Tell the combine that you have new orders! He must follow you as your trusted side-kick until the end! And must follow any order you give him, no matter how random or counter productive it may be! Then order him to dance a jig (to test his loyalty!, if he dances, good... if he doesn't... kill him for insubordination)

Violate him with the missiles on the box.

chowderhead13 wrote:Violate him with the missiles on the box.

Dance randomly while firing your gun to throw him off then proceed with the above quote

WarrKing wrote:Tell the combine that you have new orders!

*ahem* ALRIGHT SOLDIER LOOK ALIVE WE'RE GONNA- hey, where is he?


Graaaaaaaargh....


*gasp* I can't believe it!


Rodrigo! YOU CAME BACK!!!

Play fetch with one of the bones from the skeleton next to you!

Use the whole skeleton.

Light him up like a Christmas tree.

Happygrunt wrote:Light him up like a Christmas tree.

but where will we get the christmas lights?

Merry Christmas from Quarter Life!



Or, if you are not christian, Merry non-denominational winter festival!

Or, if you are not christian and live in the southern hemisphere, Merry non-denominational summer festival!

there, that should please everyone.

Suddenly the friendly turrets jump out of the boxes and you all go on a special slightly late non-denominational winter/summer festival adventure?

Oddly enough, mine got used. Although I meant to shoot him...

Happygrunt wrote:Oddly enough, mine got used. Although I meant to shoot him...

Problem?

Jon Touchdown wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:Oddly enough, mine got used. Although I meant to shoot him...

Problem?

Not at all.

Happygrunt wrote:

Jon Touchdown wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:Oddly enough, mine got used. Although I meant to shoot him...

Problem?

Not at all.

Excellent

This thread is win.

Epic Win.

Meanwhile, in another area of Nova Prospekt...

A small number of always trigger-happy TF2 players found the portal that brought our hero to this dark and gloomy place. Hilarity ensues.

Ediin wrote:This thread is win.

Epic Win.

very irregularly updated Epic win?

metallifan wrote:Meanwhile, in another area of Nova Prospekt...

metallifan wrote:A small number of always trigger-happy TF2 players found the portal that brought our hero to this dark and gloomy place. Hilarity ensues.

Hey, where are these guys going?


What? He wants me to help?


well, urr, lock-n-load I guess!

Need an army of Portal Sentries ( im assuming Garys Mod have those? )

Join forces with the TF2 players and be CREDIT TO TEAM!

Do both, join the TF2 guys to fight an army of those turrets from portal.