If you could be/be represented by any unit in 40k, who or what would it be and why.

This is just for fun and fluff's sake, it doesn't mean you have to share the same fate or lives as these units.



My choice-

Nurgle Defiler because defilers are rediculously awesome and a Nurgle one would scare the living gaks out of anyone.

Vindicare assasin ( seems rather safe lol )

The Nightbringer.

Bwa ha ha.

A Tzeentch Daemon.

Probably a Horror. If I die, I come back to life with a clone buddy.

The Deceiver.

Now you see me, now you don't type of thing.

The Changling. Most people have to spend their time concentrating on war and stuff, I get to run around the universe playing practical jokes on everyone.

Alatoic Pathfinder

A Heirodule, like what it says over my avatar. I would always stick close to a Heirophant, since it would act as a fire-magnet.

An inquisitor. Nuff said.

Adaptus Custodes. Guard the Emperor (0 risk) while getting the best gear around. Win-win to me

Inquisitor. Near unlimited power and influence, with access to immense knowledge and the freedom to make use of it.

Spyer.....get to pounce on the poor slummers while having Hi-tech gear!

Terminator sergeant or guardsmen(they are better) .

I wouldn't mind being a lictor... stealth my way around whatever planet I was on at the time eating things and causing terror.

Either that, or a steath suited tau... sneaking around whatever planet I was on at the time shooting things and causing terror...

Mmmmm... stealthy terror...

Though I am always up for being an IG medic too.

I would be Cegorach, the Laughing God, hands down the greates God/Demon figure EVA. The only one of all the Eldar Gods to survive Slaanesh, laughing all the time. Wouldnt that be the life.
Or if not him, A renowned Inquisitor, Puritan all the way. Holocaust

Ahriman. high ranking member of the Thousand sons, powerful sorceror, universally feared-It's all good .

Blood Claw!!!

And will probably die in combat before beign a Grey Hunter xDDD

tau xv9 battlesuit pilot cause im awesome

Maybe a Cadian Lieutenant, I like the idea of leading an entire platoon of Guardsmen on a massive charge.

Inquisitor, cause I get a cool stamp. You can use it to sign checks and stuff like that. Don't feel like paying for stuff?
BAM!

Free stuff

Plus the Titans I guess.

I think i would be an ork Kommando. This because i can sabotage heavily defended gates and watch the grren tide of other orks storm the fortress

Sigismund the first Emporer's Champion. Going around the battlefield cutting off heads has never been so fun!

An Avatar because you dont die... technically

I don't share the same fate as the unit I choose? Sure, I'll be the Emperor.

Either Tau Stealth Suit Pilot (Who the HECK just shot me?!) or a Dreadnaught with power claws and heavy bolter on arms, missile pack on shoulders (Stuff dat, dat and DAT!)

Har Har I like 40k

The only guy in a Sororitas convent.

Doombreed.

Definately Horror of Tzeentch or any Eldar noble Wraithlord FTW!!!!

Either my Slanneshi Daemon Prince. Or Inquisitor.

Anything that owns bad...maybe a Chaos God, say Khorne when he has one mother of a headache...

An Assault Marine, because I would won't to see the look on my victims face when I randomly drop out of the sky. lol

Lukas the Trickster. Get to screw around all the time and kill people.

Ether a Alpha Legion legionare, a khorne bloodthirster, a space wolf, or an inquisitor.

How about a machine spirit in a Titan...strange but cool in a way...

Slaanesh...your a god, you have sexy chicks worshiping you, and you can look at everything

I think a DE Archon would be quite kick ass just have to worry about the hundreds of assassination attempts though.

The Void Dragon. Or a Primarch.

One of the deamon primarchs. Chillin on a deamon world with no real threat of attack and doing whatever you feel like all day. Sweet deal.

Ambitious SM scout with a shotgun and melta bombs.

Sgt. Salt wrote:One of the deamon primarchs. Chillin on a deamon world with no real threat of attack and doing whatever you feel like all day. Sweet deal.

Haha sounds nice, but I would rather be helping twards the cause of death of the false "Emperor". I would rather be spreading fear and disease.

I came up with a good one. A Feral Guardsmen who is still clinging to tribal beliefs and its ferocious and insane. Thus is prey to the ruinous powers.


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Although i'd rather be a Chaos follower in fantasy then in 40k. Like one of the chosen of fantasy just about to become a lord.

I would be a techmarine and play a puppet show for my brethren using orks...Go servo arms! Go!

A big squig

Red wiv lots ov teef

munchin on grots all day

And doin' uvver squiggy stuff

Squiggy stuff!

Eldar jetbiker on Craftworld Apathy who never fight..

So I just get to ride the jetbike really fast.

Really fast. All the time.

I iz a Big Mek ridin' ma warbike all day, an' drivin' a stompa to WAAAGHHH! either that or some kind of tactical geniu-CREEEED!

A great unclean one would be fun your like a gaint cute ball of fun =D

Inquisitor, definitely. Being able to terrify people by speaking two words is pretty awesome. The capability to use psionic powers would, of course, be a must. Nothing like fighting heresy while knowing some day you could very well end up turning into a heretic yourself! Mmm, perils of the warp...

Candroth wrote:Inquisitor, definitely. Being able to terrify people by speaking two words is pretty awesome. The capability to use psionic powers would, of course, be a must. Nothing like fighting heresy while knowing some day you could very well end up turning into a heretic yourself! Mmm, perils of the warp...

Just like Keanu Reeves' report: "He opens his mouth and its like doom has been announced when he asks for where the toilets are...Its was an easy choice to make for The Day the Earth Stood Still..." !!

Burna Boy

Flash Git, so I would have the flashiest , mos' expensive blasta this side of da warp!

Also just being one of the hero space marines is also pimp.

Abbadon, favored of the Chaos gods.

Of course if i was Abbadon i would have conquered the galaxy the first time

I think I got it...a perfect chaos united champion, more powerful than Abaddon, more beautiful than Horus, more psychically potent then the Emperor himself...lord of all, surrenders solely to the Chaos gods. I would be Chaos incarnate, flawless example for the eyes of the galaxy.

Kick ass man!

Ynnead eldar God of death.... need i say more

dnecro wrote:Ynnead eldar God of death.... need i say more

Slaneesh owned him. Hmmm...can a god of death die?

I'd be a Ripper. Not a Ripper Swarm, just a Ripper. Because there is always safety in numbers.

n0t_u wrote:Inquisitor, cause I get a cool stamp. You can use it to sign checks and stuff like that. Don't feel like paying for stuff?
BAM!

Free stuff

Oh. Oh my.
How could I have missed this post?

I'm...well, n0t_u, I'm afraid that...well...




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Turbo10k wrote:

dnecro wrote:Ynnead eldar God of death.... need i say more

Slaneesh owned him. Hmmm...can a god of death die?

Wrong. Ynnead does not yet exist. It is predicted by Eldrad (that dick) that when the last Eldar dies Ynnead will awake and finnally have the power to destroy Slaanesh.

Imperator Titan.

I would be someone-or thing who watches the most important battles, taking shots at enemy leaders, causing havoc. Armed with only a sniper rifle and specially tooled out pistol I am the most elite of my kind in the galaxies...

I am a Vindicare assasin! Fear me for I and only I can cause the shot that will kill all who oppose me from mortal to Chaos leader I am invisible and indestructible.

A Space Marine or a Guard Storm Trooper. Nothing fancy, but you have to give them respect.

space marine terminator with a storm bolter in one hand and a chain fist in the other (cause i love the thought of having a chainsaw fist...that would be so friggin sweet.)

Mork...yeh

Chainsaws fist...hum. Thats overkill! Not only do you split his jaw, you shred his face too...

I would be Angron because I can....can...ca-....RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!

A Marine. Oh wait a sec.....

I would probably be Mork or Gork cus' orkz own good!
Either that or the Emperor! Their is downsides of being a corps on a throne.
On second thoughts if not M/G/ork the emperor does not have much fun so tuska da deamon killer.

I would be a carnifex because everyone fears that biomorphic beast.

Daemonette.

Better yet, Keeper of Secrets

you guys have obviously missed the best choice out there..

The...

wait for it...


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.....................................HIVE MIND!


.......But if I can't then an Inquisitor Lord would be sweet.
Never to be questioned but can question anyone, incredibly skilled warrior, knowledge beyond even the emperor, and unlimited "funds"... I liiike

The Hive Mind would have the worst fething headache with all that Synapse, and also constant hunger pains.

I bet the hivemind is built for such synapse, with constant extremely painful headaches I bet the hivemind wouldn't be able to control anything at all.

And hunger pains? I think not, more like just constantly wanting more... and who dosen't?

Thousand Sons aspiring sorcerer.

psychic powers, the favor of Tzeentch, and a squad of elite, nearly invincible marines who obey my orders without question? whats not to like!

codemonkey wrote:Thousand Sons aspiring sorcerer.

psychic powers, the favor of Tzeentch, and a squad of elite, nearly invincible marines who obey my orders without question? whats not to like!

An Inquisitor thirsty for traitorous "blood"?

An Inquisitor thirsty for traitorous "blood"?

blood? what is this 'blood' you speak of?'

pathetic inquisitors! bring it on! the Thousand Sons shall teach you to fear the Changer of Ways!

The Laughing god.

I win.

I would like to be in the Death Korps of Krieg. Just something authentic about running through trenches!

*Weird me, I know.

YAY running through trenches! Mud! Blood! Rats! Stink! Wet! Rifles! Hair (unshaven)! Cramped! Starving! FILTH!!!

Yep, all authentic of course.

BTW, I'd love to be a Titan lord. I'LL STOMP YA TA DETH!! If I do not succeed at the latter, I'LL BURN YA TA DETH!!

Hans_posthumus wrote:I would like to be in the Death Korps of Krieg. Just something authentic about running through trenches!

*Weird me, I know.

There is also something very authentic about walking towards you with your lasguns (laser pens) not doing damage to my pustulent armor, and shooting you in the face.

DEATH GUARD. HURRR!

a loyal fanatic of the god SPAM. with this slice of SPAM, covered in the most holy of jams, I will bring this galaxy to its knees!

SPAM. HURRR!

SPAM. HURRR!

BRING GALAXY TO KNEES! THEN KNECK STUMP !!!

Ok guys, lets get back on Subject.

SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!!

codemonkey, I'm sigging that

Me too

Mechanicum adept. Cool guys with tons of knoledge. And if anyone offends me, Emporer titan comes knocking. hurhurhur

It would have to be an Inquisitor Lord....'No Colonel I don't care about your beloved regiment that you saved from a doomed planet,marched across the galaxy to bring death to the enemies of the Emperor and released several best-sellers about your exploits, you will march them to take that objective from Plague marines that wont die instantly and that sodding 'Feel no pain'....
Yes...an Inquisitor is what I'd be.

An iron warrior.
Muscles of a spesh mehreen
Favour of chaos
My own ambitions.
Boo yeah

Bash the Bosh wrote:It would have to be an Inquisitor Lord....'No Colonel I don't care about your beloved regiment that you saved from a doomed planet,marched across the galaxy to bring death to the enemies of the Emperor and released several best-sellers about your exploits, you will march them to take that objective from Plague marines that wont die instantly and that sodding 'Feel no pain'....
Yes...an Inquisitor is what I'd be.

And why don't you pour me a cup of tea while your at it?

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Titannn!!!! Boom Boom BOOOM! Who is- SQUISH! Hurr!

I'm a sucker for sniping so...

Either a scout sniper or a Vindicare Assassin


That or Kharn!

Alpha legion space marine. My chant would go like this,

"What do we want? When do we want it? "

Works for every situation.

Mookie.

Hmmm probably wanna be really really badass so how about either the tanith scouts of Mkoll or Mkvenner? =Mainly cause Mkoll outsmarted a freaking dark eldar assassin and Mkvenner took on like a hundred blood pact troopers (or somthing like that) in "Guns of tanith" were he runs out of ammo and starts taking everyone on in close combat with his knife and lasgun! yeah badass

Probably an Eldar Farseer. I like the sound of a powerful, intelligent wizard in space. Either that or a Tau Fire Warrior.

Inquisitor. I could Black mail the DA with what I know, or I could simply acuse them of heresy and learn their dirty little secret by demanding access to their records and their meetings, learn their secrets and demand them becoming my personal army.

If you can survive attacks from a vindicare assassin, a warhound titan, and an entire Emperor's Fist tank company, you deserve a cake. A very big cake. Kharn.

Logan Grimnar.

IvanTih wrote:Logan Grimnar.

Oh not HIM again!


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Damn wolf-crazed guy!

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!! (sorry everyone had to say it,its probably allready been said a billion times ) I would think it would be cool to be to be a rogue trader/inquisitor or somthing like that, i would love the freedom of going around the universe kicking heritic and xeno while chilling with my mates in space, oh and making friends with eldar and tau! Gotta love being friendly...sometimes

I would be an Eldar Warlock/Aurtarch, since Autarchs have tried many feilds... i would be hired then as an assassin and i would be equipped with and Eldar Pathfinder Rifle, a Fusion Pistol and a powersword... in light rune armour and a shimmershield... if i fail ill just bring the house down

Hmm... well that is easy, a hive mind noble, one closer to terra, safe area, nice livings, and hell, I would be really Really REALLY loaded. Failing that, techmarine, every book I read with them, they're just win, the soul drinkers one, (read chapter war what, two years ago?) was my favorite character, better than sarpedon.

Tau in a XV22 Battlesuit. Made of win and lots of awesome firepower and features. I'm pretty suit it has a ipod dock with in-built charger somewhere... so i can listen to tunes while i keep firing my plasma rifle and missile pods

Most likely my ipod would be filled with dragon forge and sonata articar

I would be 'Mad' Donna Ulanti's knickers...