I love Metallica, Better than that lame old Amon Amarth!
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Post by: mullet_steve
"alright I will tell you all where I hid the bodies" Dies.
66629
Post by: Tyranidcrusher
Nah, it's legal, so it must be safe!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
34252
Post by: Squigsquasher
There can be ONLY ONE!!!
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Whoops.
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Post by: Owain
CREEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
73437
Post by: marrowick
Hey look a Tiger!
65272
Post by: ImotekhTheStormlord
What are you doing with thaaa...
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
74746
Post by: church_ex
i will remember to carry a bigger gun next time
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Post by: liquidjoshi
No, it goes in here!
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Post by: sing your life
There is no more for me in this world. farewell!
19728
Post by: liquidjoshi
Don't drop that!
I blame the mods (You then get baned, obv).
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Any last words, hero?
73437
Post by: marrowick
This time will be different!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
It's just one man!
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Post by: liquidjoshi
I am invincible!
56730
Post by: boredbeard
... Oi! hold that beer for a second...
73437
Post by: marrowick
Oh I'm sure it's just the wind
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Post by: blood ravens addiction
tell my wife iloved her brother
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Post by: Da krimson barun
WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!
73437
Post by: marrowick
Whoops wrong wire.
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Post by: mudhutman222
Look, I know how to prepare puffer fish.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Look, I know what vampires can do alright, I've seen twilight...
I'll just open this coffin...
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Post by: the shrouded lord
"To hell with you!"
*presses detonator*
Or
" waddya know, they eat lead"
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Post by: snurl
THAT chick was your WIFE !?
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
THAT was a chick?!
19728
Post by: liquidjoshi
Locked on, let's hope this thing goes the right way...
or
I can do this!
or
Anything but a 1... Feth.
10104
Post by: snurl
Nonsense. Syria has no chemical weapons.
62497
Post by: OnlyWar
This overloaded plasma cannon will make me unbeatable!
19728
Post by: liquidjoshi
Sure I can out DPS this guy...
67165
Post by: Novelist47
i did ... NAZI THAT COMING
*ba dum tss*
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Post by: Kai
No officer, I thought your daughter was 18.
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Post by: sing your life
feth my life, feth this world, feth this. I'm out of here.
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Post by: kitch102
All I wanted was a god damned blowjob.
42176
Post by: kitch102
Actually scratch that, as aren't every mans last words "I do"?
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Post by: Optio
Tally Ho then old chap!
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Post by: fishy bob
Excuse me, good sir. Would you mind telling me where I can get the best watermelons and fried chicken around here?
57210
Post by: DemetriDominov
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
73437
Post by: marrowick
Wow bill that woman is ugly.
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Post by: Largeblastmarker
Helmets... Pffffft
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Post by: snurl
What Spider ?
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
One from 1970's england...
"No it's alright, I'll get your frisbee/kite down from that pylon"
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Post by: liquidjoshi
But RAW says...
10104
Post by: snurl
He won't bite.
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Post by: gossipmeng
I like the way you die boy.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Horatio, I am dead.
73437
Post by: marrowick
You think that toothpick will strike me down!
19728
Post by: liquidjoshi
My Dad can beat up your Dad!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Nuh-uh!
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Post by: Themanwiththeplan
Ow, that really hurt. Look what you've done, I'm bleeding. Do you know how much this shirt costs!
Dad, mum said to put the bin out for the morning.
I'l do it later.
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
I bet I can jump that.
63636
Post by: Themanwiththeplan
Hey dude, check this out. It's going to be awesome!
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Post by: Trondheim
Oh dont worry men, they cant hit anything from so far away
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Post by: thenoobbomb
Hodor.
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Post by: Selym
Look at them! Teh cowards! Teh fewelz!
They bring their METHUL BAWKSES!
We must take away their METHUL BAWKSES!!!
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Post by: sing your life
Attack!
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Post by: liquidjoshi
"But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know..."
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Post by: Trondheim
Of chourse i am safe, no one would ever dream of stabbing me
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Alright brothers. We're being delivered to the heart of the enemy.
We are the last hope in winning this war, and must not fail.
The Emperor is with us, so victory is already assured! All there is to do, is to claim it!
Space Marines, battle brothers, today we find glory!
*Rolls on the deep-strike mishap table*
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Post by: Selym
Don't worry, he can't hit me! I'm a flying MC!
*3 Predator Annihilators*
73437
Post by: marrowick
Watch me fly of this building!
69226
Post by: Selym
Don't worry. lads! If you've been reading your "Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer", you'll all know that Orks are in fact rather feeble creatures in melee, and can easily be killed with your bayonets!
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Post by: Themanwiththeplan
Butch & The Sundance Kid
For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Oh look a shiny metal casing
30392
Post by: WildeThing
"Yes I know it's standard issue ecclesiarchy power armour, I am just saying it makes you look a little bit like a robot hooker..."
*BLAM*
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Post by: liquidjoshi
These are my last words...
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
well, that blows.
69226
Post by: Selym
*to a young child*
The monster under the bed! He... got...me....
*death*
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
I can take him!
69226
Post by: Selym
Time to fight fire with fire!
*Drops a lit match in a burning building*
65628
Post by: welshhoppo
Well....... Bugger that.
69226
Post by: Selym
feth this, I'm jumping, you're all idiots anyway!
73437
Post by: marrowick
I don't believe in monsters!
69226
Post by: Selym
Me: Dude, this is GTA, the police aren't going to kill any of us!
Other guy: But... We left the house an hour ago!
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Post by: snurl
What could possibly go wrong?
5531
Post by: Leigen_Zero
Ah! Finally!
19728
Post by: liquidjoshi
This is your fault!
63636
Post by: Themanwiththeplan
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. Spread my wings and fly away, every ni......(hits the ground and the gathered crowd cheers the end of the terrible song)
69226
Post by: Selym
I don't need wings, I have JESUS!!!
*please note, I am actually an atheist*
10104
Post by: snurl
Does this look infected ?
73437
Post by: marrowick
No the wound's not that bad. I'll be okay.
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
I ain't got time to bleed
Its only a flesh wound
Mother, is that you?
69226
Post by: Selym
I'll be fine, it's not like my kneecap is going to randomly become dislocated and leave me unable to move at a critical time!
78017
Post by: dakkajet
Goodbye world! And goodnight....
78017
Post by: dakkajet
Goodbye world! And goodnight....
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Post by: SlaveToDorkness
You're MARRIED !?!
##BLAM!##
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I wish...you made me a sandwich.
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Post by: Krieg!!!
(shouts whilst being tortured)
"IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!"
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Post by: Selym
I didn't know I could do that with an axe...
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Post by: Themanwiththeplan
*Cough* I never saw Paris...oh wait I did.
Some day Jimmy, I'm going to jump that canyon. And todays that day.
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Post by: Themanwiththeplan
Hi I'm the new character in Eastenders.
Hey dude, I think that tiny glint in the sky is a drone.
Be fething real man, are you high!
It's ok I know exactly what to do. I'm a professional.
It's ok I know what to do. The guide says to stay completly still and not move a muscle.
But George...
Ber, ber, ber, not a muscle.
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Post by: thepowerfulwill
I knew it!
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Post by: Swastakowey
"Lets split up"
(when i say those words in a real situation I think i know the end is near)
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Post by: ahzek
We can survive this, all we have to do is.......
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Post by: Selym
If I am to die now, you must remember one last thing:
"feth you, you have a terrible taste in music, and I've been waiting my entire life for a good chance to say it."
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Post by: Themanwiththeplan
I have been many places, and seen many things. I have been kind, comforting, and caring. But the opposite is also true of me. I have been many titles and many names, but none of them describe or define me, nor do they make me what or who I am, for only you can deside who you are.
Never forget who you are, nor should you pretend to be something that you are not. Stay true to your morals whatever they be, and never forget that it is family that is the most important in life. Be it a loved one. Your wife, or husband. Hold them close and tell them you love them at least once a day, for life is full of regret, and there is no need to add to it's baggage.
Live for the moment for the future IS now.
Themanwiththeplan
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Post by: Ashiraya
<Insert deep last words that I hope to be remembered for here>
Yes, I'd say the arrows too.
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Post by: Themanwiththeplan
Or better yet. > Good bye cruel world. YOU SUCK! <
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Post by: Trondheim
*Ahem allow me to channel my inner Star Trek* KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN
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Post by: Themanwiththeplan
My inner Star Trek just says. ' Damn it Jim, I'm a Pyhistion not a mind reader!'
That or. 'I can't give you any more power Captain, the dilithium crystals just can't take it!'
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Post by: eldar 1
So is your mother!
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Whew...it's a good thing I'm indestructible.
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Post by: crazyfoxdemon
This is for you.
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Post by: Trondheim
For Russ and the all father!
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Any last words before I flip the switch, inmate 20023? A reason for why you killed all those people, destroyed all those lives?
Yes, I do have something to say.
Then say it.
The reason I did what I did, and killed who I killed was because..............Yolo.
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Post by: Trondheim
"I die for the Emperor heretic!"
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Post by: Archie The Death Rider
"You all won't be laughing when I have world domination"
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Post by: avedominusnox
You are pregnant..? What!?
@#:;"+!?()#***!!!!!
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Post by: Themanwiththeplan
My body maybe rent and broken your steel. My sword in shards, and shield splintered by your blows. But I curse you with my last breath, traitor.
May the Inquisistion find you swiftly and pierce your blackened heart with the wrath of the Emperor' vengence!
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Axios!
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Sieg Zeon!
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Post by: Furyou Miko
Why is that red light flashing?
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
"The man with the magical book was then stabbed in the back. Hmm? That's the end of the book, there isn't anymor-."
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Post by: thepowerfulwill
That thing is CLEARLY fake!
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Hey, what's going on here?
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Post by: the shrouded lord
"What do you know? They do eat grenades."
"so huh, what happens if press the big red button?"
"dude, is that a giant spider in the middle of the roa-"
"to mama so fat she-"
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
FOR (Insert Faction/person/whatever here)!!!
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
That didn't go as planned... CURSE YOU TZEENTCH!!
Or...
HELLO BOYS, I'M BACK!!!
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Post by: master of ordinance
This book has been wrapped in barbed wire and has warnings all over it and people have attempted to scribble out the text.... I wonder what its about....
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Post by: Themanwiththeplan
What's that, you brought me a present! What is it?....A forty-two killa ton nuclear warhead replica! Awesome!Wow it even lights up and everything. It looks so real. It even has a built in clock so you can tell the time. Thanks man!
Hmmm, that's weird. Hey dude, why is the clock counting backwards?.....Dude?
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
WHAT!? What do you mean I can't punch that bear?!
I sure bloody can!
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Post by: Blueshavenhobbit
"Pain is fleeting but glory lives for ever!... No wait..actually the pain is rather overwhelming..in fact...dear Emperor..make it go away...*whimpers* "
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I...I wish I could think of something better to say...oh man, that sucked...
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Pfft, you KGB don't scare me!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Death for the Death god!
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Post by: Happyjew
Hey, guys check this out!
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Post by: Squidmanlolz
"But, I never die..."
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
May 25 2011 was the best day of my life..
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Post by: Matthew
"Now, you will never get... The antidote..."
or
"Knock knock..." (other person) "Who's there?" "Your face."
or
"I... Heard... 2... Clicks..."
or
"FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!"
or
"Buried alive... Buried Alive..."
or, my favorite,
"I failed my feel no pain..."
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Post by: Matthew
Also, some more:
"Clever Girl..."
"You know what? No. Just no. NOOOOOOOOO"
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Post by: zombiekila707
"GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!! CHARGE!!"
I would have all the glory
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Post by: Matthew
"Hey dude, why are you pointing that at meeeeeeeee?"
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
"Dude, I heard this thing that you can totally use GW paints to seal gunshot wounds, try it on me."
"Ow, pebble in my shoe."
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
 Matthew wrote:"Hey dude, why are you pointing that at meeeeeeeee?"
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
"Dude, I heard this thing that you can totally use GW paints to seal gunshot wounds, try it on me."
"Ow, pebble in my shoe."
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: JamesGang
Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back!
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
Tis just a flesh wound!
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Post by: JamesGang
What? No steak?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
KaptinBadrukk was my username on Dakka...
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
Well, would you look at that...
Let me just take a selfie!
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Post by: JamesGang
I slept with your mom!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Heresy!!!!
I'm dying!!!!
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Post by: JamesGang
I thought she was 18!!!!!!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
No!!!!!!
She's 15!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
But... only a tactical genius could've...
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: the shrouded lord
And thus, I watched as existance collapsed around me. Immortality had it's perks, but seeing the destustion of all existance was not one of them. I close my eyes.
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
Do it.
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Post by: JamesGang
DO IT! DO IT OR I'LL CALL YOUR MOM!
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Post by: lliu
Aliens are real!
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Post by: JamesGang
You only want me dead because you weren't man enough in the sack!
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Post by: JamesGang
...AND THAT GOD DAMNED STUPID FEATHER TOO!!!!
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Post by: ThatSwellFella
Nothing but manic laughter, while everyone is crying(after all when i was born i cried and everyone was laughing)
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Post by: JamesGang
Hahahahaha! Now you will never know where my overdue library book is hidden!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I think it is hidden in France.
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Post by: JamesGang
MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HUN!
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Post by: Happyjew
Oh, feth me...
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Post by: JamesGang
"Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone!"
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