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Even in death...

Gah. *Shoots*

Epic win!

Even the Wraithlords drink the girly drinks...

Could be a female Wraithlord.

I

this thread

Abortion was given a new grim face in the Falcon Punch...

NEXT!

ah the dreaded Unyuufex. It will :3 you to death

Soladrin wrote:I know it's supposed to be a pun, I'm not missing the point, I just think the point is made of fail.

I think you are made of fail...and your skorpien is the lame.

That disco dread was an awesome setup for a wonderful punchline. Plus, you used Commissar Raege, the mentor of Commissar Fuklaw. Bravo sir.

Gitzbitah wrote:That disco dread was an awesome setup for a wonderful punchline. Plus, you used Commissar Raege, the mentor of Commissar Fuklaw. Bravo sir.

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Gitzbitah wrote:That disco dread was an awesome setup for a wonderful punchline. Plus, you used Commissar Raege, the mentor of Commissar Fuklaw. Bravo sir.

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Dutch508 wrote:

Soladrin wrote:I know it's supposed to be a pun, I'm not missing the point, I just think the point is made of fail.

I think you are made of fail...and your skorpien is the lame.

You know, I can't even think of a response to this... your ludicrous levels of stupid have sapped me of all my remarks.



Okay, people, if one more person decides that this discussion, which was settled days ago, needs to be brought up again, I'm just gonna start reporting everyone, cause this is just getting stupid.

I don't think that had anything to do with the earlier argument thingy... Seems like straight-up trolling to me.

Yea, trolling by bringing up something that is both off-topic and has been settled.

Soladrin wrote:

Dutch508 wrote:

Soladrin wrote:I know it's supposed to be a pun, I'm not missing the point, I just think the point is made of fail.

I think you are made of fail...and your skorpien is the lame.

You know, I can't even think of a response to this... your ludicrous levels of stupid have sapped me of all my remarks.



Okay, people, if one more person decides that this discussion, which was settled days ago, needs to be brought up again, I'm just gonna start reporting everyone, cause this is just getting stupid.

Sorry- I was gone to the field for two weeks and was catching up. I did fail to deploy sarcasm tags.

So you just respond to things without reading on?

Soladrin wrote:So you just respond to things without reading on?

What I did was open the forum to the last message I had read and then moved forward, making a comment on that particular message, not looking at the date of the message. I have no idea of whatever drama you guys were having prior, and simply attempted a humorous comment- and obviously failed. Sorry.

Sent you a pm saying sorry as well. I shall attempt to not comment on threads older than 1 day in the future.

dutch

Please. Please. Please.

Stop having this pointless argument. I begged the MODs to unlock this thread, as it is soooo awesome. But if you don't drop this bickering, it will get locked for good.

Please.

If you don't have something cool to contribute. Shut up. I don't care how far you can piss.

Take some Midol and get over it.

I want to see alot more funny warhammer pictures!!

He has a chainsaw on his gun, guys... You should do what he says.

Kilkrazy wrote:

BaronIveagh wrote:... at least, we haven't had the appearance of female space marines... yet...

We had them on page 2 of the thread.


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I would so buy like 10 of these to corrupt into slaneshies for my Chaos army

on a side note: do you know why the Ork carried two choppa's?

cuz two choppas iz two timez dah..... uh, iz lots more.... uh..... WAAAAAGH!!

Slarg232 wrote:
I would so buy like 10 of these to corrupt into slaneshies for my Chaos army

on a side note: do you know why the Ork carried two choppa's?

cuz two choppas iz two timez dah..... uh, iz lots more.... uh..... WAAAAAGH!!

"You know what they say about orks with big choppas..."
"No, what?"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Slarg232 wrote:
I would so buy like 10 of these to corrupt into slaneshies for my Chaos army

on a side note: do you know why the Ork carried two choppa's?

cuz two choppas iz two timez dah..... uh, iz lots more.... uh..... WAAAAAGH!!

Not sure how this post has anything to do with it , but this reminded me ofan old Ork joke i heard once . It goes :

The reason why orks almost always have red eyes, is very simple because of their un-earthly and disgusting diet, it causes a bad case of bowel unwillingness, so when they go to the bathroom (or whatever they use) they tend to push so hard that veins in their eyes tend to burst and that is the reason why orks can't shoot for sh*t and have red eyes.

There is no such thing as female Space Marines, as the gene seed is incompatible with their physiology.

You could say they are empowered by Chaos powers (much like Sororitas are empowered by their faith in the Emperor, except it's active all the time), or have undergone genetic and bionic enhancements similar to those of Imperial assassins and Bile's ...erm, patients. So in the wild and crazy world of 40K, chicks with SM-level stats are certainly feasible, they just can't be actual SMs fluff-wise. You could even use the Blood Angels codex, and say the Red Thirst is actually the Crimson Tide, and Black Rage is PMDD.

I once saw a beautiful Slaaneshi army that used converted Sororitas models, but the hard drive I had it saved on is long gone, and I can't find it on google. :(

Terminus wrote:There is no such thing as female Space Marines, as the gene seed is incompatible with their physiology.

You could say they are empowered by Chaos powers (much like Sororitas are empowered by their faith in the Emperor, except it's active all the time), or have undergone genetic and bionic enhancements similar to those of Imperial assassins and Bile's ...erm, patients. So in the wild and crazy world of 40K, chicks with SM-level stats are certainly feasible, they just can't be actual SMs fluff-wise. You could even use the Blood Angels codex, and say the Red Thirst is actually the Crimson Tide, and Black Rage is PMDD.

I once saw a beautiful Slaaneshi army that used converted Sororitas models, but the hard drive I had it saved on is long gone, and I can't find it on google. :(

fluff be damned, i would still field this in my army if i could.

I was actually thinking about trying to figure out the rules for a Cultic Sororis army, where they summon deamons instead of have special powers, but decided against it. having to collect one army is good enough for me, thanks.

Yea fluff is fun to read and all.....but according to fluff everyone is superman to the 10th power, and never looses and eats puppies. Female marines FTW

That model reminds me of Tali from Mass Effect (and especially 2), which gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling whenever I see it, and another related warm feeling... in my pants. I would buy 500 boxes if it became an actual model.

But like Tali, we all ask this: WHAT THE HELL IS BEHIND THE MASK!!!!!!!

Human-shaped face, no hair, according to modders. Granted it would be very nice to be able to see her face (and hope she looks suitably "D'aawww!"), but it won't happen.

Hmmmm, maby she's masterchief.