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It's Samus, duh. 20 demerits for bringing up stupid Halo.

ahhh, platformer shooters were always fun

Someone mentioned Halo. Therefor I must...






And someone needs to hammer out a boatload of them there resin space foxes. I'll buy a few squads.

Oh my sweet baby jesus... It... it makes perfect sense!

Mind. Blown.

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!

Oddly enough this entire thread has stayed on topic on how people are killing Wh 40k.

You have the silly pics, petty arguments/insults, mod locked/unlocked/relocked and last warning. There's fluff discussions which degrade into it can't, it could, who cares I'd buy it.

And of course it just marches on....

mrwhoop wrote:Oddly enough this entire thread has stayed on topic on how people are killing Wh 40k.

You have the silly pics, petty arguments/insults, mod locked/unlocked/relocked and last warning. There's fluff discussions which degrade into it can't, it could, who cares I'd buy it.

And of course it just marches on....

this thread will outlast time itself. we lucky few who were around at its creation will tell tales of its birth to our grandchildren and whole librarys will be filled with information about the greatest thread of all.

Well, how long was it since space marines had penises? Rogue Trader I think. So whatever you do, male or female space marine, their gender will be biologically asexual and only male/female in a social sense.

I say feck all this, let's go back to the Rogue Trader days when Space Marines banged space elves and arm wrestled orks! AND SQUATS! AND NO GRIM DARK! AND... OH SHI*BLAM*

this thread is chaos approved so no need for the heresy seal
btw who would win in this fight
LET THE DEBATE BEGIN

swordman600 wrote:this thread is chaos approved so no need for the heresy seal
btw who would win in this fight
LET THE DEBATE BEGIN

No need to debate. One of the two forgot to wear a helmet....

Terran Marine (like everything else Blizzard) is a rip-off. It'll be cleansed.

children of filth wrote:

mrwhoop wrote:Oddly enough this entire thread has stayed on topic on how people are killing Wh 40k.

You have the silly pics, petty arguments/insults, mod locked/unlocked/relocked and last warning. There's fluff discussions which degrade into it can't, it could, who cares I'd buy it.

And of course it just marches on....

this thread will outlast time itself. we lucky few who were around at its creation will tell tales of its birth to our grandchildren and whole librarys will be filled with information about the greatest thread of all.

I think that in the grimdark of the 41st millennium this thread is actually what the eldar have locked away in the Black Library. It will eventually be filled with such a high concentration of awesome and so much vitriolic trolling that it will be sealed in the webway lest its overwhelming power awaken all the Necrons in the galaxy who will rise up and destroy all life just so that the thread will finally die.

40K marine would win, Terran marines aren't genhanced. Nor do they have swords..

Soladrin wrote:40K marine would win, Terran marines aren't genhanced. Nor do they have swords..

But they have the sense to wear helmets

children of filth wrote:this thread will outlast time itself.

Forgive me, but I've heard those words before.

There was a more legendary thread before this mere fledgling was even a tear in the OP's eye. A thread of titanic proportions, which changed the way Warhammer has been viewed forever. A thread so epic, that the entire content of this thread was covered in the opening post.

I dare not speak its name, but its deeds reverberate through Dakka, tales of Femmarines doing battle with Tactical Geniuses, of Squats returning to their rightful place, and the Final conflict with the feared Mods, in which it died for us, so that its deeds would be forever remembered.

KingDeath wrote:

No need to debate. One of the two forgot to wear a helmet....

In the Dark Grimness of the Grimdark farfuture, your skull has a built-in helmet. The other helmet is optional

Well given that the Terran is aiming his gun into the Marine's armor chest plate, while the Marine is pointing his thru the vision slit into the Terran's FACE, I think the Marine's got it handled.

Terran Marines have a life expectancy on the battlefield by mere seconds... a Space Marine must see many battles before he can even wear power armor, and some Space Marines have seen more wars than have all Terran Marines... ever... have fought in.

TBTH I would say a Terran Marine has the stats line of a Storm Trooper at best, and the fluff of a Guardsman. While in Starcraft a Space Marine would probably stand up to a Goliath AT LEAST!

hey, can anyone point me to the cultist chan and that one with the female inquisitor comics? I havent seen them before, but thats odd, because it wouldve taken some sort of tactical genius....

Slarg232 wrote:hey, can anyone point me to the cultist chan and that one with the female inquisitor comics? I havent seen them before, but thats odd, because it wouldve taken some sort of tactical genius....

CREEEEEEED!!!!!

Mr Culexus on DeviantArt.

Also this thread is quite minimalist compared to earlier threads (like the "Randomness"-thread). This one is just more compact, destilled into pure 40k funnays.

CadianXV wrote:

children of filth wrote:this thread will outlast time itself.

Forgive me, but I've heard those words before.

There was a more legendary thread before this mere fledgling was even a tear in the OP's eye. A thread of titanic proportions, which changed the way Warhammer has been viewed forever. A thread so epic, that the entire content of this thread was covered in the opening post.

I dare not speak its name, but its deeds reverberate through Dakka, tales of Femmarines doing battle with Tactical Geniuses, of Squats returning to their rightful place, and the Final conflict with the feared Mods, in which it died for us, so that its deeds would be forever remembered.

...Can you get me a link?

oh, my god, thie thread is such a win that its a fail

CadianXV wrote:

children of filth wrote:this thread will outlast time itself.

Forgive me, but I've heard those words before.

There was a more legendary thread before this mere fledgling was even a tear in the OP's eye. A thread of titanic proportions, which changed the way Warhammer has been viewed forever. A thread so epic, that the entire content of this thread was covered in the opening post.

I dare not speak its name, but its deeds reverberate through Dakka, tales of Femmarines doing battle with Tactical Geniuses, of Squats returning to their rightful place, and the Final conflict with the feared Mods, in which it died for us, so that its deeds would be forever remembered.

I remember that thread with a fond feeling of warmth. Or indigestion. Either way, CadianXV speaks the truth. This thread's ancestor was indeed the most epic thread Dakka ever saw.

If only there was a "Legendary Threads" Thread. That would be insane. Almost as much as this thread which I give this.

Slarg232 wrote:hey, can anyone point me to the cultist chan and that one with the female inquisitor comics? I havent seen them before, but thats odd, because it wouldve taken some sort of tactical genius....

just don't do a search on a work computer...

Vargtass wrote:Terran Marine (like everything else Blizzard) is a rip-off. It'll be cleansed.

GW isn't exactly a bastion of originality either.

CadianXV wrote:

children of filth wrote:this thread will outlast time itself.

Forgive me, but I've heard those words before.

There was a more legendary thread before this mere fledgling was even a tear in the OP's eye. A thread of titanic proportions, which changed the way Warhammer has been viewed forever. A thread so epic, that the entire content of this thread was covered in the opening post.

I dare not speak its name, but its deeds reverberate through Dakka, tales of Femmarines doing battle with Tactical Geniuses, of Squats returning to their rightful place, and the Final conflict with the feared Mods, in which it died for us, so that its deeds would be forever remembered.

QFT. I was there. It changed me.


Emperor Bless the Martyred Thread.

Yes I cried for seven days and seven nights when it was locked...

(where do I know that from?)

(DAMN YOU SIMPSONS!!!!!)

Snikkyd wrote:If only there was a "Legendary Threads" Thread. That would be insane. Almost as much as this thread which I give this.

Long Live Calvin and Hobbes