MWHistorian wrote:I want to see Gordan Ramsey go into
GW HQ and whip them into shape.
"This isn't a club house, this is a business, your business! Deliver a good product at a good price! It's so simple!"
But there'd be much more swearing.
Complete with the prayer:
"May I please not get lead poisoning like last time and I do not lay eyes on "finesh%%" ever again."
Added dialogue:
"Oh, I am sorry, did I interrupt your afternoon tea?"
"Need a hand pulling your head out of your buttocks possibly hmmmm?"
"I see you have on employ a competent staff but decided to have them serve up roadside swill!"
"I have achieved better designed product within the contents of a golden throne!"
"Revelation for you: by selling the cookery and reducing the operating space does not bring in new customers!!!!"
I think this is the part where he takes off his shirt and changes into his gear, Oh, and all the above has an F-bomb every 2 to 3 words.