Helloooooo Wastelanders! These is Zaku!

Okay so here I have a battle report of that one and only 77th troopers. For their first battle, it seemed they were having a hard time hitting their marks, mostly their mortar tank. But that didnt stop our boys from marching on ward. in the fray the enemy commander, one Chaos lord, Deep striked down near the group of heavy bolters. but before he could get to them, he had to go through one tough brotha, a sentinal. I tell you that machine held its ground, Taking bolter shells point blank and even deamon weapons, yet it still stood. sadly it lost its multi-laser. But as that lord grew ever closer to the teams one braze trooper, a Pvt. Jounsph, manage to shoot out an eye and the throat of the cold dark enemy before fleeing. Hey Jo, Good shootin' out there. maybe you can teach the artillery a thing or two on aiming.

after that the lord fell to some nast crossfire via bolter and autocannon. Woooowyee, Nasty! with the big bad spiky guy outta the way our boys made a quick comeback. That blind mortar tank finally found its sight and managed to take out a rhino, and half the crew! Talk about luck, and even the leman russ was wable to get a clear view of the enemy. Stubbers and cannon rounds sure do make a mess. With the enemy transport out of commision, those wild and raging cold riders charged in for a kill all their own. taking out three CSMs they sadly paid the price of losing a litle over half their squad.

Due to some trouble with the transmission device I didnt get the other half of the report, it seemed it ended early... a truce? a stalemate?... sombody fart? your guess is as good as mine.

One more time this is Zakuuuu! signing off with an importent annoucment: Dont pet the orks, that is all.

P.S. Well this is a true event for me. and my friend jake (the spikey guy) it ended becuase of our friends showing up for something they felt was 'more importent'. Well I see it that I won...or was winning atleast...I felt good being able to keep more then half my army alive for once. TAKE THAT DICE GODS!

P.S.S. Yes I am mimiking Three Dog form Fallout 3... HE FREAKIN ROCKS!